Bad_Mobby 4,475 Posted October 4, 2021 3 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I just paid £230 for a stripper to stretch her arse in my face. Utterly horrendous. Not worth a jot Id be expecting to take her home for a bone after paying that Share this post Link to post
cheesepipes 4,406 Posted October 4, 2021 That service used to be 20 sheet in Bugsys, did the arsehole reveal come with a cheap bottle of Cava, sometimes the rectum/drinks packages can be really extortionate. Share this post Link to post
cheesepipes 4,406 Posted October 4, 2021 Or was it the Greta Thunypops mask you made her wear? Share this post Link to post
Sooper-hanz 2,081 Posted October 4, 2021 6 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Alright brother Hans. I'll forgive you. But any more of the racist shit then you and I are gonna have some serious words happening young man. Your lack of education and being a Glasgow/weegian be no excuse. This is the 21st century by Christ. I thank you. Give it a rest , eh? Ta 1 Share this post Link to post
manboobs109 2,842 Posted October 4, 2021 6 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I just paid £230 for a stripper to stretch her arse in my face. Utterly horrendous. Not worth a jot That'll make up for her Universal Credit cut for 11.5 weeks. Good lad. 4 Share this post Link to post
Bad_Mobby 4,475 Posted October 4, 2021 6 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I've patched work off for that reason Fog in Scatsta Share this post Link to post
Zeus 1,384 Posted October 4, 2021 7 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I just paid £230 for a stripper to stretch her arse in my face. Utterly horrendous. Not worth a jot Middle class lap dance Share this post Link to post
Bad_Mobby 4,475 Posted October 4, 2021 (edited) . Edited October 4, 2021 by Bad_Mobby 1 Share this post Link to post
Bad_Mobby 4,475 Posted October 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, Zeus said: Middle class lap dance GBN 25 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Fog in Scatsta and their debut album Share this post Link to post
Sooper-hanz 2,081 Posted October 4, 2021 7 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: To be frank, Grays. She was just a mink. Yeah I tapped the card down without thinking. Great at playing for Scotland and Leeds Utd. Share this post Link to post
Redforever86 1,694 Posted October 4, 2021 16 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Grim scenes Class A dose of the fear incoming for you the next day or two. Don’t worry the Hat is here for you, we have all done the same and probably much worse. Apart fae Zeus he just moans about covid or runs and gets his hair cut. Share this post Link to post
Quagmire 531 Posted October 4, 2021 Don't be ashamed, Consi. More drunken debauchery and less opinionated woke shite and you'll be in the running for POTY. Share this post Link to post
milne_afc 2,019 Posted October 4, 2021 8 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I just paid £230 for a stripper to stretch her arse in my face. Utterly horrendous. Not worth a jot Bloody nutter Share this post Link to post
Zeus 1,384 Posted October 4, 2021 30 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Class A dose of the fear incoming for you the next day or two. Don’t worry the Hat is here for you, we have all done the same and probably much worse. Apart fae Zeus he just moans about covid or runs and gets his hair cut. Hi'min Nae moaned about covid for ages. Life is back to normal. What establishment charged this obscene amount of £ for a deek of an arsehole is what I want to know. Scandalous! Share this post Link to post
Parklife 979 Posted October 4, 2021 Could've bought half a quality jacket for that. Share this post Link to post
dazzy_deff 1,120 Posted October 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Parklife said: Could've bought half a quality jacket for that. Or 10 pairs of River Island biker jeans. 3 Share this post Link to post
Parklife 979 Posted October 4, 2021 29 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Or 10 pairs of River Island biker jeans. A bargain either way, I'm sure you'll agree Got to make sacrifices on some things, Daz boy, to enable frivolity when it comes to jackets and craft beers. Share this post Link to post
Torry Tosser 213 Posted October 4, 2021 At the moment reading paper and looking at a pic in there of Priti Patel and thinking,I bet she a right tiger between the sheets... I'd imagine she do it anywhere in the hoose and the garden shed... Share this post Link to post
Poodler 3,169 Posted October 4, 2021 Consi, was it a strippers in the toon? Robbing bastards, I’d be looking to wage a tirade of crime against them. starting with a bit of graffiti near the door Share this post Link to post
Sooper-hanz 2,081 Posted October 4, 2021 28 minutes ago, Poodler said: Consi, was it a strippers in the toon? Robbing bastards, I’d be looking to wage a tirade of crime against them. starting with a bit of graffiti near the door Consi is at it surely . Over £200 to see a fart box? Share this post Link to post
manboobs109 2,842 Posted October 4, 2021 It's empowering for the bird though innit? Consi doing his bit for the sisters. Share this post Link to post
milne_afc 2,019 Posted October 4, 2021 A couple of hours with a professional sex worker including some extras for that cash amount. Drink is funny. Share this post Link to post
Sooper-hanz 2,081 Posted October 4, 2021 Disgusting behaviour. Renting out your farter to folk who can’t see their own .Oh wait , it’s ok as my gran used to show me hers. Share this post Link to post
milne_afc 2,019 Posted October 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Torry Tosser said: At the moment reading paper and looking at a pic in there of Priti Patel and thinking,I bet she a right tiger between the sheets... I'd imagine she do it anywhere in the hoose and the garden shed... She’s a fat revolting cunt. 2 Share this post Link to post
dazzy_deff 1,120 Posted October 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Parklife said: A bargain either way, I'm sure you'll agree Got to make sacrifices on some things, Daz boy, to enable frivolity when it comes to jackets and craft beers. I'd rather drink bottles of becks than wear biker jeans to be honest. Mind you, i'd rather drink cat piss than craft beer so our tastes are very much misaligned. Share this post Link to post
Bad_Mobby 4,475 Posted October 4, 2021 44 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: I'd rather drink bottles of becks than wear biker jeans to be honest. Mind you, i'd rather drink cat piss than craft beer so our tastes are very much misaligned. I’d only wear biker jeans if I was going to a fancy dress party as a member of some poodle haired 80’s rock band (then throw them in the bin) Share this post Link to post
dazzy_deff 1,120 Posted October 4, 2021 25 minutes ago, Dad said: Cat piss drinker ^ Least i dont smell of cat piss you dithery old fool. Share this post Link to post
Sooper-hanz 2,081 Posted October 4, 2021 Real biker trousers are leather not ripped denim. Share this post Link to post
Bad_Mobby 4,475 Posted October 4, 2021 14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Real biker trousers are leather not ripped denim. Perfect for cruising on your Harley (or fronting Bon Jovi) Share this post Link to post