What you doing today?

[Laichomoray]

Bacon rolls before last section of the Speyside way to Aviemore.

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Loch Pityoulish near Aviemore

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[Laichomoray]

Came with the roll.Left the red.COYB ?

[The Boofon]

5 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Away to recycle my plastics.

Have a bath.

Prepare dinner.

Dook for an aipple. 

Maybe watch the fitba. 

Water wastage. Have a shower.

[Reed or deed]

Aye he maybe just bathes in 2inch of cold water.

[BrianFaePerth]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He could use his cock to measure the depth.

If that’s how water depth is measured manboobs is safe from drowning

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Ahhh ok. The vendor covering all bases. Personally I liked to be asked if I would like sauce and I like them to apply it from a bottle.  

I’m not sure if they are allowed to do that with the ridiculous COVID rules, it all seems to be sachets

[Fridge]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Is that right? at least the sachet companies will be making a few quid. 

I don’t know if that’s the actual rule but everywhere I go seems to do it. I assume it is to minimise staff touching the same bottles 

[Fridge]

@Salt shakers, pepper mills, and virtually any sort of shared condiment bottle that may sit in the middle of your favorite burger joint table can potentially spread COVID-19. If the person who touched that item before you is sick, and the item in question has not been properly disinfected? Well, you run a risk of contracting coronavirus from that otherwise pedestrian action of seasoning your meal. This is why restaurants are taking great stepsto lessen risks when they reopen.@

[Fridge]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Condiment Chaos

It is fucking mental, they are completely off their heids

 

There is not one single chance of a COVID outbreak being caused by a bottle of HP sauce

[Fridge]

Well I would like to see any evidence of this, everyone has been jabbed now anyway and you don’t have to go to a restaurant if you are petrified of catching it off a bottle of ketchup

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Well I would like to see any evidence of this, everyone has been jabbed now anyway and you don’t have to go to a restaurant if you are petrified of catching it off a bottle of ketchup

I wouldn’t eat in a restaurant that served ketchup from a bottle. Little silver bowl or they can fuck off. 

[dazzy_deff]

6 hours ago, The Boofon said:

I wouldn’t eat in a restaurant that served ketchup from a bottle. Little silver bowl or they can fuck off. 

Fit about an individual sachet?

[alscotoz]

Only if finished off with gold leaf.

[sheepcrooky]

Up early, red eye to Schiphol and oot to Oman for the week. Bloody miserable this morning at 0315. 

[Quagmire]

57 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

Up early, red eye to Schiphol and oot to Oman for the week. Bloody miserable this morning at 0315. 

Horrible route. The layover in Saudi is shite. 

[manboobs109]

Fuck that shit. Even if you boys are on good wonga I don't envy you all that fucking about on planes and in hotels.

[sheepcrooky]

22 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Fuck that shit. Even if you boys are on good wonga I don't envy you all that fucking about on planes and in hotels.

See the world. 

[Redforever86]

20 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

See the world. 

Middle East shit holes, desserts, frozen oil rigs, and the worst parts of disease ridden Africa. Sounds great. 

[The Boofon]

5 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Middle East shit holes, desserts, frozen oil rigs, and the worst parts of disease ridden Africa. Sounds great. 

The Eve’s pudding in Port Harcourt is amazing. 

[manboobs109]

31 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

See the world. 

Hmm, not convinced that's a plus point tbh

[The Boofon]

56 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Fuck that shit. Even if you boys are on good wonga I don't envy you all that fucking about on planes and in hotels.

It’s bloody great. 

[Zeus]

Resigning 

Keywork

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Bed 

 

Living la vida loca 

[sheepcrooky]

17 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Middle East shit holes, desserts, frozen oil rigs, and the worst parts of disease ridden Africa. Sounds great. 

I am office based but get to travel to all of the above noted countries. It really is good getting to see different cultures and going places like Siberia or Algeria that you would never visit normally. One of the worst parts (for me) has been no business related travel in the past 18 months. 
I love travel to these shitholes. 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

It’s bloody great. 

Different strokes for different folks I suppose. Would've liked it when I was younger but I'm a homebody now. Like getting my comfy gear on, crack open a beer, get my tea. Fuck sitting in hotel bars/rooms all the time.

[manboobs109]

38 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

It is when you’re let loose - which I will be on Wednesday (in a new playground) 

c’mon @sheepcrooky Algeria is garbage 

 

 

Aye be good getting a few days downtime but do you not miss your missus, dog, own bed?

[BrianFaePerth]

11 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Different strokes for different folks I suppose. Would've liked it when I was younger but I'm a homebody now. Like getting my comfy gear on, crack open a beer, get my tea. Fuck sitting in hotel bars/rooms all the time.

Aye but can you get robbed by Chinese hookers in Dundee?

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Aye but can you get robbed by Chinese hookers in Dundee?

Probably not as unlikely as you'd think. An acquaintance of mine just got jailed for robbing a client with his hooker bird, although she's not Chinese(not convinced she's human tbh)

[Guest milne_afc]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Probably not as unlikely as you'd think. An acquaintance of mine just got jailed for robbing a client with his hooker bird, although she's not Chinese(not convinced she's human tbh)

Seen that on the Courier newsfeed the other week, fucked if I’m subscribing to read the full story though. She looks reptilian.

[manboobs109]

Yeah I know the guy from years ago but if you spend enough time in Dundee you'll see the bird storming about, can't miss her with the face tat tbf.

[DD1903]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Resigning 

Keywork

Walk

Keywork

Run 

Bed 

 

Living la vida loca 

New job?