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She was so ugly even a sniper wouldn’t take her out.

 

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1 hour ago, Simply Red said:

Like a dropped lasagne

I’d still eat it 

love lasagne, me 

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20 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Yawning dogs a good een

Yawning Hippo, surely? 

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She’s gone on the sesh 

 

im watching the original Texas chainsaw massacre. Classic 

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This Maya sort on Croucheys show is phenomenal. Fuck knows who she is but id eat her toldos 

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1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

This Maya sort on Croucheys show is phenomenal. Fuck knows who she is but id eat her toldos 

She is very well formed 

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10 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

This Maya sort on Croucheys show is phenomenal. Fuck knows who she is but id eat her toldos 

She’s a fucking hun unfortunately.
 

Then quickly rejected the notion ever tho is pictured in a hun top. Said was given to her for her birthday by a friend. She needs to get new friends at least

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I would never touch her boobs and fanny with my cock and mouth

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Not forgetting her shit hole..id never touch that now either even if she specifically asked me to destroy it

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Sacked off the film now watching Stones - Stripped

Has Charlie Watts ever missed a beat? 

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8 hours ago, Simply Red said:

This Maya sort on Croucheys show is phenomenal. Fuck knows who she is but id eat her toldos 

A terrible prime Minister who runs through fields of wheat 

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28 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Great Sting track 

Good in Jaws 

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14 hours ago, Poodler said:

She’s gone on the sesh 

 

im watching the original Texas chainsaw massacre. Classic 

Marilyn Burns should have received an Oscar at 1975 awards ceremony for her performance as Sally Hardesty in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. What a actress!

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This was last week rather than today but I took my mum to IKEA last week and spotted what I think it the official AFC Chat rug on sale. 
59-B4-F34-F-A84-B-4-FE4-A8-AF-AF08-F0-A3

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KnOw a few bentshots from up that way. GBOL

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5 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I'm moving house next week and chucking mine out.  Full of cat hair and all sorts.

Much was it Buzz Chops? 

I never noticed the price but similar rugs seem to be about £120. I went on the website and had a look for you. I'm a good cunt like that. 

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Got up (bloody rough) 

brunch/pints 

Pints 

airport 

home/shove my cock up the missus’ arsehole 

what a bloody holiday I’ve had! 

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2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Got up (bloody rough) 

brunch/pints 

Pints 

airport 

home/shove my cock up the missus’ arsehole 

what a bloody holiday I’ve had! 

It just looked like any other day when you were not on shift to be fair

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On 6/28/2021 at 1:32 PM, The Buzzard said:

This was last week rather than today but I took my mum to IKEA last week and spotted what I think it the official AFC Chat rug on sale. 
59-B4-F34-F-A84-B-4-FE4-A8-AF-AF08-F0-A3

Can’t believe it. I was told it was direct from Iran! 

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2 hours ago, Poodler said:

Can’t believe it. I was told it was direct from Iran! 

😂. Is it definitely the same rug?

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10 minutes ago, Parklife said:

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Never really noticed the slope before. Worse than motherwells that. 

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