Crisps

[aberdeen1970]

The original golden wonder sausage and tomato crisps were superb. 

The new recipe is shite. 

 

Bacon and bean piglets and pickled onion space rauders were childhood favourites. 

[dazzy_deff]

30 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Heavy Kettle 

Full Kettle Packet 

[Redforever86]

7 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Sleepless in Settle

The mere fact that you exist makes me despair at humanity. There should have been a government intervention to cease your parents from reproducing. 

 

[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Go get the papers

Thought you wouldn't need paper when you shit in the sea you fucking travesty. 

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Captain Caveman said:

At least i know both my parents. 
 

#bikeofbod

Second attempt at a come back and that's all you've got. 

 

 

Decent. 

[Redforever86]

9 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

You feeling all isolated again RF.

 

 

Aye, that's it. Your stupidity made me feel isolated. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

But you’ll easy gobble up a greasy as fuck pizza fae Choi’s inicht? 
 

Kettle Chips rule 

Pish.

We agree to disagree.

#ChoisForFood

[sheepcrooky]

Golden Wonder tomato crisps. Ace

Walkers prawn cocktail. ACE

Scampi fries. Bogging. Taste like you have fingered a lass who hasn’t washed for a week. 

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, sheepcrooky said:

Golden Wonder tomato crisps. Ace

Walkers prawn cocktail. ACE

Scampi fries. Bogging. Taste like you have fingered a lass who hasn’t washed for a week. 

How is your missus anyway?

[sheepcrooky]

4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

How is your missus anyway?

I make her wash downstairs at least every 5 days. 

[Simply Red]

6 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

The greasiest brand of crisp ever, Kettle Chips. Truly bogging.

The vegetable oil equivalent of Capri Sun served in foil packaging.

Get yirself a big bag of salt and balsamic vinegar Kettles and let me know what you think.

Youre assessment of them is wildly inaccurate. You must have them mixed up with something else.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

11 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Get yirself a big bag of salt and balsamic vinegar Kettles and let me know what you think.

Youre assessment of them is wildly inaccurate. You must have them mixed up with something else.

No min, I had a bag of Kettle Chips as part of a meal deal fae Sainsbury's on Guild Street.

They were clarted in grease, so much so fan I had my next groch, it was a thick golden colour. Lovely.

[Simply Red]

35 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

No min, I had a bag of Kettle Chips as part of a meal deal fae Sainsbury's on Guild Street.

They were clarted in grease, so much so fan I had my next groch, it was a thick golden colour. Lovely.

The ones i eat are the least greasiest crisps ive had. 
Groch a broch word? Never heard it in my life. 

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

The ones i eat are the least greasiest crisps ive had. 
Groch a broch word? Never heard it in my life. 

 

Aye min, groch is a Broch (and surrounding villages) word for phlegm/saliva/spit/greeners. 

Maybe the Kettle Crisps I had had been stored in a room/warehouse (above room temperature), prior to them being placed on the shelf, as they truly were riddled with grease. I had a nice, flavoursome cheese and onion sandwich swilled down with a bottle of fat cola, so I was quite satisfied after all.?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

28 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I’d have a put some of the KC’s in the sannie 

Good shout min. I never thought of it at the time, so ended up feeding the local pigeons and seagulls with the Kettle Chips.

[Guest milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Spotted today @Bad_Mobby

@Ten Caat ?

[sheepcrooky]

How about the salt and shake crisps when you managed to find two wee blue bags of salt inside. 

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Spotted today @Bad_Mobby

That's a bargain. 

[manboobs109]

Had a couple of bags of Pipers S&V in the rubadub yesterday and was very impressed.

[aberdeen1970]

12 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Had a couple of bags of Pipers S&V in the rubadub yesterday and was very impressed.

The longhorn beef Pipers crisps are good as well 

[alscotoz]

On 10/15/2021 at 5:53 AM, sheepcrooky said:

How about the salt and shake crisps when you managed to find two wee blue bags of salt inside. 

By fuck, they were pointless. Don't eat chips (crisps) anymore. Ready salted never let you down, regardless of design.

[Ten Caat]

Tried the limited edition Walkers fish and chips flavoured ones about half an hour ago. Fucking brutal they are.

May be transferring my thoughts on these into the "Sickness bug" thread shortly. I've brushed my teeth and gargled with mouthwash but my breath is still stinking of them

[Dons79]

On 10/22/2021 at 7:33 AM, alscotoz said:

By fuck, they were pointless. Don't eat chips (crisps) anymore. Ready salted never let you down, regardless of design.

Was your fanny sore after eating those chips?, fucking americanisms?. This is scotland, would you have a crisp roll and curry?. Naw. Ps, ready salted?, the beige of crisps, bland, boring, shit

[chief_wiggum]

7 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

Tried the limited edition Walkers fish and chips flavoured ones about half an hour ago. Fucking brutal they are.

May be transferring my thoughts on these into the "Sickness bug" thread shortly. I've brushed my teeth and gargled with mouthwash but my breath is still stinking of them

? I liked them, best of that new range imo. Bought a card full of Scampi Fries the other day (24 pack) after 2 packets in two days the fuckers are giving me indigestion ?

[Don Fonte]

11 hours ago, Dons79 said:

Was your fanny sore after eating those chips?, fucking americanisms?. This is scotland, would you have a crisp roll and curry?. Naw. Ps, ready salted?, the beige of crisps, bland, boring, shit

And you also fuck off with your weegieisms.

Both as bloody bad as each other.

Pricks.

[Dons79]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

And you also fuck off with your weegieisms.

Both as bloody bad as each other.

Pricks.

Naw isn’t weegie?, its used throughout the country so settle you Doric loving prick

[Redforever86]

Just now, Dons79 said:

Naw isn’t weegie?, its used throughout the country so settle you Doric loving prick

Yes it is you weegie.

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Dons79 said:

Naw isn’t weegie?, its used throughout the country so settle you Doric loving prick

Aye ok. 

Away and cook me an omelette you prick. Egg whites only. Chop chop. 

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

Yes it is you weegie.

Correct RF min.

[Dons79]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Aye ok. 

Away and cook me an omelette you prick. Egg whites only. Chop chop. 

Why would a do that peasant

As you were