What coffee do you drink at home?

[Redforever86]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

An underaged coffee? No thanks.

Ruined my fat joke. 

[Don Fonte]

9 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Ruined my fat joke. 

Useless cunt 

[dervish]

Sakes even coffee is a minefield for you cunts.

Is it all about the coffee?

Ground stuff gold pack out of Lidl. Pods daily mass box from amazon. Best coffee co alright but generally lavazza.

You'll only pour whisky on it you mad cunts.

[RedArmyFakshun]

coffee is incredibly beneficial, if you're mainlining the good stuff

you cant compare it with instant, it would be like saying soapbar is the same deal as nepalese temple ball

vital to get your daily dose dialed in, respect that limit, and reap the rewards

 

[alscotoz]

Coffe's shite. So's tea.

[Henry]

14 hours ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

heh.  get ma coffee fix early doors then switch to water after leaving the house

PARKLIFE

[Zeus]

Alcafe gold roast 

 

[The Boofon]

18 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Give that man a coconut 

Use the coconut to make a Dazzy coffee. 

Ever tried a latte made with oat milk?

 

Impossible. 

[The Boofon]

14 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Ok but tea was made in Asia. 
 

 

And Ireland is foreign. The republic, anyway

Grown not made. 

[Ke1t]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Didn't start drinking coffee until I was 28 . Drank tea from the age of 5.

Make of that what you will. 

Cup of hot water, a spoonful of instant tea, one spoon of dry creamer... sorted. That's tea.

No time for steeping fucking teabugs and waiting for it to turn the water into tea-water.

Tea snobs can fuck off with their fancy Indian blends and hi-tech Chinese shite... Iceland Own Brand Generic Tea does the job, you fucking cunts.

[For Fecks Sake]

Usually a cup of tea (Scottish Blend) first thing in the morning followed by a take away coffee (latte or capuchinno) from one of the North East's many fine establishments later in the morning.

If drinking coffee at home, Mrs FFS buys that Millicano instant stuff which is not bad but I also buy bags of beans from various places as I like a nice home made coffee on the weekend.

[King Street Loon]

Coffee

?

[Ke1t]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

THAT ,my bear wrestling friend , is far from tea.  Tea is an art. 

Speaking of... there's one of the big, hairy cunts fucking around in the woods around my place. 

Not sure if it has cubs, and I'm not in any hurry to go stomping into the forest to find out. 

They're usually pretty docile, but when they have cubs they'll tear the fucking fuck out of a cunt. 

Still reckon I'd batter it, though, but why take the chance?

Anyway, who says my method for making tea isn't art?

Minimalism. 

[For Fecks Sake]

1 minute ago, King Street Loon said:

Coffee

?

Like most things in life, you can get good and bad versions of coffee. When it's good, it's great, when it's bad it's usually Nescafé instant ?

[Guest milne_afc]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Didn't start drinking coffee until I was 28 . Drank tea from the age of 5.

Joined the Royal Navy at 16

[Redforever86]

58 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Joined the Royal Navy at 16

Fingered my first bird at 14. Stole an entire cake from Safeway at 8.

[Ke1t]

Set fire to a hedge aged about 7.

Set fire to a shed aged about 9.

Both accidents. 

Both terrific fires, if I'm being honest, though. 

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, Roberto said:

needed 6 fire engines to put out.

It really didn't.  Skiving bastards. 

[BrianFaePerth]

11 hours ago, Roberto said:

Used to love setting fires.

Being a Balmedie loon... the dunes were dry bushes. Set fire, needed 6 fire engines to put out.

Think I was 14.

Not proud of it when I look back. Was a massive fire.

What a cunt I was/am.

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