daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 MT trying to be relevant, used all his best material and out of ideas. He's Lowland league these days, shame, nice Capri. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, Fridge said: Possibly the best result to have happened For the love of fuck it was a joke that was a bit close to the bone Get yourself to mumsnet I maybe missed it, what was the bad joke? Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 46 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Take her out for a nice meal and get her giddy on shandy (maybe with added chemicals ? ?) then take her home and finger her Its not my mum is it? She bides round your way She did say her loon had moved out, hopefully her. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 26 minutes ago, Millertime said: Sorry, these last few pages are absolutely abhorrent and to be honest, I am repulsed by it I'm hoping the mods just haven't seen these yet but if some of the posts on here are not gone by tonight, I won't be back on here You can't post utterly vile stuff and just say "it's a joke" If its the way the sites to be now, that's fine but I won't be playing any further part in it It's an affront to Aberdeen FC Oh dear are you offended ? Back when men were real men they could deal with being offended and not tell everyone how much it hurt No one cares fuck off 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Call the cops But don't really....... My hoose is already on the list. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, Millertime said: It's not funny, is it? And as I say, you can't say whatever you want and have "it was a joke" as the defence, I dont think it works that way 5pm deadline Well I take your point but it was a joke and in hindsight he shouldn’t have posted it but it is over with now Can we all just get back to ripping the piss out of Sevco please Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Big tits? There's more to life than big tits, personality, looks, humour. She has big tits but not a deal breaker. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, Fridge said: Well I take your point but it was a joke and in hindsight he shouldn’t have posted it but it is over with now Can we all just get back to ripping the piss out of Sevco please Post the joke fridgo? Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 15 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Something about a Volvo Great safe cars for small kids in nappies Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 22 minutes ago, Fridge said: Possibly the best result to have happened For the love of fuck it was a joke that was a bit close to the bone Get yourself to fuck. Fixed it for you min.? 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Poodler . Top lad but you wouldn’t want him babysitting for you . Can that be the end of it? That was it?? hahahaha I'd let him baby sit my future kids no bother, top lad. It's ovs a joke. MT would have hated Manning and Chubby Brown. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Can I touch them? Would be a first for you, she'd probably let you out of pity. Practise on well filled water balloons. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Basically a chilled out entertainer Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: No way you’re having more kids at your age matey, come on now . Imagine going through all that again ? No ta. I'm as fit and healthy as any 20 year old, could fire out a few kids no bother. Little boy dressed in Burberry and Trim trabs would go down a storm at the fitba, Stanley in his hipper, would relive my youth. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 27 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Doubt it Mobz. She’ll be well past the menopause if she’s a similar age to yer man . Nothing wrong in that department, saw a blood stain on her white leggings the other day and her nose wasn't bleeding. Bloody will be in the future if my dinner is ever late, the fucking cow. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Maybe she kneed some bitch in the face for jumping the queue at the hairdressers Judging by the state of her hair it won't be that, unless she was getting her mouser waxed. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 All the guests can wear these Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 36 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: She sounds lovely ? Stunner a 10, would be 11 if she gets her missing teeth repaired. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 One of POF conquests had an amazing little body, she wasn't a drinker but right up for it. Came round one night just for a shag, was an amazing 10 minutes. The next weekend she came round I was less boozy, I swear on my daughters life most of her top row of teeth were missing. Never noticed the first time round. Was living in Hopetoun at the time, totally unacceptable for the area, binned. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Is the punchline that she had all her teeth before she met you ? Boom boom, tish. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said: ^ Good for a BJ, though Nae half like, she actually said she preferred giving to taking. I never bothered when she mentioned it. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Best BJ I ever had was a Northfield quine, teeth just behind the foreskin like she was going to bite it off, was spurting in her mouth in no time. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Works with a cocker spaniel too Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 If I was a mod, even just for one day, I'd get out of bed in the morning........ I think I may have just came up with a smash tune that could be xmas number one, similar music to beyonce if I was a man, just with tweaks, harmonica solo in the middle and guitar riff at the end. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 14 minutes ago, daytripping said: If I was a mod, even just for one day, I'd get out of bed in the morning........ I think I may have just came up with a smash tune that could be xmas number one, similar music to beyonce if I was a man, just with tweaks, harmonica solo in the middle and guitar riff at the end. Why would you put a riff at the end of a song? Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Should put a sample and shit on it. - hello me dearie... shut UP... hello me dearie... you're a fucking cunt... hello me dearie... veeehy painful... hello me dearie... I says shut UP ... hello me dearie.. fityicazz it... Could work nicely with Lionel Richie. Hello.... Hallo mi dearie Is it me you're looking for..... Shut up, i sez shut up. I can see it in your eyes, i can see it in your smile..... YOURE A FUCKING CUNT. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 35 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Why would you put a riff at the end of a song? Prince vibes. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 1 hour ago, styrofoamplates said: Works with a cocker spaniel too Beastiality now? Fucking hell this place is sick Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, Poodler said: Beastiality now? Fucking hell this place is sick It's gone to the dogs that's for sure. If you had to fuck an animal, which animal would you fuck? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 @Bebo my logins aren’t working Link to comment
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