BrianFaePerth Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I don’t have to - I can live anywhere I like living in Oz (in lockdown too) L O L No lockdown here chum. Yet. Locked down Perth > Free ABZ Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Retaliatory means of discouraging enemy attack Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 4 hours ago, Zeus said: Also just back from that area. Millions of the cunts. Driving back up past mounthooley the flats behind the petrol station. Yirded in seagull shite. Time to tell the RSPCA to poke it and cull them Parts of the toon are a bitty of a disgrace currently. Aye and what's the council's solution? Get some artist to paint a few murals on the boarded up shops as if that solves anything. Fucking disgraceful lack of leadership and responsibility. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 The rules regarding seagulls has nothing to do with the RSPB. It was an act passed that made them a protected species . Fuck knows why. They have zero endearing qualities . Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: The rules regarding seagulls has nothing to do with the RSPB. It was an act passed that made them a protected species . Fuck knows why. They have zero endearing qualities . I can’t believe they were endangered, presumably because everyone used to shoot the annoying cunts? They aren’t even part of the natural ecosystem just scavenging fucks. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: The rules regarding seagulls has nothing to do with the RSPB. It was an act passed that made them a protected species . Fuck knows why. They have zero endearing qualities . I liked the one that used to wander into a newsagent and steal a packet of crisps every day. Wasn’t that in Aberdeen or somewhere in Scotland? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 As much as they are winged huns they are only in the city because of the environment we have created for them. Left out food etc.., 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 A lot like huns in that respect. 1 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 boy goes round here with an owl. been up to it. some animal. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 53 minutes ago, elephantstone78 said: I liked the one that used to wander into a newsagent and steal a packet of crisps every day. Wasn’t that in Aberdeen or somewhere in Scotland? Rs McColls Castlegate. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 13 minutes ago, Misers Hill said: Rs McColls Castlegate. That’s the one ☝️ 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 One shat all over my car today and it would be easier to point out the bits that never got splatted. Was fucking disgusting. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 3 hours ago, elephantstone78 said: I liked the one that used to wander into a newsagent and steal a packet of crisps every day. Wasn’t that in Aberdeen or somewhere in Scotland? Village seagull aka @Sooper-hanz Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 4 hours ago, RedArmyFakshun said: Retaliatory means of discouraging enemy attack I had one of those bad boys when I was a young loon. Great fun. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Fridge said: Village seagull aka @Sooper-hanz now now. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 I've killed seagulls and I'd do it again. I regret nothing. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 9 hours ago, elephantstone78 said: I liked the one that used to wander into a newsagent and steal a packet of crisps every day. Wasn’t that in Aberdeen or somewhere in Scotland? He was okay, I liked his style. Machine gun the rest. Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Was over at Altens this morning..... Sma amount of the bastards there ready to pounce. Fuck do the feed on there? About the same size as me ffs Chips and cheese from take 5 iyam Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Streets around Stonehaven market Square are covered in seagull shite. Fucking hundreds of the whoors going about. Not sure if it's because the council never did any collection of eggs last year but there is definitely more of the bastards this year. Noisy cunts as well. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Seen a boy getting his roll nicked off a seagull this morning in St Andrews. He made a right tit of himself running after it then squashing his sausages shouting "your no getting my sausages" Complete tit. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Stumbled upon this on the way home from a few pints this evening...lol measure my laptop screen online Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 On 7/22/2021 at 6:07 PM, elephantstone78 said: I liked the one that used to wander into a newsagent and steal a packet of crisps every day. Wasn’t that in Aberdeen or somewhere in Scotland? Here's the bird in question.... A lovely choice of crisp. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 32 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Here's the bird in question.... A lovely choice of crisp. My mate was telling me that there’s een further up Union St going into the shop when the automatic doors open and helps himself to sannies Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 10 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: My mate was telling me that there’s een further up Union St going into the shop when the automatic doors open and helps himself to sannies ??. Seagulls strike me to be connoisseurs of an egg and mayonnaise or an all-day breakfast sandwich. The fattier the content, the better. My theory is based on the ones up here loving chips, especially if they come with gravy. They are very clever birds seagulls, min. Their survival instincts are exceptional, arguably better than some of us humans. I don't mind them at all, even if they shite on me or my washing. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 There’s a few baby ones on the street that have fan aff the roofs in the last few days. The Rosemount fox will have them Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: I like seagulls with curry sauce ya fat fuck? 1 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 5 hours ago, manboobs109 said: I like seagulls Nae doot Link to comment
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