Fall of Kabul

[frankie_mac's_4]

John Bon Jobby

[YorkDon]

Jobby Stiles

[Poodler]

Jobby Venablez

[YorkDon]

Toly Blair

[YorkDon]

Keech Richards 

[DD1903]

Just now, Millertime said:

Who is TT?

Torry tosser

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Who is TT?

Tom Thumb (Tup)

[frankie_mac's_4]

Tina Turner 

[dervish]

10 hours ago, Poodler said:

Met quite a few gurkha’s over the years. Tough little bastards. Outrageous they don’t get the same pensions as white soldiers. They’re always into battle first 

Once won a bet over who'd get their willy played with that night on the back of saying the same. Clutch play in the the shared taxi home. Cya mate I'm staying in this one.

 

Older masseuse (27 long time ago) in Livingston she paid the taxi home once she was done with me and my pretend virgin act. Tried not to splutter a chuckle at her tiny rose bud chebs on the way down. As you'll all know I'm a gent.

 

Apparently though it's like installing a king in the village. 

[King Street Loon]

Jobby boys day out.

[maryhilldon]

Just caught up with this thread,  and I have to say RF is probably the most horrible cunt on here.  He's been moaning all summer about struggling to find staff,  when he only wants to pay minimum wage.  Twat. 

[alscotoz]

On 8/17/2021 at 4:33 AM, Sooper-hanz said:

They won't understand the aerodynamics, the temperature change , the general utter scariness and improbability  of trying to hold onto the underside of an aircraft in flight. 

In their heads it's just a big metal cow.

A big metal cow? Get fucked

[fatjim]

On 8/21/2021 at 12:07 AM, daytripping said:

Please tell me you don't use that line on stage? @cringe.

Nah it's just my thoughts on the evil bitch. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

The brass neck of this cunt 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58295384

 

Create the mess and then complain when a senile old cunt tries to get out of it

[Redforever86]

9 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Just caught up with this thread,  and I have to say RF is probably the most horrible cunt on here.  He's been moaning all summer about struggling to find staff,  when he only wants to pay minimum wage.  Twat. 

What the fuck yi on about? 
 

Ive nae moaned about a lack of staff since May which isn’t even summer.

I pay 14 year old lassies (@SpanishNonce) £6 an hour. 

[Redforever86]

5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Any rooms free in November? 

No. 

[The Boofon]

17 hours ago, Millertime said:

Who is TT?

Tony Tucker. 
 

One of the Essex boys blown away in a Range Rover. 

[The Boofon]

9 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Just caught up with this thread,  and I have to say RF is probably the most horrible cunt on here.  He's been moaning all summer about struggling to find staff,  when he only wants to pay minimum wage.  Twat. 

Spits in your porridge too. However he’s not all bad. He’s installed spy cams in the ladies bogs so gets a free pass for that alone. ? 

[Quagmire]

Allegations of slave labour have reached the Hat. What a place. 

[dervish]

20 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

All GBNs

Dinna ken that TLA?

[dervish]

20 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

All GBNs

Soup paws if you're bolding things I've said. Fine.

Enjoy your discretely shit day.

[Don Fonte]

12 minutes ago, dervish said:

Soup paws if you're bolding things I've said. Fine.

Enjoy your discretely shit day.

Having a good day on the drink Dervish min?

[The Boofon]

16 minutes ago, dervish said:

Soup paws if you're bolding things I've said. Fine.

Enjoy your discretely shit day.

GBN. 

[The Boofon]

49 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I don't think he drinks he's just a mentalist. 

Sounds familiar. 

[Guest milne_afc]

On 8/21/2021 at 7:12 PM, Millertime said:

Don't cry for me!

Lovely.

Hope you had a great weekend.

[Ramandu]

23 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

What the fuck yi on about? 
 

Ive nae moaned about a lack of staff since May which isn’t even summer.

I pay 14 year old lassies (@SpanishNonce) £6 an hour. 

Strongly disagree. Late May is summer in Scotland.

[Redforever86]

40 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Strongly disagree. Late May is summer in Scotland.

No it's not. It's the end of Spring. 

[Don Fonte]

21 hours ago, Millertime said:

Just sitting on the toilet before I go to bed

Genuinely lovely message to read before signing off

You too 

Were you doing a shit or a piss MT?

[Guest milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Were you doing a shit or a piss MT?

Was thinking about this today. It’s a strange time to take a shit.

[Don Fonte]

15 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I’m usually a morning man 

But this big brown baby made an appearance the other night…

 

Impressive effort.