Fall of Kabul

[Guest milne_afc]

4 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Would you be willing to take the chance?

Best ask the Afghan people their thoughts on it, I'm surmising on what I think.

I'm sure you and I certainly would, but Afghans clearly don't think like you and I.

As you say, they are probably a bit simple. Lack of education.

Death on one hand in their minds at the hands of the Taliban, or cling to this jet that is going to America and hope for the best. Allah Akhbar or whatever.

I wonder if anyone has made it? What a story that’d be in the midst of a party bag at 3am

[Parklife]

Mind there was a guy who stowed away in the landing gear of a plane, suffocated to death & fell out when the plane came in to land at Gatwick. I think he ended up falling in someone's garden. 

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Mind there was a guy who stowed away in the landing gear of a plane, suffocated to death & fell out when the plane came in to land at Gatwick. I think he ended up falling in someone's garden. 

Is he ok?

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Imagine he landed on one of those trampolines folk have in their gardens 

that, or a bouncy castle for a kids party 

 

Or Michael Barrymore's pool. 

[Dons79]

-57 at 35000 feet and travelling at 177 miles an hour just at take off, stupid silly cunts, no cunt has any chance of surviving without specialist equipment, anti freeze suits and shit. Have folk forgotten when you land at your destination the front fucking door is jammed shut with ice.

 

Are there no playground roundabouts in Afghan?, solid trying to hold to the middle while your pals were spinning it roon and roon. Always ended up flying aff at some rate. Silly silly turban wearers

[Dons79]

6 minutes ago, Millertime said:

That was Con Air

Also, "suffocated to death"?

As opposed to suffocating,  what, to life?

Naw parky is right he did fall aff the plane approaching Gatwick. Guy got his leg stuck on the landing gear when he climbed onto the underside of the plane.and obviously as it started to release upon landing, it let him go. Was a frozen snorter anyway, was well deed by the time he hit the ground. 

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Mind there was a guy who stowed away in the landing gear of a plane, suffocated to death & fell out when the plane came in to land at Gatwick. I think he ended up falling in someone's garden. 

How mental was that story. 
 

sunbathing in your garden and a frozen darky falls from 35000 feet, he smashed through the patio aswell. Wonder if home insurance covered that 

 

 

[Redforever86]

21 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

-57 at 35000 feet and travelling at 177 miles an hour just at take off, stupid silly cunts, no cunt has any chance of surviving without specialist equipment, anti freeze suits and shit. Have folk forgotten when you land at your destination the front fucking door is jammed shut with ice.

 

Are there no playground roundabouts in Afghan?, solid trying to hold to the middle while your pals were spinning it roon and roon. Always ended up flying aff at some rate. Silly silly turban wearers

There is so much wrong with this post it’s unbelievable. Centrifugal forces just the start.

[Poodler]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

half frozen darkies 

Good tribute band name 

[Dons79]

3 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

There is so much wrong with this post it’s unbelievable. Centrifugal forces just the start.

A was joking bud for fucks sake, you got a hardon for pulling me up about shit recently?. It’s getting boring. Fucking just let it pass if a Annoy you.

peace?

[Guest milne_afc]

7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

half frozen darkies

Available on the whoopsie aisle at Farmfoods

[Redforever86]

Just now, Dons79 said:

A was joking bud for fucks sake, you got a hardon for pulling me up about shit recently?. It’s getting boring. Fucking just let it pass if a Annoy you.

peace?

I annoy you.*

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Dons79 said:

A was joking bud for fucks sake, you got a hardon for pulling me up about shit recently?. It’s getting boring. Fucking just let it pass if a Annoy you.

peace?

Nae worries min. Just abidy kens you hold the very centre of the round about where there is minimal force so you can stay on for ages. 

[Dons79]

6 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Nae worries min. Just abidy kens you hold the very centre of the round about where there is minimal force so you can stay on for ages. 

See I always got punted aff it?,regardless if a held the middle, I was 4 foot 8 when a was 16 though, don’t think a could wrap ma hands round the middle, too wee ???

[Ke1t]

18 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Loved Opposites Attract. 

Not enough love being shown for this comment. 

 

[manboobs109]

It's the same deal as these fucking idiots trying to go over the channel in a paddling pool. We get all "aren't we so cruel making them do this" when in reality they are fucking idiots for trying it in the first place. Trying to hold on to a jet?! Fuck off.

[Dons79]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Fucking hell, burnie ??, a went to see babes in the woods as well ???

at least a made it to 5”3 ??. 

[Redforever86]

6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

It's the same deal as these fucking idiots trying to go over the channel in a paddling pool. We get all "aren't we so cruel making them do this" when in reality they are fucking idiots for trying it in the first place. Trying to hold on to a jet?! Fuck off.

Classic Moobs

[Redforever86]

6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

It's the same deal as these fucking idiots trying to go over the channel in a paddling pool. We get all "aren't we so cruel making them do this" when in reality they are fucking idiots for trying it in the first place. Trying to hold on to a jet?! Fuck off.

POTY

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:What is it good for? Ugly men subjugating women obviously, and dodgy Italians stealing from the world. 

Stopping American teens getting pregnant. 

[Ke1t]

I'm loving the new media-friendly Taliban. 

They've almost got me convinced a whole bunch of collaborating motherfuckers aren't going to get put up against a wall. 

[Redforever86]

How did Dons79 try to appear taller?

 

He put a cherry on top.

[daytripping]

22 hours ago, milne_afc said:

Angus Kabul

Very underrated post, quality. ?

[Bluto10]

6 minutes ago, Millertime said:

What if they HAVE changed...

... then we CAN change.

and if we can change ....

 

WVERYBODY can change

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, Millertime said:

AAAAAADRIAAAAAN

[daytripping]

The tallies were on the news cutting about in the latest US armed patrol Humvees and top of the range helmets sporting the latest rifles, the west never learns. I think it's quality. They should never have been invaded in the first place, the 9/11 people were from Saudi, should have wiped them out.

Special mention to the people who died falling from the plane, anyone who thinks holding on to a aircraft away to take off is a good idea is best out of the gene pool. 

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Please proof read before you send. It's fucking infuriating. Not for us having to read your typos but simply knowing that we breathe the same air as consistently careless stupid fucking morons. 

proof read? this isn’t Uni min.
 

if your that brainie Y yew livin in Findon m8?

[For Fecks Sake]

32 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Religion eh? What is it good for?

Love Frankie goes to Hollywood

[Ke1t]

3 minutes ago, daytripping said:

The tallies were on the news cutting about in the latest US armed patrol Humvees and top of the range helmets sporting the latest rifles, the west never learns. I think it's quality. They should never have been invaded in the first place, the 9/11 people were from Saudi, should have wiped them out.

Special mention to the people who died falling from the plane, anyone who thinks holding on to a aircraft away to take off is a good idea is best out of the gene pool. 

They've been using AKs for half a century, but periodically the US will come along and dump a whole fucking goldmine of state of the art weaponry in Afghanistan for the locals to jump around on.  In the  80s we were supplying them with Stinger Missile systems, and by all accounts they were handy as fuck with them. Don't let the whole 'Oh, we're simple mountain people' schtick fool you... these cunts are clever. The Russians were fucking terrified of them, and with good reason. 

Not long after the US invaded Afghanistan and Iraq, the US C140'ed a billion dollarsworth of weapons into Iraq and Afghanistan, along with pallets of actual cash. hundreds of millions of dollars in currency... immediately just 'disappeared'.  Rumsfeld and Cheney were like, "Pffft, fucked if WE know what happened to any of it. Still, never mind, eh?" 

Wealth is a big 'civilizer',  though. So if the Top Tallies are now billionaires then maybe they're going to be diplomatic rather than barbaric. Access to top restaurants around Europe, rather than a drone strike from an idling Raptor 50,000 feet over your head, is likely a real motivator when it comes to how they move forward from here. 

Fuck all left to prove, anyway... they've beaten everyone who tried it on with them... Macedonians, Mongols, British, Soviets, and Americans. Undefeated, undisputed, heavyweight champions of the Silk Road. 

Even the champ gets to the point where he's ready to put his feet up. 

 

[manboobs109]

Cunts will end up in the Royal Box at Wimbledon dancing to Cliff Richard.