Being a Mod For A Day

[daytripping]

MT trying to be relevant, used all his best material and out of ideas. He's Lowland league these days, shame, nice Capri.

[daytripping]

7 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Possibly the best result to have happened 

For the love of fuck it was a joke that was a bit close to the bone

Get yourself to mumsnet

I maybe missed it, what was the bad joke?

[daytripping]

46 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Take her out for a nice meal and get her giddy on shandy (maybe with added chemicals ? ?) 

then take her home and finger her 

Its not my mum is it? She bides round your way 
 

She did say her loon had moved out, hopefully her.

[CrazyBullSheep]

26 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Sorry, these last few pages are absolutely abhorrent and to be honest, I am repulsed by it

I'm hoping the mods just haven't seen these yet but if some of the posts on here are not gone by tonight, I won't be back on here 

You can't post utterly vile stuff and just say "it's a joke"

If its the way the sites to be now, that's fine  but I won't be playing any further part in it

It's an affront to Aberdeen FC

Oh dear are you offended ?

 

Back when men were real men they could deal with being offended and not tell everyone how much it hurt

 

No one cares fuck off

[cheesepipes]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Call the cops 

But don't really....... My hoose is already on the list. 

[Fridge]

6 minutes ago, Millertime said:

It's not funny, is it?

And as I say, you can't say whatever you want and have "it was a joke" as the defence, I dont think it works that way

5pm deadline

Well I take your point but it was a joke and in hindsight he shouldn’t have posted it but it is over with now

Can we all just get back to ripping the piss out of Sevco please 

[daytripping]

6 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Big tits? 

There's more to life than big tits, personality, looks, humour. She has big tits but not a deal breaker.

[daytripping]

5 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Well I take your point but it was a joke and in hindsight he shouldn’t have posted it but it is over with now

Can we all just get back to ripping the piss out of Sevco please 

Post the joke fridgo?

[CrazyBullSheep]

15 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Something about a Volvo 

Great safe cars for small kids in nappies

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

22 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Possibly the best result to have happened 

For the love of fuck it was a joke that was a bit close to the bone

Get yourself to fuck.

Fixed it for you min.?

[daytripping]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Poodler . Top lad but you wouldn’t want him babysitting for you . Can that be the end of it? 

That was it?? hahahaha

I'd let him baby sit my future kids no bother, top lad. It's ovs a joke. MT would have hated Manning and Chubby Brown.

[daytripping]

1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Can I touch them? 

Would be a first for you, she'd probably let you out of pity. Practise on well filled water balloons.

[Poodler]

Basically a chilled out entertainer 

[daytripping]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

No way you’re having more kids at your age matey, come on now . 
Imagine going through all that again ? No ta. 

I'm as fit and healthy as any 20 year old, could fire out a few kids no bother. Little boy dressed in Burberry and Trim trabs would go down a storm at the fitba, Stanley in his hipper, would relive my youth.

[daytripping]

27 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Doubt it Mobz. She’ll be well past the menopause if she’s a similar age to yer man .

Nothing wrong in that department, saw a blood stain on her white leggings the other day and her nose wasn't bleeding. Bloody will be in the future if my dinner is ever late, the fucking cow.

[daytripping]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Maybe she kneed some bitch in the face for jumping the queue at the hairdressers  

Judging by the state of her hair it won't be that, unless she was getting her mouser waxed.

[styrofoamplates]

All the guests can wear these

[daytripping]

36 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

She sounds lovely ?

Stunner a 10, would be 11 if she gets her missing teeth repaired.

[daytripping]

One of POF conquests had an amazing little body, she wasn't a drinker but right up for it. Came round one night just for a shag, was an amazing 10 minutes. The next weekend she came round I was less boozy, I swear on my daughters life most of her top row of teeth were missing. Never noticed the first time round. Was living in Hopetoun at the time, totally unacceptable for the area, binned.

[daytripping]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Is the punchline that she had all her teeth before she met you ? 

Boom boom, tish.

[daytripping]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

^ Good for a BJ, though

Nae half like, she actually said she preferred giving to taking. I never bothered when she mentioned it.

[daytripping]

Best BJ I ever had was a Northfield quine, teeth just behind the foreskin like she was going to bite it off, was spurting in her mouth in no time.

[styrofoamplates]

Works with a cocker spaniel too

[daytripping]

If I was a mod, even just for one day, I'd get out of bed in the morning........

I think I may have just came up with a smash tune that could be xmas number one, similar music to beyonce if I was a man, just with tweaks, harmonica solo in the middle and guitar riff at the end.

[Redforever86]

14 minutes ago, daytripping said:

If I was a mod, even just for one day, I'd get out of bed in the morning........

I think I may have just came up with a smash tune that could be xmas number one, similar music to beyonce if I was a man, just with tweaks, harmonica solo in the middle and guitar riff at the end.

Why would you put a riff at the end of a song?

[cheesepipes]

1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Should put a sample and shit on it.

- hello me dearie...  shut UP...  hello me dearie...  you're a fucking cunt... hello me dearie... veeehy painful...  hello me dearie... I says shut UP ... hello me dearie..  fityicazz it...

Could work nicely with Lionel Richie. 

Hello.... Hallo mi dearie

Is it me you're looking for..... Shut up, i sez shut up. 

I can see it in your eyes, i can see it in your smile..... YOURE A FUCKING CUNT. 

[daytripping]

35 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Why would you put a riff at the end of a song?

Prince vibes.

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, styrofoamplates said:

Works with a cocker spaniel too

Beastiality now? Fucking hell this place is sick

[styrofoamplates]

5 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Beastiality now? Fucking hell this place is sick

It's gone to the dogs that's for sure. 

If you had to fuck an animal, which animal would you fuck?

[Guest milne_afc]

@Bebo my logins aren’t working