Beards

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I think you’re wrong again . 

Is hair pubes on your head?

[The Boofon]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I think you’re wrong again . 

I’m fine with that. 

[dazzy_deff]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

No

OK

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said:

Is hair pubes on your head?

Sometimes

best low cal alcohol

[Poodler]

Anyone ever had big long mutton chops?
 

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

43 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Sometimes

best low cal alcohol

Is that the modern day version of James, sorry, Lauren Harries?

[BrianFaePerth]

24 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Is that the modern day version of James, sorry, Lauren Harries?

For some reason eh thought he/she had done away with themselves.

Apparently not.

[cheesepipes]

5 hours ago, Torry Tosser said:

Some suit a beard some don't.

Nothing worse than seeing a loon who hardly looks old enough to shave,we a silly lot of bum fluff over his face thinking it looks good.Getvit shaved aff.?

What about Ian Watkins from Lost Prophets licking a babys asshole. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

What about Ian Watkins from Lost Prophets licking a babys asshole. 

Brighton boys, we are here!

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

For some reason eh thought he/she had done away with themselves.

Apparently not.

Afraid not min. I had to double check it as well.

It was grim viewing watching him/her on Wogan.

[dazzy_deff]

19 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You made two decisions recently. One was to stop posting, the other was to have all your previous posts removed.

The first was disappointing, but sort of understandable given the amount of mongos and mutants who make too much noise. The second, I couldn't fathom. It's great that your first post back continues the same excellent style for which you are famous. Welcome back.

Please be friends with me, please be friends with me. 

Thought you hated all things BOD?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Abraham Lincoln, Justin Currie , Noddy Holder.,, there’s fucking loads Poodlio. 

Alvin Stardust had a cracking pair as well. 

[Poodler]

55 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Abraham Lincoln, Justin Currie , Noddy Holder.,, there’s fucking loads Poodlio. 

Fuck them, I meant Hatters. 
 

just shaved my beard in the last hour. With the growing hair I was looking like a bit of a hairy pervert when taking sly pictures of women in the town earlier 

[cheesepipes]

1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

You made two decisions recently. One was to stop posting, the other was to have all your previous posts removed.

The first was disappointing, but sort of understandable given the amount of mongos and mutants who make too much noise. The second, I couldn't fathom. It's great that your first post back continues the same excellent style for which you are famous. Welcome back.

The amount of benders kicking about here and online in general is undesirable to me. 

If Prince Andrew can get fingered for a bit of fingering 20 years later im of the belief many of my fruitier posts could cause me issues in the future....so best to clear ones hard drive before the door gets kicked in. 

Keep up the good fight. 

[cheesepipes]

19 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Beard oil and the likes do absolutely fuck all. 

This is absolutely terrible advice. 

[dazzy_deff]

12 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

The amount of benders kicking about here and online in general is undesirable to me. 

If Prince Andrew can get fingered for a bit of fingering 20 years later im of the belief many of my fruitier posts could cause me issues in the future....so best to clear ones hard drive before the door gets kicked in. 

Keep up the good fight. 

Didnt expect you to be the type to be feart of authority.

[YorkDon]

21 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

This is absolutely terrible advice. 

Been reading up and beard shampoo, and beard oil, along with a good comb/brush, are essential if you don’t want to look and smell like a tramp.

[cheesepipes]

52 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Didnt expect you to be the type to be feart of authority.

Im petrified. 

[cheesepipes]

40 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Been reading up and beard shampoo, and beard oil, along with a good comb/brush, are essential if you don’t want to look and smell like a tramp.

The oil will moisturise your skin, shine your beard and make it smell wonderful. 

On an elite level beard (like mine) you need a balm or wax to help shape it. 

Your young birds hairbrush is all you'll need if you stray into that sort of lengths. 

A dribble of regular shampoo is fine about once a week. 

 

 

..... And that is golden beard advice. 

[dazzy_deff]

11 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Im petrified. 

We can tell. Removing your posts is top tier Gaylord. 

[cheesepipes]

12 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

We can tell. Removing your posts is top tier Gaylord. 

That would be willingly joining the Country Club Committee. 

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

That would be willingly joining the Country Club Committee. 

Welcome back cherub 

[YorkDon]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

The oil will moisturise your skin, shine your beard and make it smell wonderful. 

On an elite level beard (like mine) you need a balm or wax to help shape it. 

Your young birds hairbrush is all you'll need if you stray into that sort of lengths. 

A dribble of regular shampoo is fine about once a week. 

 

 

..... And that is golden beard advice. 

Appreciate the advice pipes.

[dazzy_deff]

3 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Are you committee now Dazzy?

Absolutely