Millertime Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 Oh good Another comedian Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 46 minutes ago, Alex Ferguson said: They're trying too hard to be like our current men's team. 11 fannies on the pitch. I smell a hun. Link to comment
Alex Ferguson Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 1 hour ago, WesthillWanderersFC said: I smell a hun. I'm glad to say I'm definitely not a Hun. Ross County my only other Scottish team, supported them from the Highland League. Link to comment
Ernie McCracken Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 OK fair enough there might be a lack of ability when it comes to keepers, but for the second goal the Aberdeen keeper doesn't make any attempt to get back in front of the ball. Just casually trots (it's not fast enough to even call it a jog). Absolutely pathetic giving up. As someone said its like watching the defeatist school kid who's not really interested in football. I think you could pluck any lassie off the street and shove her in goals. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 I actually watch highlights of the womans fitba just to laugh at the goalies. It's literally laugh out loud comedy gold. Almost feel sorry for them. They probably shouldn't allow cameras at their games to save their blushes. Link to comment
Don_Corleone Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 Surely they should just make the goals smaller, seeing as the women are smaller. Probably breeches some kind of equal rights law, but would make it a bit better. The fact they're totally hopeless is something they can work on, but they can't make themselves grow an extra foot to fill a massive set of goals. Hilarious to watch though. Link to comment
TheRock Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 The Partick game is live on Alba and iPlayer this afternoon. 4pm, so perfect for when you've switched the Celtic game off at half time Link to comment
YorkDon Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 Doubt any would be as impressive as Hope Solo’s leaked shots. Link to comment
Medw1311 Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 Was the result as bad as any of these? https://imgur.com/3JuPaPf (aye I dinna ken how to upload a photo) Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 Women’s football is a farce. England won 20-0 tonight. ROI 11-0 Scotland horsed 8-0. Fucking pointless shite Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 https://mobile.twitter.com/rbm1895/status/1465805587573362692 Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 7 minutes ago, Roberto said: As I've said before, how can we be expected to take it seriously when they don't themselves. The keepers are comedy gold. Like drunk thalidomides trying to pick up a bar of soap with boxing gloves on. The amount of air time women’s football gets is a fucking joke. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 7 minutes ago, Poodler said: https://mobile.twitter.com/rbm1895/status/1465805587573362692 Jesus Christ... women's international standard is the equivalent of the loons that were picked last in Primary School. Anyway, not international, but the following would get you kicked off a Sunday League side. Link to comment
Medw1311 Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 20 minutes ago, Poodler said: https://mobile.twitter.com/rbm1895/status/1465805587573362692 Tbf 92nd minute and you'd let in 12 goals (I think she only came on at half time) you'd be pretty pissed off and not giving a fuck Link to comment
Medw1311 Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 14 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Jesus Christ... women's international standard is the equivalent of the loons that were picked last in Primary School. Anyway, not international, but the following would get you kicked off a Sunday League side. I still would though Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 On 11/30/2021 at 11:08 PM, Medw1311 said: I still would though A bit of a chubster. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Caught a bit of SWPL highlights just now, how come fans still can't get into games? Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Just now, maryhilldon said: Caught a bit of SWPL highlights just now, how come fans still can't get into games? Because it’s fucking pish & it’s kinder not to? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 5 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said: Because it’s fucking pish & it’s kinder not to? Whoosh. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 On 10/11/2021 at 7:40 AM, Joe pike said: Scrap the woman's football. They want to be equal in all other jobs so let them compete in men's football if they can. The media is doing all they can to publicise it and pretend it's popular. Correct. ALL women's sports should be abolished and they should be FORCED to compete with the men. I include boxing in that. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 7 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Correct. ALL women's sports should be abolished and they should be FORCED to compete with the men. I include boxing in that. It's only fair. 21st century innit. Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Primary 7 back in the late 70s In the last week before summer holidays it was traditional for the school football and netball teams to face each other at their respective sports For the football....it was first to 20 goals. Boys had to play with 8 players. And give the girls a 15 goal start. And the girls had the only male teacher playing for them Result....20-16 to the boys in well under an hour Then came the netball. Not one boy had a scooby about the rules but the teacher that took the netball team gave us a 2 minute resume. No head starts given to the boys. Half time.....boys are 13 -11 in the lead. It was pointed out to us by the male teacher that in 2 months time we would be at high school. And it might not be the best look for us reputation wise if it emerged we were part of a netball team that actually beat the girls. Final score 28 - 19 to the girls. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Ten Caat said: It was pointed out to us by the male teacher that in 2 months time we would be at high school. And it might not be the best look for us reputation wise if it emerged we were part of a netball team that actually beat the girls. Final score 28 - 19 to the girls. ? Aye right. Beaten by lassies, what a brass neck. Link to comment
Big Hat Logan Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 7 hours ago, Ten Caat said: Primary 7 back in the late 70s In the last week before summer holidays it was traditional for the school football and netball teams to face each other at their respective sports For the football....it was first to 20 goals. Boys had to play with 8 players. And give the girls a 15 goal start. And the girls had the only male teacher playing for them Result....20-16 to the boys in well under an hour Then came the netball. Not one boy had a scooby about the rules but the teacher that took the netball team gave us a 2 minute resume. No head starts given to the boys. Half time.....boys are 13 -11 in the lead. It was pointed out to us by the male teacher that in 2 months time we would be at high school. And it might not be the best look for us reputation wise if it emerged we were part of a netball team that actually beat the girls. Final score 28 - 19 to the girls. Penfold you are one boring cunt. An adult virgin IMO 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 7 hours ago, Ten Caat said: Primary 7 back in the late 70s In the last week before summer holidays it was traditional for the school football and netball teams to face each other at their respective sports For the football....it was first to 20 goals. Boys had to play with 8 players. And give the girls a 15 goal start. And the girls had the only male teacher playing for them Result....20-16 to the boys in well under an hour Then came the netball. Not one boy had a scooby about the rules but the teacher that took the netball team gave us a 2 minute resume. No head starts given to the boys. Half time.....boys are 13 -11 in the lead. It was pointed out to us by the male teacher that in 2 months time we would be at high school. And it might not be the best look for us reputation wise if it emerged we were part of a netball team that actually beat the girls. Final score 28 - 19 to the girls. Boasting to strangers on the internet about beating girls at football and netball 40+ years ago. That's probably the saddest post I've ever seen on here. 1 Link to comment
NEM Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, Parklife said: Boasting to strangers on the internet about beating girls at football and netball 40+ years ago. That's probably the saddest post I've ever seen on here. Nah your squirting one the other day beats it hands down 3 Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 51 minutes ago, Parklife said: Boasting to strangers on the internet about beating girls at football and netball 40+ years ago. That's probably the saddest post I've ever seen on here. couldnt give a fuck what you think mongchops Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, Ten Caat said: couldnt give a fuck what you think mongchops You obviously do care what strangers on the internet think. That's why you're sadly boasting about beating some girls at sports 40+ years ago. Weird. And boring. Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, Parklife said: You obviously do care what strangers on the internet think. That's why you're sadly boasting about beating some girls at sports 40+ years ago. Weird. And boring. Boasting? I take it comprehension wasn't your best subject at primary school you politically correct prick And the day I care about anything you think is the day i take an armful of insulin and shuffle off this mortal coil I'll be boring the fuck outta you for years to come you fucking nonentity Link to comment
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