What you doing today?

[Bad_Mobby 4,475]

3 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I just paid £230 for a stripper to stretch her arse in my face. 
 

Utterly horrendous. 
 

Not worth a jot 

Id be expecting to take her home for a bone after paying that 

 

[cheesepipes 4,406]

That service used to be 20 sheet in Bugsys, did the arsehole reveal come with a cheap bottle of Cava, sometimes the rectum/drinks packages can be really extortionate. 

[cheesepipes 4,406]

Or was it the Greta Thunypops mask you made her wear? 

[Sooper-hanz 2,081]

6 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Alright brother Hans.

I'll forgive you.

But any more of the racist shit then you and I are gonna have some serious words happening young man.

Your lack of education and being a Glasgow/weegian be no excuse. 

This is the 21st century by Christ.

I thank you. 

Give it a rest , eh? Ta

[manboobs109 2,842]

6 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I just paid £230 for a stripper to stretch her arse in my face. 
 

Utterly horrendous. 
 

Not worth a jot 

That'll make up for her Universal Credit cut for 11.5 weeks.

Good lad.

[Bad_Mobby 4,475]

6 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I've patched work off

 

 

for that reason 

Fog in Scatsta 

[Zeus 1,384]

7 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I just paid £230 for a stripper to stretch her arse in my face. 
 

Utterly horrendous. 
 

Not worth a jot 

Middle class lap dance 

[Bad_Mobby 4,475]

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[Bad_Mobby 4,475]

6 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Middle class lap dance 

GBN

25 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Fog in Scatsta 

and their debut album 

[Sooper-hanz 2,081]

7 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

To be frank, Grays. She was just a mink. Yeah I tapped the card down without thinking.

Great at playing for Scotland and Leeds Utd. 

[Redforever86 1,694]

16 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Grim scenes 

 

 

Class A dose of the fear incoming for you the next day or two. 
 

Don’t worry the Hat is here for you, we have all done the same and probably much worse. 
 

Apart fae Zeus he just moans about covid or runs and gets his hair cut.

[Quagmire 531]

Don't be ashamed, Consi. More drunken debauchery and less opinionated woke shite and you'll be in the running for POTY. 

[milne_afc 2,019]

8 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I just paid £230 for a stripper to stretch her arse in my face. 
 

Utterly horrendous. 
 

Not worth a jot 

Bloody nutter

[Zeus 1,384]

30 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Class A dose of the fear incoming for you the next day or two. 
 

Don’t worry the Hat is here for you, we have all done the same and probably much worse. 
 

Apart fae Zeus he just moans about covid or runs and gets his hair cut.

Hi'min

Nae moaned about covid for ages. Life is back to normal.

What establishment charged this obscene amount of £ for a deek of an arsehole is what I want to know. 

Scandalous!

[Zeus 1,384]

Week in benidorm

[Parklife 979]

Could've bought half a quality jacket for that. 

[dazzy_deff 1,120]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Could've bought half a quality jacket for that. 

Or 10 pairs of River Island biker jeans. 

[Parklife 979]

29 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Or 10 pairs of River Island biker jeans. 

A bargain either way, I'm sure you'll agree  

Got to make sacrifices on some things, Daz boy, to enable frivolity when it comes to jackets and craft beers. 

[Torry Tosser 213]

At the moment reading paper and looking at a pic in there of Priti Patel and thinking,I bet she a right tiger between the sheets... I'd imagine she do it anywhere in the hoose and the garden shed...

 

[Poodler 3,169]

Consi, was it a strippers in the toon? Robbing bastards, I’d be looking to wage a tirade of crime against them. 
 

starting with a bit of graffiti near the door 

 

 

[Sooper-hanz 2,081]

28 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Consi, was it a strippers in the toon? Robbing bastards, I’d be looking to wage a tirade of crime against them. 
 

starting with a bit of graffiti near the door 

 

 

Consi is at it surely . Over £200 to see a fart box? 

[manboobs109 2,842]

It's empowering for the bird though innit? Consi doing his bit for the sisters.

[milne_afc 2,019]

A couple of hours with a professional sex worker including some extras for that cash amount. Drink is funny.

[Sooper-hanz 2,081]

Disgusting behaviour. Renting out your farter to folk who can’t see their own .Oh wait , it’s ok as my gran used to show me hers. 

[milne_afc 2,019]

1 hour ago, Torry Tosser said:

At the moment reading paper and looking at a pic in there of Priti Patel and thinking,I bet she a right tiger between the sheets... I'd imagine she do it anywhere in the hoose and the garden shed...

 

She’s a fat revolting cunt.

[dazzy_deff 1,120]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

A bargain either way, I'm sure you'll agree  

Got to make sacrifices on some things, Daz boy, to enable frivolity when it comes to jackets and craft beers. 

I'd rather drink bottles of becks than wear biker jeans to be honest. Mind you, i'd rather drink cat piss than craft beer so our tastes are very much misaligned. 

[Bad_Mobby 4,475]

44 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

I'd rather drink bottles of becks than wear biker jeans to be honest. Mind you, i'd rather drink cat piss than craft beer so our tastes are very much misaligned. 

I’d only wear biker jeans if I was going to a fancy dress party as a member of some poodle haired 80’s rock band (then throw them in the bin) 

[dazzy_deff 1,120]

25 minutes ago, Dad said:

Cat piss drinker ^

Least i dont smell of cat piss you dithery old fool.

[Sooper-hanz 2,081]

Real biker trousers are leather not ripped denim. 

[Bad_Mobby 4,475]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Real biker trousers are leather not ripped denim. 

Perfect for cruising on your Harley (or fronting Bon Jovi)