Afc related after dinner speakers

[daytripping]

Will leave it to my daughter, probably be on Antiques roadshow one day. 20 million dolla.

[ericblack4boss]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Whats the most expensive sale you've seen at an auction, EB?

Les Taylor sale

[daytripping]

3 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

Les Taylor sale

Fence quote? 

[For Fecks Sake]

11 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Won’t win best trainers if your Krakow telly appearance is anything to go by. 

No competition with these bad boys from Misers ?

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, daytripping said:

Fence quote? 

“I’m sitting on the fence about that one”

[Poodler]

9 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

No competition with these bad boys from Misers ?

Thought I’d seen the last of those E’s!!!

[tommo1903]

On 9/3/2021 at 2:39 PM, The Boofon said:

You running it?

would be quite apt given your history of running @tommo1903

?

[Guest milne_afc]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What’s Willie Miller like at the old after dinner speaking ? Can’t imagine he’d be that great if I’m honest 

Used to tell the well worn gag of slapping his cock on the bannister and his wife calling from upstairs “Alex, is that you?”

[Guest milne_afc]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

? what’s the actual joke then Milnzo? Not one I know 

I can’t remember the preamble but it’s about Miller complaining to McLeish over a lack of holing at home. McLeish tells him when gets home, he slaps his todger on the bannister to let his woman know that battle is about to commence. Hence, “Alex, is that you?”.

 

[Fridge]

There is also one about John Hewitt getting caught having a wank in his hotel room

[cheesepipes]

42 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I can’t imagine John Hewitt having a wank . 

He does. 

 

His names Nikki. 

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I can’t imagine John Hewitt having a wank . 

Think it was Tattie who used to share with him that caught him 

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

He does. 

 

His names Nikki. 

Haha