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Since there is so much shit spoken on here by many (myself included).

I felt there should be a thread. Spikkin shite no longer used in a good manner...

Do you wipe front to back or back to front?

Flushable wet wipes or toilet roll?

Time you go for a shite? Average times a day you shit?

Currently having a shit. Mainly wee rabbit droppings, but there has been a big log. It's my 2nd of the day. Mainly light brown in colour as well.

Cushelle for the wipe. Front to back easy wiping wipe. I'm a folder also, not a scruncher.  A wee spray of poo loo after also.

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Nae sure what happened to the ever pissed your yourself as a grown man thread, sure someone knows . Some funny as fuck stories on there.

 

Nae interested in how folk wipe their arse though to be fair!

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Who the fuck scrunches up the bog roll?  Idiots. 

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I do what the Dutch do 

give it a right good inspection before cleaning my soiled arsehole/cheeks 

if wet wipes are on hand I’ll finish off with one - but never flush with the mound of shite/bog roll (as I heard it’s bad for the sewer system or something) 

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You don't stick the wet wipe in your pocket do you?

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15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You don't stick the wet wipe in your pocket do you?

I eat it 

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6 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Who the fuck scrunches up the bog roll?  Idiots. 

Exactly my thoughts.

However scrunchers live among us. Strange breed.

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On 7/6/2021 at 9:13 AM, Bad_Mobby said:

I do what the Dutch do 

give it a right good inspection before cleaning my soiled arsehole/cheeks 

if wet wipes are on hand I’ll finish off with one - but never flush with the mound of shite/bog roll (as I heard it’s bad for the sewer system or something) 

Meanwhile in Delft 

A Guy Got So Drunk He Took A Shit On The Platform Of The London Tube – Sick  Chirpse

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^mustve known each other. Bit too random walking up to a strangers front door, it being open, and finding their bog straight away, having a shit and offski.  

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4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That looks like Brian Blessed

Ian McCulloch 

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44 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Shiteshow Bob 

 

E5-CB04-B7-EFD8-4137-ADFE-CACA75907-EA2.

Looking intae yer tea leaves....that's Willy Reid Looking back up...Munki🦧 @Sooper-hanz....Cracking Up🤡🥳🎳

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4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That looks like Brian Blessed

Ian McCulloch 

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1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Shiteshow Bob 

 

E5-CB04-B7-EFD8-4137-ADFE-CACA75907-EA2.

Vanilla Dyce

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55 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

Looking intae yer tea leaves....that's Willy Reid Looking back up...Munki🦧@Sooper-hanz....Cracking Up🤡🥳🎳

Uncanny, I saw JAMC as well. 

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It's like those cunts that see Jesus on a piece of toast or the 'Nun Bun'. 

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Or Bishop Brennan in the skirting board 

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17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Uncanny, I saw JAMC as well. 

👍..98 Jools Holland....Cracking up...and I hate rnr🎳...93 wis better🎱20210724-203136.jpg

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