What you doing today?

[Don Fonte]

Had a haircut.

Bought a new suit.

Met an old friend (female) for lunch. (No sex)

Met a mate for a quick couple drinks.

Now - Home, few el vinos and dinner.

[Bluto10]

54 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’m still in the market for a winter jacket or coat . It’s not easy when you’re a picky cunt like me. 

awkward trade off between waterproof functionality and warmth (but not too much warmth) imo

[Bluto10]

I’ve given up finding ideal compromise.

got a Barbour and other non waterproof jackets 

and use a brolly 

[Parklife]

40 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

 

Met an old friend (female) for lunch. (No sex)

[Don Fonte]

37 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Aye ok Mr Virile.

[Don Fonte]

57 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

awkward trade off between waterproof functionality and warmth (but not too much warmth) imo

Fuck me here's Bear Grylls himself.

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Never used a brolly in my life. Maybe one day if I ever discover a love of cock but until then I'll stick to a hooded jacket.

I've always got a brolly in my bag just in case. A hood only stops your head getting wet, shite getting to wherever you're going with soaking wet denims and trainers. I'm comfortable in my sexuality though Hanzo, so I don't care what folk think.

[Redforever86]

4 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I've always got a brolly in my bag just in case. A hood only stops your head getting wet, shite getting to wherever you're going with soaking wet denims and trainers. I'm comfortable in my sexuality though Hanzo, so I don't care what folk think.

Aye, a brolly doesn't make you gay, it's your handbag. 

[maryhilldon]

Fuckin fantastic invention. It rains just about everyday in the weeg remember.

[DD1903]

2 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Aye, a brolly doesn't make you gay, it's your handbag. 

And his boyfriend 

[The Buzzard]

Becoming a dad. What a fucking messy ordeal that was. 

[Quagmire]

8 hours ago, Roberto said:

I didn't even know until now that men used brollys unless it was for golf.

I'm not sure what to make of it.

I made an ex go out in the pissing rain to go buy one so we could move from one pub to the next. Back in the Market St Sunday sesh days. 

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, The Buzzard said:

Becoming a dad. What a fucking messy ordeal that was. 

When’s the headwetting Buzz? Good luck yi ledge

if the cats play up, send em here 

[dazzy_deff]

2 hours ago, Quagmire said:

I made an ex go out in the pissing rain to go buy one so we could move from one pub to the next. Back in the Market St Sunday sesh days. 

I was gonna tag you in bertos post. Canna believe he's dissing the brolly.

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

Becoming a dad. What a fucking messy ordeal that was. 

Congratulations, Buzz. 

[The Boofon]

2 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

Becoming a dad. What a fucking messy ordeal that was. 

Congrats Buzzard.

[The Buzzard]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

When’s the headwetting Buzz? Good luck yi ledge

if the cats play up, send em here 

 

40 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Congratulations, Buzz. 

 

39 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Congrats 

 

29 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Congrats Buzzard.

Cheers gents. Fair play to women for going through that massacre. 
 

@Poodler I could happily sink a few right now. The cats will be getting tuned in to play nice!

[Henry]

3 hours ago, Quagmire said:

I made an ex go out in the pissing rain to go buy one so we could move from one pub to the next. Back in the Market St Sunday sesh days. 

Any idea why you split up? 

[dazzy_deff]

5 minutes ago, Henry said:

Any idea why you split up? 

Being made to buy a brolly was the least of her concerns. 

[Poodler]

Was she from BoD?!

[Bluto10]

congratulations Buzz

[manboobs109]

Boy or girl Buzzo?

[dazzy_deff]

4 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Was she from BoD?!

Orkney. Dont think Quaggy has went with a bird fae Brig O Dee. 

[Ramandu]

37 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

 

Cheers gents. Fair play to women for going through that massacre. 

Congrats. Sounds like it was a long night.

[Zeus]

Keywork 

Run

Keywork

Beer x 2 (up early the morn for a run) 

 

 

Absolutely mintil 

 

[The Boofon]

35 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Boy or girl Buzzo?

Non binary or gender neutral  possibly Moobs. 

 

Keep up with the modern times.

[manboobs109]

59 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Non binary or gender neutral  possibly Moobs. 

 

Keep up with the modern times.

Aye true enough. Can't really give a definitive answer on that until the day it dies as apparently it can change at any point.

Thanks for pointing out my faux pas.

[The Boofon]

7 minutes ago, Roberto said:

So you got a flight back from where you were, into the country, not double vaccinated, and were able to walk about the next day?

Madness. I thought we were shot dead if we flew back into the country not double vaccinated and wandered about freely?

Lawl.

Illegally.

 

EDIT: As pointed out above possibly exempt. (I don't believe him but if he has a seaman's book he's exempt)

 

[Guest milne_afc]

Travelling to be vaccinated must be on the list of exemptions 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

 

 

 

Cheers gents. Fair play to women for going through that massacre. 
 

@Poodler I could happily sink a few right now. The cats will be getting tuned in to play nice!

Well done to you and your missus min!?

Hats off to your brave lady going through what sounded like a painful and difficult labour.