What you doing today?

[The Boofon]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Brizo bat symbol 

Haha. Not required any more. Just sound the horn.

 

? beep beep

Whip, pool, vibes, hot weather, etc.

[YorkDon]

7 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

Becoming a dad. What a fucking messy ordeal that was. 

Congrats min.

[Betty Swallicks]

Congrats Buzz. 

Yer missus sounds a drama queen like. 

 

[Poodler]

Got a name yet? 
 

david truscott buzzard

[Zeus]

7 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

Becoming a dad. What a fucking messy ordeal that was. 

Nice one, congrats min. 

Enjoy the next 3-4 months and the wonderful sleep that come with it ?

[NEM]

8 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

Becoming a dad. What a fucking messy ordeal that was. 

Nice one congratulations 

[Poodler]

@Bluto10 any opinion on kids? 

[Poodler]

Currently eating chicken/ sweetcorn/ noodle soup 

 

BH

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

@Bluto10 any opinion on kids? 

haha

wot kids? ??‍♂️

 

 

yew ye mongo cunt etc. etc.

[maryhilldon]

8 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

Becoming a dad. What a fucking messy ordeal that was. 

Nice one Buzz ?

[Poodler]

6 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

haha

wot kids? ??‍♂️

 

 

yew ye mongo cunt etc. etc.

Was looking for 

 

kids? 
 

LOL

[Bluto10]

4 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Was looking for 

 

kids? 
 

LOL

Haha
classic

[YorkDon]

Seeing as i’m a man of leisure at the moment i’m struggling to motivate myself to do much.

Just smashed a 12 mile cycle though, so today has been a success.

[YorkDon]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Road cycle? 

Aye.Nice and hilly where I am.Must be first time on the bike in near 6 months tho which is shameful.

[YorkDon]

24 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s great being out . I avoid the roads at all cost though. MTB for me . 

Yea I hear ya.So many total idiots on the road.I just think you’d have to land really unlucky to get knocked off by a bad driver.

Should get into MTB though as Dalby Forest is less than half an hour from me and I’ve the North York Moors on my doorstep.

[The Buzzard]

6 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

congratulations Buzz

 

6 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Boy or girl Buzzo?

 

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Congratulations @The Buzzard Agree re what women go through . Jeez. 

 

3 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Well done to you and your missus min!?

Hats off to your brave lady going through what sounded like a painful and difficult labour. 

 

2 hours ago, YorkDon said:

Congrats min.

 

2 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Congrats Buzz. 

Yer missus sounds a drama queen like. 

 

 

2 hours ago, Poodler said:

Got a name yet? 
 

david truscott buzzard

 

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Nice one, congrats min. 

Enjoy the next 3-4 months and the wonderful sleep that come with it ?

 

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

And the next 20 odd years having to do everything for the useless,ungrateful little cunts. 

 

2 hours ago, NEM said:

Nice one congratulations 

 

2 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Nice one Buzz ?

 

33 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Hello ma dearies...

 

Nice one Buzz Aldrin man... ?

Just wrapping these up into one thank you post, lads. 
Cheers for the good wishes. A wee girl popped out. I was certain in my head we would have a boy. 
 

@poodler. She's getting called Choi Arlene Buzzard. 

[Redforever86]

See when yir changing her nappy do you ever think you will just swoop down and....

[manboobs109]

Let's not lads eh?

[Redforever86]

7 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

See when yir changing her nappy do you ever think you will just swoop down and....

Tickle her belly. 

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Let's not lads eh?

Enjoy yir Guinness. 

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Let's not lads eh?

I’m not getting into it but I dinna understand how racist jokes are allowed but pedophile ones aren’t.

[manboobs109]

Just now, Poodler said:

I’m not getting into it but I dinna understand how racist jokes are allowed but pedophile ones aren’t.

Jokes are allowed, it was you leaking all over the place I had to put a stop to. 

Lets not get into it, I think I made my position clear. 

[Poodler]

As if you were the driving force in that silencing you deeply misguided man 

[dazzy_deff]

4 minutes ago, Poodler said:

As if you were the driving force in that silencing you deeply misguided man 

DId the Aberdeen Guardian mob get hold of you?

[Don Fonte]

All the best @The Buzzard. Dinna listen to anyone, being a parent is a piece of piss.

Hope you won't let it get in the way of your punting tips, priorities and all that.

[Poodler]

10 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

DId the Aberdeen Guardian mob get hold of you?

I don’t think so but I know I’ve been pursued by other strange internet folks recently. Bizarre to get so het up about silly words on a forum but whatever.

Will be staying tight lipped when the queen dies anyway, don’t want the forum to actually disappear 

(Just some posters)

[Dons79]

11 minutes ago, Dad said:

Terrific work Buzzard son - all the very best ? 

If DWT comes in the morrow I'll dedicate the victory to the newest member of the Hat family ? 

 

In fact - I'll just dedicate the cunt to your new nipper; the Buzzards New Young Un DWT ? 

 

Imagine it came in but...that'd be one lucky wee bastard you've got on your hands - hoo mama

Especially if it was your bets!, you would have to shout the waens the second coming, hallelujah.

congratulations @The Buzzard

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

10 minutes ago, Dad said:

The positivity of Dad plus the purity of Buzzard Jr = a big bundle of money so high, the top blocks the light 

 

Let's do this ?

It's a shame I never told you about my 18/1 single bet last week that came in, Dad min.

To be fair, it was after your DWT was posted.

#TheEagles

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

I don’t think so but I know I’ve been pursued by other strange internet folks recently. Bizarre to get so het up about silly words on a forum but whatever.

Will be staying tight lipped when the queen dies anyway, don’t want the forum to actually disappear 

(Just some posters)

Fearty. 

[Redforever86]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Mon, details required. That sounds juicy. 

Rockets after him after he stopped returning his calls.