Crisps

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

You'll love this, Mr Gadd! I make my own crisps! Slice the tatties with a mandoline (nae the string instrument!) then fry them in duck fat, £1.50 from Bargain Buys. Add my own flavouring, usually Chinese salt (from Wuhan?) or Cajun seasoning. It's a hassle at first, but you get the knack. I like making my own popcorn with coconut oil, it's good for you, unlike the seed oils.

I got diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes last September, totally out of the blue, over the fucking phone, too, not even by my own doctor. So it was diet change time. It's a cunt changing diet for proper health reasons, but it motivates more than just being fat. I stopped drinking booze in 2018, but when I delved into the causes of diabetes, I eventually encountered the research on plant and seed oils, mostly through a doctor in that America, Dr Chris Knobbe. He has done 35 years of research into chronic illnesses.

Anyway, I still love my food! I just had to change my diet. It's pretty grim how unhealthy Scotland is these days. We used to be healthy as fuck, robust, hardy warriors. My granda is 98, the war (Navy, signalman, Malta) was fuck all to him, it was working as a painter for the Council that was the epic saga of blood and toil, daring do! He's got some stories!

The kind of flavouring only a male chef can add eh?

Dirty boy.

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Thanks for your faith. 

 

Do you celebrate Kwanzaa, Parky? 😁

 

[styrofoamplates]

7 minutes ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

You'll love this, Mr Gadd! I make my own crisps! Slice the tatties with a mandoline (nae the string instrument!) then fry them in duck fat, £1.50 from Bargain Buys. Add my own flavouring, usually Chinese salt (from Wuhan?) or Cajun seasoning. It's a hassle at first, but you get the knack. I like making my own popcorn with coconut oil, it's good for you, unlike the seed oils.

I got diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes last September, totally out of the blue, over the fucking phone, too, not even by my own doctor. So it was diet change time. It's a cunt changing diet for proper health reasons, but it motivates more than just being fat. I stopped drinking booze in 2018, but when I delved into the causes of diabetes, I eventually encountered the research on plant and seed oils, mostly through a doctor in that America, Dr Chris Knobbe. He has done 35 years of research into chronic illnesses.

Anyway, I still love my food! I just had to change my diet. It's pretty grim how unhealthy Scotland is these days. We used to be healthy as fuck, robust, hardy warriors. My granda is 98, the war (Navy, signalman, Malta) was fuck all to him, it was working as a painter for the Council that was the epic saga of blood and toil, daring do! He's got some stories!

Good for you GOB! 

Be careful with the mandoline! 

That's a cunt about the diabetes, but sounds like you are making all the right moves (love Tom Cruise) to keep it under control. 

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

12 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

The kind of flavouring only a male chef can add eh?

Dirty boy.

Gordon Ramsay sends me this huge vat of "special cream dip" in early December every year. Apparently, he and his celebrity chums (Bill Clinton, Charlie Sheen, OJ Simpson) all get together at their secret Hollywood parties and they all, "make a contribution" Ramsay says to this special cream dip. Very, very salty, they must use that fancy Himalayan salt or something. Goes down a treat with my family, that's for sure!

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

2 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Good for you GOB! 

Be careful with the mandoline! 

That's a cunt about the diabetes, but sounds like you are making all the right moves (love Tom Cruise) to keep it under control. 

Tom Cruise can't get diabeetus, of course, he's at Level 77 of Scientology, the man's beyond illness.

Aye, I took a proper, proper slice off my right thumb the first time I used the mandoline! I jab a fork in the tattie now! 

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

A simple yes or no to the question of whether you eat nuts and berries, would have sufficed 

You've got to admit that a thread by grown men simply titled "Crisps" is, in itself, absurd! 😂

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

3 hours ago, dazzy_deff said:

You should. They are ace.

They are. Parsnip crisps are great, too. I might try making those.

[DD1903]

7 hours ago, chief_wiggum said:

Just started a packet of these, cant recommend them at all, they are honking! (probably still eat them though cause im a tight cunt)

This greatly surprises me…👀

[DD1903]

7 hours ago, chief_wiggum said:

Just started a packet of these, cant recommend them at all, they are honking! (probably still eat them though cause im a tight cunt)

This greatly surprises me…👀

[Bluto10]

kettle chips are good

jalapeno jack were good, don’t think they do them anymore

 

 

had lentil crisps before. not bad. as long as they’re salty makes up for the health benefits 

 

 

 

[Jigsaw666]

From my younger days I miss Tudor Smokey Beef and Sweet n Sour. Smiths Bovril crisps as well, munched many of them.

[Arabian Knight]

cunt ye must b aboot 70-80yr auld..slags killers o floor moon tae..sits watchin poofy found footage horrors 😂 wit a fuckin state tae git in

 

 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

They are. Parsnip crisps are great, too. I might try making those.

Parsnip crisps?

Get to fuck

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

You've got to admit that a thread by grown men simply titled "Crisps" is, in itself, absurd! 😂

Is it balls.

Threads like these are the lifeblood of this place. 

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

4 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Is it balls.

Threads like these are the lifeblood of this place. 

Hypoglycaemic blood! 

[perthshirered]

On 11/1/2023 at 7:54 PM, Jigsaw666 said:

From my younger days I miss Tudor Smokey Beef and Sweet n Sour. Smiths Bovril crisps as well, munched many of them.

Tudor spring onion were magnificent things. 

[perthshirered]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You can still get spring onion crisps from Home Bargains. ( golden wonder) 

Aye, they are awrite. Markies do a spring onion handcooked number which are decent. 

Pickled onion meanies were guid, a few 5p bags of them, a bottle of Pola cola and a half share in 10 regal king size from the ice cream van at school. All this from a dirty hairy one pound note. Happy days. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You can still get spring onion crisps from Home Bargains. ( golden wonder) 

In two shapes as well (Standard and Ringo). What a decision to make.😄

(Cue the Starkey jokes).

[JumboJET]

I do like Golden Wonder salt and vinegar crisps.

They have a very strong flavour that almost burns the top of your mouth.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Spring Onion Ringos? Tremendous. Have to seek them out.

You get them in Farmfoods, so I presume you would get them in HB as well.👍

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I love Home Bargains. Farmfoods I’ve not been in for years. Worth a visit this weekend? 

Farmfoods is alright, especially for their cheese (Red Leicester), range of decently-priced crisps and soft drinks.

Their own brand cheap pizzas (£1 (ish) to £1.29) are spot on as well. 

 

[perthshirered]

46 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

I do like Golden Wonder salt and vinegar crisps.

They have a very strong flavour that almost burns the top of your mouth.

Discos are the worst for that. Lethal bastardin things. 

[Don Fonte]

Tesco finest crinkle cut roast beef & horseradish. A taste sensation.

[Cambridge Red]

Sounds a bit wrong but when I was a kid I used to wedge peanuts in hula hoops so you crunch them as one thing.

Now you see cracker nuts in most supermarkets. Shame I was only a kid, might have made a few quid

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

Tesco finest crinkle cut roast beef & horseradish. A taste sensation.

As close to Brannigans roast beef and mustard as you'll find.

[Roberto]

5 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Tesco finest crinkle cut roast beef & horseradish. A taste sensation.

Available.

[Simply Red]

7 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Tesco finest crinkle cut roast beef & horseradish. A taste sensation.

Fuck aye

 

[tutankamun]

Crisps are the work of the devil.

You’re better off smoking crack than munching on that shit. One of the main reasons we have an obesity problem.

[Cambridge Red]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Did you combine any other foodstuffs in an original fashion? 

Unfortunately not otherwise I might have been able make my fortune allowing me to retire early and chat shit all day on football forums.

Oh wait a minute 🤔😳

[Cambridge Red]

28 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I used to roll up a bit of sliced topside beef and put salt n vinegar square crisps in it. That was quite nice. 

Now you come to mention it. Sandwich made with buttered soft white bread. Spread one slice with raspberry jam and slice a banana on the other then stick it together, tastes great.

Need to buy some raspberry jam now as got the bananas and bread. See what you've started 🤣