Atlanta’s 4th Choice Right Back

[KentishDon]

What an absolute cunt

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, KentishDon said:

What an absolute cunt

I see our other RB is playing for Atlanta as we speak. Wonder if we can recall him?

[DelMonte]

That second goal is criminal. Absolutely no way should he be playing with us.

[Don_Corleone]

Gurr, Gurr, little Jack Gurr,

He looks like a beaver without the furr

He's totally useless and cost us the game

Goodbye little beaver, it's time to go hame.

[Zeus]

Gurr will come good 

[Itsagoal]

When I watched the first half on Sunday, I was thinking why is everyone moaning? This guy’s good going forward and put in a few excellent crosses. Then I watched the second half and thought oh fuck. That was worse than me on a Saturday morning at Sheddocksley when I’ve gotten home at six in the morning having had about a dozen pints. That was woeful.

[Andy_123]

He’d be better suited to playing a bit further forward. He doesn’t seem completely hopeless when he’s trying to hit the byline and swing a ball in the box.

The rest of his game is incredibly weak though. He’s miles off the quality we should be looking to bring in.

[Dons79]

See that’s what I seen in him as well, nippy and his crosses in to the box in the first half were good!, could we try him as a winger only?. take any sort of defensive responsibility of him. He cannot be any worse of a winger than McLennan or Kennedy, utter dross the 2 of them

[WesthillWanderersFC]

Who’d have ever thought Atlanta’s 4th choice RB, who’s 26, & barely played any senior football,  wouldn’t be good enough?

Pretty much everyone…. Except our manager.

Was & is a baffling signing. 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Nippy.  Reasonable cross.  Utter dross defensively.  From Atlanta.  Anyone seeing a pattern here?

[Dons79]

8 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Nippy.  Reasonable cross.  Utter dross defensively.  From Atlanta.  Anyone seeing a pattern here?

It’s as if they cloned Gallagher and gurr in a lab

[blowupsheep]

On 8/16/2021 at 5:14 PM, Don_Corleone said:

Gurr, Gurr, little Jack Gurr,

He looks like a beaver without the furr

He's totally useless and cost us the game

Goodbye little beaver, it's time to go hame.

Aye DC pal that did make me chuckle, and in reality it is spot on it is time for him to go hame as he is sh1te.

And speaking about sh1te signings is Teddy Jenks the new Dominic Ball ffs 

[Don_Corleone]

3 minutes ago, blowupsheep said:

Aye DC pal that did make me chuckle, and in reality it is spot on it is time for him to go hame as he is sh1te.

And speaking about sh1te signings is Teddy Jenks the new Dominic Ball ffs 

Dom Ball was no use, but at least you noticed he was on the pitch. Jenks is like the invisible man - literally one strike of the ball is the only decent thing he's done so far and even that was just a snapshot that could have gone anywhere. I can't remember him making a decent pass, making a tackle, setting up a chance, winning a header, beating an opponent... nothing. Would've been better giving those minutes to one of our own youngsters that we've sent out on loan - even if we don't think they're ready, they can't be any worse than the invisible man. 

 

He's from Brighton,

the invisible man with an earring,

he's so bloomin' slow it's frightening,

he's Teeeedddyy Jenks 

  

[Zeus]

On 8/16/2021 at 2:41 PM, Zeus said:

Gurr will come good 

 

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

Ball was alright. Don't think it would take long to name worse loan signings than him in the last 10 years

[Kincardine_Mearns_Red]

Couldnt agree more.

[Andy_123]

31 minutes ago, blowupsheep said:

Aye DC pal that did make me chuckle, and in reality it is spot on it is time for him to go hame as he is sh1te.

And speaking about sh1te signings is Teddy Jenks the new Dominic Ball ffs 

Ball's horror show at Hampden is what everyone remembers of him, but overall he wasn't that bad for us. He was a holding midfielder, and could do that job fairly well.

What kind of midfielder is Jenks? I've no idea cause even when he's on the pitch you don't seem to be able to see him. 

 

[OddJob]

Not as invisible as the Ghost surely?

[Dave Bus]

Ball was good as a centre midfielder, terrible in defence. Always thought that technically he had a lot of ability. We tried to keep him but he went to QPR instead, starts every week for them.

[Rico1903]

On 8/16/2021 at 7:05 PM, WesthillWanderersFC said:

Who’d have ever thought Atlanta’s 4th choice RB, who’s 26, & barely played any senior football,  wouldn’t be good enough?

Pretty much everyone…. Except our manager.

Was & is a baffling signing. 

Although Glass obviously argued strongly that he wasn’t 4th choice having broken into their first team squad. Regardless, didn’t look too clever on Sunday. 

[afc1903mad]

6 minutes ago, Rico1903 said:

Although Glass obviously argued strongly that he wasn’t 4th choice having broken into their first team squad. Regardless, didn’t look too clever on Sunday. 

Aye, he had a poor half against Raith, I’m sure he’ll acknowledge that himself.

Otherwise he’s been decent enough cover at RB

[Ernie McCracken]

23 minutes ago, afc1903mad said:

Otherwise he’s been decent enough cover at RB

Other than pretty much single handedly eliminating us from the League Cup in the first game against lower league opposition he's been decent enough.

They're are lots of players who are decent enough when they arent being shite. 

[Don_Corleone]

On 8/15/2021 at 9:32 PM, KentishDon said:

What an absolute cunt

This makes me laugh every time I come back to this thread. Possibly the greatest opening post in a thread ever. ? 

[Don_Corleone]

11 hours ago, Andy_123 said:

What kind of midfielder is Jenks? I've no idea cause even when he's on the pitch you don't seem to be able to see him. 

 

Exactly - is he left or right footed? I've not seen him touch the ball enough times to even work that out. All I have worked out about him so far is that he is slow.

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

7 hours ago, Don_Corleone said:

Exactly - is he left or right footed? I've not seen him touch the ball enough times to even work that out. All I have worked out about him so far is that he is slow.

Can build a dam faster than you could ever imagine though

[dazzy_deff]

14 hours ago, afc1903mad said:

Aye, he had a poor half against Raith, I’m sure he’ll acknowledge that himself.

Otherwise he’s been decent enough cover at RB

Stop it!

[RUL]

Hernandez back on bench at atlanta. 

[maryhilldon]

20 hours ago, RUL said:

Hernandez back on bench at atlanta. 

Homeless? 

[Dons79]

18 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Homeless? 

Love paul simon

[aberdeen1970]

47 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Love paul simon

Brilliant in The Clash