Code Red -Climate Warning

[maryhilldon]

I rest my case. 

[Parklife]

^ Embarrassing. 

[maryhilldon]

It was pretty bad. 

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

It was pretty bad. 

It's the fact you keep digging and don't even realise you've made an arse of it that makes it so bad. 

[maryhilldon]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

It's the fact you keep digging and don't even realise you've made an arse of it that makes it so bad. 

 

8 minutes ago, Parklife said:

It's the fact you keep digging and don't even realise you've made an arse of it that makes it so bad. 

No idea what you're talking about? Made an arse of what?  

[Clydeside_Sheep]

19 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

That was you!?  Some filthy bastard did that in the Maryhill Mcdonalds last year while I was using the cubicle. (it was in the urinal actually) 

I worked in the Sauchiehall Street McDonalds for 4 years.

The old "shite in the urinal" jape was surprisingly common.

Another favourite of our sharp witted customers was to ram several full toilet rolls down the toilet, blocking it fast.  I remember watching a colleague don arm length rubber gauntlets (meant for kitchen cleaning duties) to get his arm down the toilet to free up a toilet roll.  I remember him pulling out and holding aloft (like Willie Miller raising a trophy), when suddenly all this shitty / pishy water - complete with several large turds - came roaring up after it. I just fled with his screams ringing in my ears.

That guy - Mark Heyes - is now a minor TV presenter / fashion designer.

Other  toilet delights included syringes, blood and on one occasion a cadaver.

All this excitement for £2.56 an hour.

 

[Studebaker-90]

On 8/10/2021 at 9:00 AM, Sooper-hanz said:

Because Fridge and his entourage of hard men were walking towards him ?

That sounds gay 

[alscotoz]

On 8/10/2021 at 6:15 PM, maryhilldon said:

 

No idea what you're talking about? Made an arse of what?  

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[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, alscotoz said:

The quote function

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