Biscuits

[Redforever86]

30 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Woman in front of me at the kiosk in Asda paid £103 for fags.Presume they must be a tenner a pack.

She could buy a lot of grub for that.

Probably stopped off at the food bank on the way home.

Sell them to school kids at a pound a go and she'll have enough cash to treat herself to a munchie box every night of the week. 

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Penguins I am partial too but they are a low level choice.

Custard creams are honking.

You should try making your own custard creams. So much better.

[Zeus]

Also 

 

Plain biscuit > chocolate biscuit 

[Poodler]

53 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

"Fancy a pint the night , big man?"

"No thanks, Im baking custard creams. "

Moobs is a pub once a month guy, there’s no way his missus would allow a regular slot

i know his type 

[Redforever86]

58 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

"Fancy a pint the night , big man?"

"No thanks, Im baking custard creams. "

My auntie used to make me custard creams. Massive fucking things. Were ace. 

[cheesepipes]

3 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

My auntie used to make me custard creams. Massive fucking things. Were ace. 

Did she let you eat them out her asshole. 

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

Did she let you eat them out her asshole. 

The queue after you was too big so I just went and climbed trees. 

[cheesepipes]

Sensible 

[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

From custard creams to asshole with zero transition. This place. 

No I’d brush my teeth first. 

[Redforever86]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Why?

Ever put tea tree oil on yir balls?

 

Similar thing. 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Fixed 

 

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Moobs is a pub once a month guy, there’s no way his missus would allow a regular slot

i know his type 

Couple of cages rattled.

Good to see.

[Reed or deed]

Chocolate digestives get my vote.

Or plain digestives, spread with danish blue cheese, smoked mackerel paté or chicken liver paté. 
Lovely stuff. 

[For Fecks Sake]

5 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Tory cunto

Great Japanese band name

[For Fecks Sake]

5 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

He’s getting brave now Rocket isn’t here to chastise him. 
 

Coming across as a right wee Tory. 

What we need around here is some real north East men to enforce the law.

Nae some shitty sheet changing lefties getting above their station.

[Ke1t]

3 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

What we need around here is some real north East men to enforce the law.

Nae some shitty sheet changing lefties getting above their station.

You're talking about tup. 

Honk Honk!

[Millertime]

Blue riband

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said:

What we need around here is some real north East men to enforce the law.

Nae some shitty sheet changing lefties getting above their station.

I don’t change the sheets only wash them (by machine) and iron them while watching Netflix or listening to music. FTR. 

[Redforever86]

7 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Blue riband

Yir mare blue waffle 

[Bluto10]

8 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I don’t change the sheets only wash them (by machine) and iron them while watching Netflix or listening to music. FTR. 

iron them while quaffing some beers min

#winning

 

 

[Redforever86]

Just now, Bluto10 said:

iron them while quaffing some beers min

#winning

 

 

I could. I choose not too. Save any boozing for post noon. (Normally)

[For Fecks Sake]

Purchased today for immediate consumption

[Poodler]

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[ericblack4boss]

Sticky toffee pudding hob nobs,

I knew a guy was adamant.yellow penguins tasted better than other colours

[The Boofon]

6 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Sticky toffee pudding hob nobs,

I knew a guy was adamant.yellow penguins tasted better than other colours

https://batmantheanimatedseries.fandom.com/wiki/Adam_Ant
 

Don’t think he did that character. 

[Poodler]

toshiba satellite keypad not working
 

 

x4 with CoT

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Poodler said:

toshiba satellite keypad not working
 

 

x4 with CoT

Yeah, some good biscuiteering there. Had the same but Markies version earlier. Nowhere near as good as the OG.