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18 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

@daytripping

Boxy is under attack. Bunkheid Road full of drum banging terrorists. 

Im shoring up the defences as we speak. 

Possibly in connection with the Aberdeen Hindu Temple opening. 

Im away to see if they're friend or foe. Im expecting at least a finger buffet. 

Hindu temple!!?? nae in the manor I hope?

Worrying times, if they've made it to Bucksburn the Country is fucked, that's the last line of defence. First the Taliban rise now this.

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3 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Hindu temple!!?? nae in the manor I hope?

Worrying times, if they've made it to Bucksburn the Country is fucked, that's the last line of defence. First the Taliban rise now this.

The sacred Church at the bottom of Avenue beside the Vet has been taken. 

Piles of shoes at the entrance if anyone needs a pair of well used leather mules, think its just help yourself. 

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Sneaky putting it in the same building as the vets, means it can't be firebombed. Don't think I've ever see a Hindu kicking about, surprised there's enough for a temple.

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3 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Free food though, maybe worth a visit.

We could make an afternoon of it. 

5 pints in the 4mile another 5 in the Bunkheid then into the HT for a lamb madras. 

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2 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

We could make an afternoon of it. 

5 pints in the 4mile another 5 in the Bunkheid then into the HT for a lamb madras. 

I wouldn't trust food from them, don't imagine cleanliness is top of their agenda. Don't even use bog roll, just a hand and a splash of water.

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Turned over inoo to Channel 4 and bewildered to be watching an episode of Countdown with only persons of black ethnicity on it.

Is this Black Friday today? A bit early this year is it not?

 

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1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Turned over inoo to Channel 4 and bewildered to be watching an episode of Countdown with only persons of black ethnicity on it.

Is this Black Friday today? A bit early this year is it not?

 

Every programme on Channel 4 today is black only.

Better get used to it MAD

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2 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Every programme on Channel 4 today is black only.

Better get used to it MAD

I will, JP min. Watched Countdown with Trevor McDonald (a sequel to Tonight with Trevor McDonald) and then turned it back to the horses🐎

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1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I will, JP min. Watched Countdown with Trevor McDonald (a sequel to Tonight with Trevor McDonald) and then turned it back to the horses🐎

All black horses

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14 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

All black horses

There are a few NZ bred horses in training here but they'll be in their stables awaiting jump racing to restart some time soon😀.

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21 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Got a few pals from down the road coming up. Drinks at mine, pub, drinks at mine again. 
 

Hoping the neighbours aren't arsey about it. Messaged my downstairs neighbour and he seemed alright, so should be sound. 
 

Wishing a merry weekend to all. 
 

 

Take heaps of drugs like that last time you went nuts on here.

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26 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Got a few pals from down the road coming up. Drinks at mine, pub, drinks at mine again. 
 

Hoping the neighbours aren't arsey about it. Messaged my downstairs neighbour and he seemed alright, so should be sound. 
 

Wishing a merry weekend to all. 
 

 

Enjoy yersel man.

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2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I believe your words at the time were "don't worry Consi, we've all had a mad one" 

 

So don't come the cunt now, cunt. 

Not coming the cunt at all. Sounded like you were having a cracking time. Do it again.

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28 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Got a few pals from down the road coming up. Drinks at mine, pub, drinks at mine again. 
 

Hoping the neighbours aren't arsey about it. Massaged my downstairs neighbour and he asked for extras. I obliged . 
 

Wishing a merry weekend to all. 
 

 

Crikey 

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4 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I believe your words at the time were "don't worry Consi, we've all had a mad one" 

So don't come the cunt now, cunt. 

Captain the engines canna take it....

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Get absolutely fucking mangled Consi, then come on here at 3am and talk to Brizo who’ll just be  having his lunch . 

Scenes. 

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8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Get absolutely fucking mangled Consi, then come on here at 3am and talk to Brizo who’ll just be  having his lunch . 

Scenes. 

Eh would rather hear misers is buckled or cunted with my lunch 🇨🇳

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9 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Got a few pals from down the road coming up. Drinks at mine, pub, drinks at mine again. 
 

Hoping the neighbours aren't arsey about it. Messaged my downstairs neighbour and he seemed alright, so should be sound. 
 

Wishing a merry weekend to all. 
 

 

I’ve been a noisy neighbour this week. Think he has bought my excuse about her being homesick 

what I’ve learned this week is don’t drink alcohol without a straightener.

take drugs, don’t eat, have contempt for those you meet 

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5 hours ago, Poodler said:

I’ve been a noisy neighbour this week. Think he has bought my excuse about her being homesick 

Been playing Men at Work at full volume? 

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5 hours ago, Poodler said:

I’ve been a noisy neighbour this week. Think he has bought my excuse about her being homesick 

what I’ve learned this week is don’t drink alcohol without a straightener.

take drugs, don’t eat, have contempt for those you meet 

Ok Baz

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Away a walk up a local hill, nae sure what one yet. 

Watch the scores 

Takeaway. Also tbc

Couple beers 

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 Just back from Motherwell. Great not having to justify the journey time to weird old golf goons.

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6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 Just back from Motherwell. Great not having to justify the journey time to weird old golf goons.

Why did it take you so long?

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11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 Just back from Motherwell. Great not having to justify the journey time to weird old golf goons.

If you really did go there did you see any art? What did you think? What makes you an expert? Why do you come on here? 

Moon landings etc 

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16 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Why did it take you so long?

 

11 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

If you really did go there did you see any art? What did you think? What makes you an expert? Why do you come on here? 

Moon landings etc 

🤣

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32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 Just back from Motherwell. Great not having to justify the journey time to weird old golf goons.

Sick mutant. 

Having a beer in my mates Adega listening to some blues.

The Lottery shop at my bit got robbed this morning.  Armed bastards with big guns.  They got away an all.   The cop shop is in the next street - brass necked cunts. 

Probably Huns. 

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4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

brass necked cunts.

Good band name 

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20 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Sick mutant

The Lottery shop 

2 x GBN’s

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