Jump to content
For Fecks Sake

What you doing today?

Recommended Posts

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

Big change from being driven about in Dundee in your dad’s taxi. 

Snob

Share this post


Link to post
2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Snob

Fuck you on about?

Flying a plane over Perth is pretty different to being driven in your dad’s taxi in Dundee. 
 

What’s snobbish about that?

 

 

Share this post


Link to post
1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

Fuck you on about?

Flying a plane over Perth is pretty different to being driven in your dad’s taxi in Dundee. 
 

What’s snobbish about that?

 

 

🤪

Share this post


Link to post

Helping Stonehaven get prepared for the Tour of Britain cycling event Stage 8 that starts in Stonehaven (well Cowie actually) on Sunday. 

Stonehaven is going to be packed over the weekend with toonsers and foreign folk (anyone from south of Laurencekirk).

Share this post


Link to post
1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Tour of Britain is a real sorry event. 

Nah its nae and it could be worse, could be F1 :suicide:

  • Upvote 1

Share this post


Link to post
18 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Nah its nae and it could be worse, could be F1 :suicide:

Come on , compared to le Tour it is tragic . Similar to ‘ Octoberfest’ in British cities . Absolute cringe 😬 

Share this post


Link to post
3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Come on , compared to le Tour it is tragic . Similar to ‘ Octoberfest’ in British cities . Absolute cringe 😬 

agreed.

oktbrfst is ace. if it’s in munchen 

but if not you’re better off at a normal pub

Share this post


Link to post
9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Come on , compared to le Tour it is tragic . Similar to ‘ Octoberfest’ in British cities . Absolute cringe 😬 

The new outside boozer just off George street is having an Octoberfest, street food and beer, what's not to like. The Bike Yard I think it's called.

Share this post


Link to post
22 minutes ago, daytripping said:

The new outside boozer just off George street is having an Octoberfest, street food and beer, what's not to like. The Bike Yard I think it's called.

The Bike Yard sounds an intriguing boozer.

Share this post


Link to post
2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Come on , compared to le Tour it is tragic . Similar to ‘ Octoberfest’ in British cities . Absolute cringe 😬 

Like to see you do the Cairn O' Mount on a bike lardy boy!

Share this post


Link to post
2 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Like to see you do the Cairn O' Mount on a bike lardy boy!

Road bike?  Not into that matey . MTB for me

Share this post


Link to post
26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Road bike?  Not into that matey . MTB for me

Like to see you do the Cairn O' Mount on a mountain bike lardy boy! Plenty off-road paths over it!

Share this post


Link to post

Went for a cycle.

Collected the wee one from school and took her for supper.

Now - home for a few el vinos.

Share this post


Link to post
12 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Went for a cycle.

 

full lycra kit, aye?

Share this post


Link to post
8 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

full lycra kit, aye?

No. I'm not a child botherer, thanks for asking.

Share this post


Link to post
1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Like to see you do the Cairn O' Mount on a mountain bike lardy boy! Plenty off-road paths over it!

I could do that nae bother but thats unrelated to me saying that the Tour of Britain is pee pee.

Share this post


Link to post
8 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

The Bike Yard sounds an intriguing boozer.

Was intriguing till I found out they were charging a tenner a ticket to get in. Would need to be a proper full on bike show for that price.

Share this post


Link to post
5 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Like to see you do the Cairn O' Mount on a mountain bike lardy boy! Plenty off-road paths over it!

I did Everest on a BMX, its in the mind, believe you can do it you will. Shit going up, needed oxygen, fucking ace coming down.

Share this post


Link to post
5 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

full lycra kit, aye?

I love wearing full lycra, birds can see the package.

Share this post


Link to post

Got into verbals with the neighbour... the dog fucking hates him and barks at him all the time, so he started yelling at me like it's my fault the dog thinks he's a cunt. 

Swearing at me and everything, like a fucking common street urchin. Absolutely classless mullet-headed cunt of a man... 

Gave him some verbal back, using his own language of the gutter, just to make sure we understood one another, though I take no fucking pleasure from it. 

Told me he can't wait to move,  and I agreed with him. 

So we ended with an accord of sorts 😀

 

 

Share this post


Link to post

Having a barking dog is the worst kind of neighbour one can have. 

You know what to do - poison him before he poisons the dog.

Or shoot his porch up with an AK.  Turn his wooden bench swingy thing in to hamster bedding. 

Share this post


Link to post
22 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Having a barking dog is the worst kind of neighbour one can have. 

You know what to do - poison him before he poisons the dog.

Or shoot his porch up with an AK.  Turn his wooden bench swingy thing in to hamster bedding. 

Dog rarely barks, really only barks at him. 

And she's fucking savage about it... full on 'I'll tear you to bits, you CUNT!" savagery.  Absolutely hates him. 

If it was my neighbour's dog doing that to me I'd have poisoned it a long time ago.

I'd have been on his side if he'd been reasonable,  but his sort never are... so I'm siding with the dog, and fuck that guy,. 

 

Share this post


Link to post

Hang him by his dungarees from the nearest tree then beat him like a hillbilly piñata. 

Then glass his wife. 

Put them outta their misery.

Fucking doags. 

Share this post


Link to post
3 hours ago, daytripping said:

I love wearing full lycra, birds can see the package.

The size of a scrunched up towelling sock

Share this post


Link to post
1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

The size of a scrunched up towelling sock

Found in the back of your dad’s taxi?

Share this post


Link to post
3 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Dog rarely barks, really only barks at him. 

And she's fucking savage about it... full on 'I'll tear you to bits, you CUNT!" savagery.  Absolutely hates him. 

If it was my neighbour's dog doing that to me I'd have poisoned it a long time ago.

I'd have been on his side if he'd been reasonable,  but his sort never are... so I'm siding with the dog, and fuck that guy,. 

 

My youngest goes for the odd old wifey (must be a witch/paedo/hun) and the odd council worker (hun) 

He must just sense the bad vibes 

Share this post


Link to post

@daytripping

Boxy is under attack. Bunkheid Road full of drum banging terrorists. 

Im shoring up the defences as we speak. 

Possibly in connection with the Aberdeen Hindu Temple opening. 

Im away to see if they're friend or foe. Im expecting at least a finger buffet. 

Share this post


Link to post

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...