Being a Mod For A Day

[manboobs109]

13 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Evading tax is much worse than doing risky jokes 

Do jail time for that 

No issue with either tbh

[daytripping]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Yeah it was quite funny TBF

Everyone loves a young lassie, can't see the problem. Drive down Union street of a lunchtime and some of the sights you see with the schoolkids out for lunch are a sight to behold, mini skirts no bigger than a belt, white shirts a few sizes too small, the private school kids are filthy.

[daytripping]

35 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

C'mon now, as far as I can tell you only seem to take second prizes.

Haha, you'll have to show me the winners, I don't know them.

[daytripping]

36 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Moobs m8. Poodler has you netted here.

Poodler is a ledge,  model, NHS hero, hardcore partier, heart breaker, animal lover,  won't hear a bad word against him, genuine all round nice funny guy. 

[daytripping]

I'm seeing a South of Stonehaven divide opening here, I'm all for that, cunts should fuck off and support Rangers. This is Aberdeen, local team and forum for local people, no one likes us, we don't care, Dutch residents welcome.

[daytripping]

4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

 

Very apt gif for when you post pics of your dirty trainers on a manky fly ridden table in some empty hick cafe.

 

[cheesepipes]

17 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Everyone loves a young lassie, can't see the problem. Drive down Union street of a lunchtime and some of the sights you see with the schoolkids out for lunch are a sight to behold, mini skirts no bigger than a belt, white shirts a few sizes too small, the private school kids are filthy.

As to quote the great Wooderson from classic stoner movie Dazed n Confused. 

"Thats why i love those highschool chicks..... I get older and they stay the same age" 

Benders n feminists will probably fire off a strongly worded email to someone about a film quote like that these days. 

[cheesepipes]

5 minutes ago, daytripping said:

I'm seeing a South of Stonehaven divide opening here, I'm all for that, cunts should fuck off and support Rangers. This is Aberdeen, local team and forum for local people, no one likes us, we don't care, Dutch residents welcome.

Reporting for duty Lieutenant. 

(crisp salute) 

[cheesepipes]

12 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

It's a picture, not a gif, spaz mouth. 

English classes available on Skype.  Good discounts for basic and intermediate levels. 

And fat mongos.  

A spunky doubler. 

[cheesepipes]

5 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

It's a picture, not a gif, spaz mouth. 

English classes available on Skype.  Good discounts for basic and intermediate levels. 

And fat mongos.  

Terrible subject matter to pick up on. 

A sign of the times but you're old and should know better. 

Please take the knee to your commander in chief. 

[Parklife]

22 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Very apt gif for when you post pics of your dirty trainers on a manky fly ridden table in some empty hick cafe.

 

Mind when you put your manky trainers and manky floor on national tv? ?

[daytripping]

7 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

It's a picture, not a gif, spaz mouth. 

English classes available on Skype.  Good discounts for basic and intermediate levels. 

And fat mongos.  

@Bebo Day or two in the hole please, utter disrespect for a Battle of Ibrox 85 veteran.

[daytripping]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Mind when you put your manky trainers and manky floor on national tv? ?

The nine on bbc scotland has about nine viewers, haha, I hold my hands up for a dusty floor. ?

[Poodler]

Dayts in person is immaculately presented. A few greys here and there but oozes character. Opportunistic dust may gather when the one man army is keeping our streets safe and that’s a small price to pay for our safety 

[daytripping]

11 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Mind when you put your manky trainers and manky floor on national tv? ?

I googled the strip place the other day, it's fucking still open and still drugging and fleecing punters,  Polish police must be getting some proper back handers, the place has been on Poland and UK tv. For anyone going or planning a trip to Krakow, the VIP Club is right on the main square there, the lassies offer you all you can drink for 20 quid, don't do it, you won't get past your first drink and you'll wake at 3am in the street with an empty bank account and urine wet jeans.

[cheesepipes]

2 minutes ago, daytripping said:

I googled the strip place the other day, it's fucking still open and still drugging and fleecing punters,  Polish police must be getting some proper back handers, the place has been on Poland and UK tv. For anyone going or planning a trip to Krakow, the VIP Club is right on the main square there, the lassies offer you all you can drink for 20 quid, don't do it, you won't get past your first drink and you'll wake a 3am in the street with an empty bank account and urine wet jeans.

I think they must be operating in the Aberdeen area aswell. 

[daytripping]

9 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Dayts in person is immaculately presented. A few greys here and there but oozes character. Opportunistic dust may gather when the one man army is keeping our streets safe and that’s a small price to pay for our safety 

Kind words Poodler, thank you.

Since you're here may I ask some advice, know you're well experienced in the fairer sex. I've met dated and shagged a good few birds off POF these last 4 years of single life but feel I may have now met the right one, she's fucking stunning and lives about a 5 minute walk from me. Problem is she's not a big drinker and prefers to meet for walks, I've no problem with that, already feel my fitness levels rising. Just can't get past first base though, walk, laugh, home. With alcohol it's easy to make that move, doesn't feel right when walking down a street? What would you do?

[Joe pike]

2 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Kind words Poodler, thank you.

Since you're here may I ask some advice, know you're well experienced in the fairer sex. I've met dated and shagged a good few birds off POF these last 4 years of single life but feel I may have now met the right one, she's fucking stunning and lives about a 5 minute walk from me. Problem is she's not a big drinker and prefers to meet for walks, I've no problem with that, already feel my fitness levels rising. Just can't get past first base though, walk, laugh, home. With alcohol it's easy to make that move, doesn't feel right when walking down a street? What would you do?

She is obviously a lesbian.

Just using you .

[daytripping]

20 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Dayts in person is immaculately presented. A few greys here and there but oozes character. Opportunistic dust may gather when the one man army is keeping our streets safe and that’s a small price to pay for our safety 

It was under the sofa that was dusty, who has the fucking time to hoover there. Like you say, more important things to do, the dust can wait*.

*That was a rented gaff, now back into ownership. 

[daytripping]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

She got kids? 

Couple grown up.

[Poodler]

9 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Kind words Poodler, thank you.

Since you're here may I ask some advice, know you're well experienced in the fairer sex. I've met dated and shagged a good few birds off POF these last 4 years of single life but feel I may have now met the right one, she's fucking stunning and lives about a 5 minute walk from me. Problem is she's not a big drinker and prefers to meet for walks, I've no problem with that, already feel my fitness levels rising. Just can't get past first base though, walk, laugh, home. With alcohol it's easy to make that move, doesn't feel right when walking down a street? What would you do?

It’s not that persons mum is it? ?

[daytripping]

2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

A great deal of lickearsing from the supposed top posters on this thread 

 

Cringeworthy 

Who are the top posters? is their a hierarchy on here I'm not aware of? 

[daytripping]

Just now, Poodler said:

It’s not that persons mum is it? ?

Hahaha, no but as pretty as her. She's so beautiful. 

[daytripping]

10 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

She is obviously a lesbian.

Just using you .

Thought has crossed my mind. Maybe baiting me into a threesome. 

[daytripping]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

Take her out for a nice meal and get her giddy on shandy (maybe with added chemicals ? ?) 

then take her home and finger her 
 

Think that sounds a plan, will suggest a sit down Toby.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

I've always said an independent Aberdeen would be good for the city.

We stand with Catalonia. (Loved road rage).

So did Kenneth Noye unfortunately.

[Millertime]

Sorry, these last few pages are absolutely abhorrent and to be honest, I am repulsed by it

I'm hoping the mods just haven't seen these yet but if some of the posts on here are not gone by tonight, I won't be back on here 

You can't post utterly vile stuff and just say "it's a joke"

If its the way the sites to be now, that's fine  but I won't be playing any further part in it

It's an affront to Aberdeen FC

[Poodler]

There’s plenty Catholic Church abuse shite written here, absolutely no different 

 

edit, you’ve thought about it haven’t you? 

[Fridge]

17 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Sorry, these last few pages are absolutely abhorrent and to be honest, I am repulsed by it

I'm hoping the mods just haven't seen these yet but if some of the posts on here are not gone by tonight, I won't be back on here 

You can't post utterly vile stuff and just say "it's a joke"

If its the way the sites to be now, that's fine  but I won't be playing any further part in it

It's an affront to Aberdeen FC

Possibly the best result to have happened 

For the love of fuck it was a joke that was a bit close to the bone

Get yourself to mumsnet

[Millertime]

3 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Possibly the best result to have happened 

For the love of fuck it was a joke that was a bit close to the bone

Get yourself to mumsnet

It's not funny, is it?

And as I say, you can't say whatever you want and have "it was a joke" as the defence, I dont think it works that way

5pm deadline