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What era would you choose to live in.

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1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Wouldn't mind going way back to caveman times.Living in a cave, having a pet dinosaur and going on out on the sauce with my mate, Barney.

Happen I'd invent the wheel as well.

Still a few cavemen and cavewomen living today, Hanz min.

When me and my brother went on holiday to Playa de las Americas in Tenerife in 2019, we went on a boat trip up the coast to La Caleta to see the cave dwellers who live on that part of the island. The local guide said their main source of income is from selling pot they grow.  

I admire people who are self-sufficient and get on with their lives with the minimum of fuss. 

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10 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Jesus was real. That's something most historians agree upon. 
 

The shit the bible says he did, obviously wasn't real. However, Jesus Christ was indeed a man who existed, and had followers. 
 

I'd be interested to see it all first hand. 

Aye, Christo was just an early Paul Daniels

 

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10 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

If they hadn’t eaten for a few days they’d be so weak he’d easily rape them, you sick fuck. 

Fuck off. The bull mastiffs would each be provided with a bowl of human blood to slurp/drink in preparation for the dirty fucker being incarcerated soon thereafter.

Would they fuck be "so weak" after just a few days. On the contrary, they would be so aggressive at not having a meal for a few days, they would happily attack and eat the filthy vet alive, a bit like a pack of jackals attacking and devouring a hyena on a David Attenborough documentary.

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1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Ride a horse 

I wouldn't be able to afford a horse as I wouldn't be big in oil & gas.

Can't afford a horse now tbh.

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15 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Aye, Christo was just an early Paul Daniels

 

Im thinking that the parting of the sea and walking on water are more David Blaine style tricks? 

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15 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Fuck off. The bull mastiffs would each be provided with a bowl of human blood to slurp/drink in preparation for the dirty fucker being incarcerated soon thereafter.

Would they fuck be "so weak" after just a few days. On the contrary, they would be so aggressive at not having a meal for a few days, they would happily attack and eat the filthy vet alive, a bit like a pack of jackals attacking and devouring a hyena on a David Attenborough documentary.

Aye ok Dr Doolittle 

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36 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Jesus was real. That's something most historians agree upon. 
 

The shit the bible says he did, obviously wasn't real. However, Jesus Christ was indeed a man who existed, and had followers. 
 

I'd be interested to see it all first hand. 

The only Jesus that existed were Spanish fitba players and the young useless maintenance cunt in the TV series Benidorm.

How was this Jesus Christ in your mind 'born'?

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How the fuck has a thread about what time period you'd like to visit, resulted in us now knowing about a Floridian vet that molests dogs? 
 

This place min

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3 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

How the fuck has a thread about what time period you'd like to visit, resulted in us now knowing about a Floridian vet that molests dogs? 
 

This place min

It’s quite simple, massive indulgence in alcohol and narcotics  - the way it should be

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Betty would go to that period of classic Greece where all the men bummed each other 

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I'm with Ramandu, this current era (Covid apart) is pretty good for most of us relatively well off westerners. Not been a better time to be alive. Decent working conditions, affordable travel & most folk have a higher level of disposable income than the generation before them. 

Of all the times in the past I'd go back to 1945 and meet the man who single-handedly won the war for the allies, Dayts' grandad. 

Future I'd go forward to the day we become independent. 

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D-Day. 
 

in a blimp, high out of the way of danger.

im just watching 

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2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I'm with Ramandu, this current era (Covid apart) is pretty good for most of us relatively well off westerners. Not been a better time to be alive. Decent working conditions, affordable travel & most folk have a higher level of disposable income than the generation before them. 

Of all the times in the past I'd go back to 1945 and meet the man who single-handedly won the war for the allies, Dayts' grandad. 

Future I'd go forward to the day we become independent. 

Utter bollicks 80’s Aberdeen, everyone was making an absolute fucking fortune for doing next to fuck all from Oil and we were ripping not only the old firm but Europe to shreds on and off the pitch 

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4 minutes ago, Fridge said:

we were ripping not only the old firm but Europe to shreds on and off the pitch 

Lol

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1 hour ago, Roberto said:

The only Jesus that existed were Spanish fitba players and the young useless maintenance cunt in the TV series Benidorm.

How was this Jesus Christ in your mind 'born'?

Fuck me thought you were interested in history. There was a man, Jesus of Nazareth, who was real and who the stories of Jesus Christ were based on.

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22 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I'm with Ramandu, this current era (Covid apart) is pretty good for most of us relatively well off westerners. Not been a better time to be alive. Decent working conditions, affordable travel & most folk have a higher level of disposable income than the generation before them. 

Quit yir fucking moaning then.

 

I’d go Ancient Rome, maybe British India or the Wild West.

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6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Fuck me thought you were interested in history. There was a man, Jesus of Nazareth, who was real and who the stories of Jesus Christ were based on.

You're better than that, Moobs. 

 

Delete now before it gets embarrassing. 

 

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The 70s

Simpler times but still a decade of wonderment for a young loon going through primary school and the first year and a half of high school, watching men land on the moon (i don't subscribe to the fake theories). Long hot summers where we were out all day from the minute our breakfast was finished until as late as we could push things with our parents. Getting into music (Slade initially....then evolving into punk which as a 10 year old didn't really understand but knowing that parents hated it made it the coolest thing out). Seeing us win the league cup under MacLeod and then just knowing instinctively that Ferguson was going to make us special. The almost overnight change from finding girls boring into wanting into their kecks. Going from Butlins one year to the first foreign holiday the next and getting into the cockpit of the 'plane as it was called then and having the pilots explain what al the buttons, gauges and dials did. The Pink Panther Show immediately following Final Score on Saturdays.

And Aztec bars

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1 minute ago, Ten Caat said:

The 70s

Simpler times but still a decade of wonderment for a young loon going through primary school and the first year and a half of high school, watching men land on the moon (i don't subscribe to the fake theories). Long hot summers where we were out all day from the minute our breakfast was finished until as late as we could push things with our parents. Getting into music (Slade initially....then evolving into punk which as a 10 year old didn't really understand but knowing that parents hated it made it the coolest thing out). Seeing us win the league cup under MacLeod and then just knowing instinctively that Ferguson was going to make us special. The almost overnight change from finding girls boring into wanting into their kecks. Going from Butlins one year to the first foreign holiday the next and getting into the cockpit of the 'plane as it was called then and having the pilots explain what al the buttons, gauges and dials did. The Pink Panther Show immediately following Final Score on Saturdays.

And Aztec bars

The moon landings were (faked) in the 60's min 😄

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3 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

The 70s

Simpler times but still a decade of wonderment for a young loon going through primary school and the first year and a half of high school, watching men land on the moon (i don't subscribe to the fake theories). Long hot summers where we were out all day from the minute our breakfast was finished until as late as we could push things with our parents. Getting into music (Slade initially....then evolving into punk which as a 10 year old didn't really understand but knowing that parents hated it made it the coolest thing out). Seeing us win the league cup under MacLeod and then just knowing instinctively that Ferguson was going to make us special. The almost overnight change from finding girls boring into wanting into their kecks. Going from Butlins one year to the first foreign holiday the next and getting into the cockpit of the 'plane as it was called then and having the pilots explain what al the buttons, gauges and dials did. The Pink Panther Show immediately following Final Score on Saturdays.

And Aztec bars

Don't forget the pedo children's entertainers 

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3 minutes ago, NEM said:

The moon landings were (faked) in the 60's min 😄

The last moon landing (not faked) was in 72.....

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But in the 70s you'd be working in a factory and there'd be power cuts and shit. 

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35 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I'm with Ramandu, this current era (Covid apart) is pretty good for most of us relatively well off westerners. Not been a better time to be alive. Decent working conditions, affordable travel & most folk have a higher level of disposable income than the generation before them. 

Of all the times in the past I'd go back to 1945 and meet the man who single-handedly won the war for the allies, Dayts' grandad. 

Future I'd go forward to the day we become independent. 

Its wank, every cunt argues about absolutely everything, cant make poof jokes or complimentary pat a lady on the bottom. 

 

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I’d have liked to have seen Amadeus in its heyday. Was it shite? Must’ve been shite

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49 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I'm with Ramandu, this current era (Covid apart) is pretty good for most of us relatively well off westerners. Not been a better time to be alive. Decent working conditions, affordable travel & most folk have a higher level of disposable income than the generation before them. 

:cheers:

Also, Jesus existed, and did all the stuff written down.

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