Afc related after dinner speakers

[CtS]

Afternoon to the good people of afc-chat…..

Anyone got any experience of booking former players / managers for after dinner speeches or similar? Is there a local agency that represents them?

Help appreciated!

[Bluto10]

35quid gets you a birthday message from ray parlour

 

thsts crackin value for money

[CtS]

1 hour ago, CtS said:former players / managers 

Cheers lads much appreciated 

[Don Fonte]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Over 20 k gets you Nigella

https://www.gordonpoole.com/talent/nigella-lawson/

You get to sling your stroop up her for that?

[manboobs109]

I was at a thing with King Joey a few year back. He was funny but every story was him getting pished and fighting with somecunt.

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

John Geoghan is excellent on the comedy side, just dont book thon annoying shoosh shoosh shoosh Thain hoor

Felt like every fucking event I went to for a while had that annoying bastard hosting it and fuck me did he like to draaaaaaaaag out an auction!

[Guest milne_afc]

4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

he can regale the time he went to the moon and invented sliced bread

That was Rocket, actually.

[Fridge]

Hewitt is nae bad - phone the club if you are needing contact numbers 

[daytripping]

18 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Get big Jimmy C

he can regale the time he went to the moon and invented sliced bread (probz won’t need/remember to get paid either) 

Be an expensive clean up having to mop the piss and sliver off the floor. 

[Henry]

If it’s non AFC and the dinner is going to be held at 3pm, Bluto’s the man for the job. 

[Bluto10]

^^^^^ superfan alert !!!

[Clydeside_Sheep]

One can book Willie Miller to speak, via this agency:

https://www.tmcentertainment.co.uk/speaker-index.html?speakertypeid=37

They have loads of ex players and managers.  Jimmy Calderwood (!) is identified only as "former manager of Aberdeen FC".

They also have Jimmy Nichol - I heard him speak at a dinner years ago and he was absolutely brilliant.

Get a Willie Miller / Jimmy Nichol combo and it would go down a storm.

[manboobs109]

14 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

One can book Willie Miller to speak, via this agency:

https://www.tmcentertainment.co.uk/speaker-index.html?speakertypeid=37

They have loads of ex players and managers.  Jimmy Calderwood (!) is identified only as "former manager of Aberdeen FC".

They also have Jimmy Nichol - I heard him speak at a dinner years ago and he was absolutely brilliant.

Get a Willie Miller / Jimmy Nichol combo and it would go down a storm.

I'd book Cat Cubie

[daytripping]

Got an itinerary through today for the historic ASC 30 year reunion dinner, guest speakers are Joe Harper, Neil Simpson, Joe Lewis, John Hewitt and one to be decided. Mr Cormack will also be giving a speech. Promises to be quite the night, 350 sell out. Should be a laugh. Funds raised will go to the AFCCT. 

[daytripping]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

I'd book Cat Cubie

Jimmy Calderwood for me. 

[NEM]

6 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Got an itinerary through today for the historic ASC 30 year reunion dinner, guest speakers are Joe Harper, Neil Simpson, Joe Lewis, John Hewitt and one to be decided. Mr Cormack will also be giving a speech. Promises to be quite the night, 350 sell out. Should be a laugh. Funds raised will go to the AFCCT. 

30 years?

[daytripping]

6 minutes ago, NEM said:

30 years?

You're right, 40.

[ericblack4boss]

On 8/31/2021 at 7:29 PM, For Fecks Sake said:

Felt like every fucking event I went to for a while had that annoying bastard hosting it and fuck me did he like to draaaaaaaaag out an auction!

Well probably cos he's a useless cunt  a decent auctioneer shouldnt take more than 20 secs to chap stuff out

[Henry]

30 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Well probably cos he's a useless cunt  a decent auctioneer shouldnt take more than 20 secs to chap stuff out

Mind when you wanted to do the auction at one of the Fyfe and Moir dinners? You very generously offered to do so in exchange for a free ticket to a fund raising event ?

[The Boofon]

2 hours ago, daytripping said:

Got an itinerary through today for the historic ASC 30 year reunion dinner, guest speakers are Joe Harper, Neil Simpson, Joe Lewis, John Hewitt and one to be decided. Mr Cormack will also be giving a speech. Promises to be quite the night, 350 sell out. Should be a laugh. Funds raised will go to the AFCCT. 

You running it?

would be quite apt given your history of running @tommo1903

[daytripping]

13 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

You running it?

would be quite apt given your history of running @tommo1903

Not running it but up for quite a few awards. Person least likely to run, hardest cunt over the last 40 years, best dresser. Smart money says I'll romp the awards.

[daytripping]

I'm doing security if anyone wants tickets. 

[Redforever86]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I'd book Cat Cubie

Nae Neil Oliver?

[The Boofon]

18 hours ago, daytripping said:

Not running it but up for quite a few awards. Person least likely to run, hardest cunt over the last 40 years, best dresser. Smart money says I'll romp the awards.

Won’t win best trainers if your Krakow telly appearance is anything to go by. 

[daytripping]

58 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Won’t win best trainers if your Krakow telly appearance is anything to go by. 

Work throwaways, I only dress like the million dollar man outwith work hours. ??

[ericblack4boss]

21 hours ago, Henry said:

Mind when you wanted to do the auction at one of the Fyfe and Moir dinners? You very generously offered to do so in exchange for a free ticket to a fund raising event ?

Ive watchee plenty of useless hoors drag things out fuck me get on with it 30 yrs working with qualified auctioneers of all capabilities, of course as usual plenty of cunts on here experts in things they have no experience or knowledge of, that what makes the hat such a respected internet forum, it's always a boost when you find cunts that know fucking everything

[Simply Red]

4 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Won’t win best trainers if your Krakow telly appearance is anything to go by. 

Sambas or reebok classics?

[Henry]

3 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

Ive watchee plenty of useless hoors drag things out fuck me get on with it 30 yrs working with qualified auctioneers of all capabilities, of course as usual plenty of cunts on here experts in things they have no experience or knowledge of, that what makes the hat such a respected internet forum, it's always a boost when you find cunts that know fucking everything

Aye, agreed, a sale of beasts at Thainstone should be done at the same pace and in the same style as a charity fundraising auction. 

[daytripping]

3 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

Ive watchee plenty of useless hoors drag things out fuck me get on with it 30 yrs working with qualified auctioneers of all capabilities, of course as usual plenty of cunts on here experts in things they have no experience or knowledge of, that what makes the hat such a respected internet forum, it's always a boost when you find cunts that know fucking everything

15 foot 6ft high hit and miss fence with gate, how much? circa.

[daytripping]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Dayts could auction off his trimm trabs and Pringle jumper he wore when he massacred Ibrox in ‘85 

For charity 

That yellow cashmere beauty is framed, rips and blood stains, couldn't put a price on it.