afc1903mad Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 5 hours ago, Poodler said: bloody love birds, here’s a skua last week, they make seagulls look like robins, they really dive bomb you. That one was friendly though. If you’re ever in Rosemount, near the Northwood leasing place, there’s a seagull with a yellow tag on his foot that is usually on the road, Ive chucked him tit bits for years, he’s always there. Ledge. They’re just trying to get by. Birds are cool. Didn’t realise you were Simon Weston. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 5 hours ago, afc1903mad said: Didn’t realise you were Simon Weston. Who? That’s poodler Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 9 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Captain Caveman is not me I'm afraid. He is a miss from the forum. One of the good guys. Not going blind at all (I've never inferred that at all), just got really distorted vision in both eyes thanks to partial retinal detachments and the retinas being torn in each eye. Shimmery vision in the left eye and looking through blood in my right (the only one I can read with). It's fantastic having these conditions, it really is. Perhaps it is karma and I deserve it, who knows? Had vitrectomy surgery in my left eye in 2017 that wasn't successful as well as having emergency laser surgery in both eyes to prevent further detachments, all at ARI. Also went private before the lockdown to see if a private eye surgeon could do anything to help but there is fuck all they could do. Nothing elaborate about that at all. I've to live with this for the rest of my life unless there is an advancement in eye medicine in the future. You're a good cunt MAD. You deserve a bit of good fortune I think. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Cavey was an arsehole. Most people on here are good cunts who hide behind a persona. He didn’t. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 15 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Cavey was an arsehole. Most people on here are good cunts who hide behind a persona. He didn’t. Aye, Cavey was a prick. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 51 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: You're a good cunt MAD. You deserve a bit of good fortune I think. Aye il second that. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 16 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Cavey was an arsehole. Most people on here are good cunts who hide behind a persona. He didn’t. He was pretty mad. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 16 hours ago, maryhilldon said: You're a good cunt MAD. You deserve a bit of good fortune I think. Agreed. If I win the lottery I'm going to bung a few quid MAD's way for an eye transplant or something. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 58 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Nah, get someone to clean up the dogshit and kill that dog TBF he'd probs prefer that. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 On 7/20/2021 at 2:07 AM, maryhilldon said: You're a good cunt MAD. You deserve a bit of good fortune I think. On 7/20/2021 at 2:57 AM, Dons79 said: Aye il second that. Cheers lads. You're good people, MHD and Dons79?. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 14 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Agreed. If I win the lottery I'm going to bung a few quid MAD's way for an eye transplant or something. Cheers, Moobs min?. You're a good loon. You can get a number of different kind of transplants for several organs of the body (heart, kidney, liver, etc.) but nae one for the old eyeballs as yet. Checked to see if this was possible abroad but nae joy. You can get the lenses replaced (which I have had in my left one) and the corneas replaced but nae the whole eyeball I'm afraid. I'll continue to live in hope though?. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 12 hours ago, manboobs109 said: TBF he'd probs prefer that. Ha ha. They're manky bastards williingly allowing their animals to defecate in my garden. I would love to catch them in the act. There are now five patches of burnt turf in my garden where they have shat. Even putting down new rye/grass seed doesn't help to encourage new grass to grow in the damaged areas. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 13 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Nah, get someone to clean up the dogshit and kill that dog Dogs have got to shite somewhere, preferably nae in my garden though. It's their fucking owners I blame, however it's like a game of power and oneupmanship to them to make them temporarily feel better about themselves as they as so socially deficient and inadequate that they haven't got the ability to sort out their own issues and lives but take great delight in putting others down and getting 'one over' on them. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 6 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Cheers lads. You're good people, MHD and Dons79?. 5 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Cheers, Moobs min?. You're a good loon. Get a room you bunch of queers. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Quagmire said: Get a room you bunch of queers. ken the boys a daft racist ffs Link to comment
Bamber Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 best part of 18M away from Pittodrie they are going to see a crowd and go mad 2nd half - especially when they realise food kiosks are shut and no half eaten pies to be had Link to comment
NEM Posted July 22, 2021 Author Share Posted July 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Roberto said: Fucking cunts were everywhere last night down the beach. Vermin. The pavements in town are completely covered in shite. It's fucking bogging Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Also just back from that area. Millions of the cunts. Driving back up past mounthooley the flats behind the petrol station. Yirded in seagull shite. Time to tell the RSPCA to poke it and cull them Parts of the toon are a bitty of a disgrace currently. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 I vaguely remember him saying he somehow got pulled up about his name by the police or work or something. Probably why he changed it. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said: I’m just back from the beach what a fucking racket they make……and shite a’wye Having to live in the country you’re from LOFL. Loser. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I don’t have to - I can live anywhere I like living in Oz (in lockdown too) L O L No lockdown here chum. Yet. Locked down Perth > Free ABZ Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Retaliatory means of discouraging enemy attack Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 4 hours ago, Zeus said: Also just back from that area. Millions of the cunts. Driving back up past mounthooley the flats behind the petrol station. Yirded in seagull shite. Time to tell the RSPCA to poke it and cull them Parts of the toon are a bitty of a disgrace currently. Aye and what's the council's solution? Get some artist to paint a few murals on the boarded up shops as if that solves anything. Fucking disgraceful lack of leadership and responsibility. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: The rules regarding seagulls has nothing to do with the RSPB. It was an act passed that made them a protected species . Fuck knows why. They have zero endearing qualities . I can’t believe they were endangered, presumably because everyone used to shoot the annoying cunts? They aren’t even part of the natural ecosystem just scavenging fucks. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: The rules regarding seagulls has nothing to do with the RSPB. It was an act passed that made them a protected species . Fuck knows why. They have zero endearing qualities . I liked the one that used to wander into a newsagent and steal a packet of crisps every day. Wasn’t that in Aberdeen or somewhere in Scotland? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 boy goes round here with an owl. been up to it. some animal. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 53 minutes ago, elephantstone78 said: I liked the one that used to wander into a newsagent and steal a packet of crisps every day. Wasn’t that in Aberdeen or somewhere in Scotland? Rs McColls Castlegate. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 13 minutes ago, Misers Hill said: Rs McColls Castlegate. That’s the one ☝️ 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 One shat all over my car today and it would be easier to point out the bits that never got splatted. Was fucking disgusting. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 3 hours ago, elephantstone78 said: I liked the one that used to wander into a newsagent and steal a packet of crisps every day. Wasn’t that in Aberdeen or somewhere in Scotland? Village seagull aka @Sooper-hanz Link to comment
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