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5 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

You’d pay a tenner for a shit bottle of wine.

Scarcity. 

Yeah but there's no way restaurants use stuff at a tenner a tin

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Just now, Millertime said:

Yeah but there's no way restaurants use stuff at a tenner a tin

That’s a very silly statement.

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30 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

That’s a very silly statement.

this place is full of sill statements *

 

 

 

* - none of them mine

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11 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

git tae ye bed ye fat pathetic loner embarrassmnt..yer fuckin boggin

teviot\potterow*  not open on a sunday?

 

golf mongo cunt

 

(* - you actually got the grades for edinburgh uni?)

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4 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

teviot\potterow*  not open on a sunday?

 

golf mongo cunt

 

(* - you actually got the grades for edinburgh uni?)

Fuck me you gonna start boasting about your standard grades now Bluts?

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anither absolut fuckin embarrassin showin fae ye thi diy greybools ye cringy clingy cunt 

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1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Fuck me you gonna start boasting about your standard grades now Bluts?

haha

 

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Monday off work so an all day boozathon (8 beers) awaits.

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Sitting at the lights, watching some black fella wandering around the pumps at the petrol station with a lit flamethrower.

Wish I could say it was unexpected.

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22 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Sitting at the lights, watching some black fella wandering around the pumps at the petrol station with a lit flamethrower.

Wish I could say it was unexpected.

At least you're not in the gas station.

On a bus.  There's one of those strange little Scott Brown/Zika people on it.  Ones that you used to see in circuses.

I'm ashamed to say I'm a little scared. 

I've moved seats. 

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7 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

At least you're not in the gas station.

On a bus.  There's one of those strange little Scott Brown/Zika people on it.  Ones that you used to see in circuses.

I'm ashamed to say I'm a little scared. 

I've moved seats. 

Dwarf or midget?

Midgets are the ones that are mostly proportionate, but just really small. 

Dwarfs are the ones with the big, whacky heads, and sausages for fingers.

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2 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Dwarf or midget?

Midgets are the ones that are mostly proportionate, but just really small. 

Dwarfs are the ones with the big, whacky heads, and sausages for fingers.

Must be a midget.

Hang on, I'll ask.........

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21 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Sitting at the lights, watching some black fella wandering around the pumps at the petrol station with a lit flamethrower.

Wish I could say it was unexpected.

Probably hoping a policeman (white) kills him. 

 

20 mill for family n friends. 

 

Bit of looting, everyone wins. 

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4 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Probably hoping a policeman (white) kills him. 

 

20 mill for family n friends. 

 

Bit of looting, everyone wins. 

Ohh edgy edgelord 

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2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Ohh edgy edgelord 

Stop following me.... Its creepy. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Teenage Fanclub the necht mi deerie

Enjoy it  :dance: No Gerry though. 

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4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Enjoy it  :dance: No Gerry though. 

Hes the best part.

Severely diminished act without him imo

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wis it it yersel siyin ye wir wantin a ride aff thisskynews-shamima-begum-interview-5513268.

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yed ride ony cunt

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Dropped young Roberta at school.

Laughed at dude with shit looking 'trainers'.

Watched a bit of North Water.

Start work 11, finish 3ish (hard life).

Hame, shower, shave the testies (makes it look bigger).

Gourdon for a chipper.

Red kola and hopefully get pumped later.

Early night, fitba tomorrow (assistant manager duties).

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Day aff:

Haircut. 

Some chores I've been told to do (will try do little as possible)

Denner at Choi's

Bed 

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Working until 1200

Lunch with the brood at Dutch Mill (I’m nominated driver)

Hame 

Nice bottle of white wine

Bed

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49 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Dropped young Roberta at school.

Laughed at dude with shit looking 'trainers'.

Watched a bit of North Water.

Start work 11, finish 3ish (hard life).

Hame, shower, shave the testies (makes it look bigger).

Gourdon for a chipper.

Red kola and hopefully get pumped later.

Early night, fitba tomorrow (assistant manager duties).

Assistant to the manager duties. 
 

Accidental Brent.  

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16 hours ago, Arabian Knight said:

wis it it yersel siyin ye wir wantin a ride aff thisskynews-shamima-begum-interview-5513268.

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yed ride ony cunt

Her eyes are scary as fuck.

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1 hour ago, Roberto said:

Dropped young Roberta at school.

Laughed at dude with shit looking 'trainers'.

Watched a bit of North Water.

Start work 11, finish 3ish (hard life).

Hame, shower, shave the testies (makes it look bigger).

Gourdon for a chipper.

Red kola and hopefully get pumped later.

Early night, fitba tomorrow (assistant manager duties).

What did the trainers look like? 
 

@Dad

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