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The council needs to buy a heap of golden eagles 

or let some Stoats loose on the cities rooftops 

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I vaguely remember him saying he somehow got pulled up about his name by the police or work or something.

Probably why he changed it.

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1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I’m just back from the beach 

what a fucking racket they make……and shite a’wye

Having to live in the country you’re from LOFL. Loser.

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29 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Having to live in the country you’re from LOFL. Loser.

I don’t have to - I can live anywhere I like 

living in Oz (in lockdown too) 

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8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I don’t have to - I can live anywhere I like 

living in Oz (in lockdown too) 

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No lockdown here chum.

 

Yet.

Locked down Perth > Free ABZ

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4 hours ago, Zeus said:

Also just back from that area. Millions of the cunts. Driving back up past mounthooley the flats behind the petrol station. Yirded in seagull shite. 

Time to tell the RSPCA to poke it and cull them 

Parts of the toon are a bitty of a disgrace currently. 

 

 

 

Aye and what's the council's solution? 

Get some artist to paint a few murals on the boarded up shops as if that solves anything. 

Fucking disgraceful lack of leadership and responsibility. 

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The rules regarding seagulls has nothing to do with the RSPB. It was an act passed that made them a protected species . Fuck knows why. They have zero endearing qualities . 

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15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The rules regarding seagulls has nothing to do with the RSPB. It was an act passed that made them a protected species . Fuck knows why. They have zero endearing qualities . 

I can’t believe they were endangered, presumably because everyone used to shoot the annoying cunts? 
 

They aren’t even part of the natural ecosystem just scavenging fucks. 

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15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The rules regarding seagulls has nothing to do with the RSPB. It was an act passed that made them a protected species . Fuck knows why. They have zero endearing qualities . 

I liked the one that used to wander into a newsagent and steal a packet of crisps every day. Wasn’t that in Aberdeen or somewhere in Scotland?

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As much as they are winged huns they are only in the city because of the environment we have created for them. Left out food etc..,

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53 minutes ago, elephantstone78 said:

I liked the one that used to wander into a newsagent and steal a packet of crisps every day. Wasn’t that in Aberdeen or somewhere in Scotland?

Rs McColls Castlegate.

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3 hours ago, elephantstone78 said:

I liked the one that used to wander into a newsagent and steal a packet of crisps every day. Wasn’t that in Aberdeen or somewhere in Scotland?

Village seagull aka @Sooper-hanz

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4 hours ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

Retaliatory means of discouraging enemy attack

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I had one of those bad boys when I was a young loon. Great fun.

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I've killed seagulls and I'd do it again. 

I regret nothing. 

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9 hours ago, elephantstone78 said:

I liked the one that used to wander into a newsagent and steal a packet of crisps every day. Wasn’t that in Aberdeen or somewhere in Scotland?

He was okay,  I liked his style.  Machine gun the rest. 

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Was over at Altens this morning..... Sma amount of the bastards there ready to pounce.

Fuck do the feed on there? About the same size as me ffs 

Chips and cheese from take 5 iyam

 

 

 

 

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Streets around Stonehaven market Square are covered in seagull shite. Fucking hundreds of the whoors going about.

Not sure if it's because the council never did any collection of eggs last year but there is definitely more of the bastards this year.

Noisy cunts as well.

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Seen a boy getting his roll nicked off a seagull this morning in St Andrews. He made a right tit of himself running after it then squashing his sausages shouting "your no getting my sausages"

Complete tit.

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On 7/22/2021 at 6:07 PM, elephantstone78 said:

I liked the one that used to wander into a newsagent and steal a packet of crisps every day. Wasn’t that in Aberdeen or somewhere in Scotland?

Here's the bird in question....

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A lovely choice of crisp. 

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32 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Here's the bird in question....

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A lovely choice of crisp. 

My mate was telling me that there’s een further up Union St going into the shop when the automatic doors open and helps himself to sannies 

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10 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

My mate was telling me that there’s een further up Union St going into the shop when the automatic doors open and helps himself to sannies 

😄😄. Seagulls strike me to be connoisseurs of an egg and mayonnaise or an all-day breakfast sandwich. The fattier the content, the better. My theory is based on the ones up here loving chips, especially if they come with gravy. 

They are very clever birds seagulls, min. Their survival instincts are exceptional, arguably better than some of us humans.

I don't mind them at all, even if they shite on me or my washing. 

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