What you doing today?

[Sooper-hanz 1,883]

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

Big change from being driven about in Dundee in your dad’s taxi. 

Snob

[The Boofon 4,503]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Snob

Fuck you on about?

Flying a plane over Perth is pretty different to being driven in your dad’s taxi in Dundee. 
 

What’s snobbish about that?

 

 

[Sooper-hanz 1,883]

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

Fuck you on about?

Flying a plane over Perth is pretty different to being driven in your dad’s taxi in Dundee. 
 

What’s snobbish about that?

 

 

[For Fecks Sake 604]

Helping Stonehaven get prepared for the Tour of Britain cycling event Stage 8 that starts in Stonehaven (well Cowie actually) on Sunday. 

Stonehaven is going to be packed over the weekend with toonsers and foreign folk (anyone from south of Laurencekirk).

[Sooper-hanz 1,883]

Tour of Britain is a real sorry event. 

[For Fecks Sake 604]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Tour of Britain is a real sorry event. 

Nah its nae and it could be worse, could be F1 

[Sooper-hanz 1,883]

18 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Nah its nae and it could be worse, could be F1 

Come on , compared to le Tour it is tragic . Similar to ‘ Octoberfest’ in British cities . Absolute cringe  

[Bluto10 1,651]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Come on , compared to le Tour it is tragic . Similar to ‘ Octoberfest’ in British cities . Absolute cringe  

agreed.

oktbrfst is ace. if it’s in munchen 

but if not you’re better off at a normal pub

[daytripping 1,247]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Come on , compared to le Tour it is tragic . Similar to ‘ Octoberfest’ in British cities . Absolute cringe  

The new outside boozer just off George street is having an Octoberfest, street food and beer, what's not to like. The Bike Yard I think it's called.

[Don Fonte 1,284]

22 minutes ago, daytripping said:

The new outside boozer just off George street is having an Octoberfest, street food and beer, what's not to like. The Bike Yard I think it's called.

The Bike Yard sounds an intriguing boozer.

[For Fecks Sake 604]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Come on , compared to le Tour it is tragic . Similar to ‘ Octoberfest’ in British cities . Absolute cringe  

Like to see you do the Cairn O' Mount on a bike lardy boy!

[Sooper-hanz 1,883]

2 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Like to see you do the Cairn O' Mount on a bike lardy boy!

Road bike?  Not into that matey . MTB for me

[For Fecks Sake 604]

26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Road bike?  Not into that matey . MTB for me

Like to see you do the Cairn O' Mount on a mountain bike lardy boy! Plenty off-road paths over it!

[Don Fonte 1,284]

Went for a cycle.

Collected the wee one from school and took her for supper.

Now - home for a few el vinos.

[Bluto10 1,651]

12 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Went for a cycle.

 

full lycra kit, aye?

[Don Fonte 1,284]

8 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

full lycra kit, aye?

No. I'm not a child botherer, thanks for asking.

[Bluto10 1,651]

haha

 

 

[Sooper-hanz 1,883]

1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Like to see you do the Cairn O' Mount on a mountain bike lardy boy! Plenty off-road paths over it!

I could do that nae bother but thats unrelated to me saying that the Tour of Britain is pee pee.

[daytripping 1,247]

8 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

The Bike Yard sounds an intriguing boozer.

Was intriguing till I found out they were charging a tenner a ticket to get in. Would need to be a proper full on bike show for that price.

[daytripping 1,247]

5 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Like to see you do the Cairn O' Mount on a mountain bike lardy boy! Plenty off-road paths over it!

I did Everest on a BMX, its in the mind, believe you can do it you will. Shit going up, needed oxygen, fucking ace coming down.

[daytripping 1,247]

5 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

full lycra kit, aye?

I love wearing full lycra, birds can see the package.

[Ke1t 4,143]

Got into verbals with the neighbour... the dog fucking hates him and barks at him all the time, so he started yelling at me like it's my fault the dog thinks he's a cunt. 

Swearing at me and everything, like a fucking common street urchin. Absolutely classless mullet-headed cunt of a man... 

Gave him some verbal back, using his own language of the gutter, just to make sure we understood one another, though I take no fucking pleasure from it. 

Told me he can't wait to move,  and I agreed with him. 

So we ended with an accord of sorts 

 

 

[Grays Babylon 1875 997]

Having a barking dog is the worst kind of neighbour one can have. 

You know what to do - poison him before he poisons the dog.

Or shoot his porch up with an AK.  Turn his wooden bench swingy thing in to hamster bedding. 

[Ke1t 4,143]

22 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Having a barking dog is the worst kind of neighbour one can have. 

You know what to do - poison him before he poisons the dog.

Or shoot his porch up with an AK.  Turn his wooden bench swingy thing in to hamster bedding. 

Dog rarely barks, really only barks at him. 

And she's fucking savage about it... full on 'I'll tear you to bits, you CUNT!" savagery.  Absolutely hates him. 

If it was my neighbour's dog doing that to me I'd have poisoned it a long time ago.

I'd have been on his side if he'd been reasonable,  but his sort never are... so I'm siding with the dog, and fuck that guy,. 

 

[Grays Babylon 1875 997]

Hang him by his dungarees from the nearest tree then beat him like a hillbilly piñata. 

Then glass his wife. 

Put them outta their misery.

Fucking doags. 

[Studebaker-90 828]

Anti rangers sentiment is really important. 

[BrianFaePerth 2,438]

3 hours ago, daytripping said:

I love wearing full lycra, birds can see the package.

The size of a scrunched up towelling sock

[The Boofon 4,503]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

The size of a scrunched up towelling sock

Found in the back of your dad’s taxi?

[Bad_Mobby 4,272]

3 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Dog rarely barks, really only barks at him. 

And she's fucking savage about it... full on 'I'll tear you to bits, you CUNT!" savagery.  Absolutely hates him. 

If it was my neighbour's dog doing that to me I'd have poisoned it a long time ago.

I'd have been on his side if he'd been reasonable,  but his sort never are... so I'm siding with the dog, and fuck that guy,. 

 

My youngest goes for the odd old wifey (must be a witch/paedo/hun) and the odd council worker (hun) 

He must just sense the bad vibes 

[cheesepipes 4,383]

@daytripping

Boxy is under attack. Bunkheid Road full of drum banging terrorists. 

Im shoring up the defences as we speak. 

Possibly in connection with the Aberdeen Hindu Temple opening. 

Im away to see if they're friend or foe. Im expecting at least a finger buffet.