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1 minute ago, Captain Caveman said:

Prefer a chocolate bar to a biscuit 

Not really acceptable as a breakfast pudding though. Sometimes I’ll have my breakfast and if the tea isn’t finished, can enjoy a light biscuit +1 until it is. 
 

eating a snickers for breakfast, for example,  is just obscene 

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23 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Not really acceptable as a breakfast pudding though. Sometimes I’ll have my breakfast and if the tea isn’t finished, can enjoy a light biscuit +1 until it is. 
 

eating a snickers for breakfast, for example,  is just obscene 

He likes to make the young ones moan,

Pockets full o toblerone. 
In her ear he softly whispered,

What would you do for a whispa,

I’ll gladly gift you a galaxy ripple,

just show me that preteen nipple.

They say that I’m a noncey fecker,

But what would you do for a double decker?

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