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The Hat - P.I. (Private Investigators)

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6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

MAD had an incident with a brown genie leading to his hatred of coloureds. He was granted one wish. " Im sick of my small cock." said MAD " I no longer wish to look in the mirror and see me standing there with a small cock." 

So the brown Genie made him go blind.

Spot on, on two counts, Hanz loon. 😄

I'll leave you, and fellow hatters, to work out the one that's not quite right though. 

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1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Spot on, on two counts, Hanz loon. 😄

I'll leave you, and fellow hatters, to work out the one that's not quite right though. 

You’ve never met a genie. 

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-62314555

Mysterious Oz chap found dead on a beach 60 years ago has been identified. Silly article though, the mystery isn't solved at all. There's still no clarity on why he died, and no reason to say he wasn't a spy.

One for the antipodean branch of the hat to investigate.

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Couldna' hack their drugs or maybe pissed off a Saudi prince so could be the workin's of the religion of peace. 

Must have been fuckin' mingin' aifter a' that time in there, slowly rottin' awa' a' stinkin' maggoty piles o' slimey honkin' flesh.

Edited by Beachend Bootboy

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Poor girls. Sounds like their lived their lives in fear. Shite state of affairs. 

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Lesbians. Honour killing. Family involved.

(I'm just watching)

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2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Nae noo.

Your new here, aren't you?

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2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Unless you're a necrophiliac like Mr. Edward Bundy esq.

Loved Married With Children.

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2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

😆😆.

Good een min.👍

Peggy was a foxy lady.

Oh yeah.  She's firmly ensconced in the wank bank.

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33 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Oh yeah.  She's firmly ensconced in the wank bank.

Friday night TV was very educational back then.😉

(Married with Children, Eurothrash, and The James Whale Show.....what a time to be alive).

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Just now, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Friday night TV was very educational back then.😉

(Married with Children, Eurothrash, and The James Whale Show.....what a time to be alive).

Add to that the Hotel Metro and The Happy Valley and life was bliss.

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9 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Friday night TV was very educational back then.😉

(Married with Children, Eurothrash, and The James Whale Show.....what a time to be alive).

The Word

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44 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Add to that the Hotel Metro and The Happy Valley and life was bliss.

I am led to believe Hotel Metro was the Aberdeen equivalent of the Royal in the Broch.

(Happy and unhappy) memories of the Granny's ball. 🙄 Place has been closed down for more than 10 years noo. Good.

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1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I am led to believe Hotel Metro was the Aberdeen equivalent of the Royal in the Broch.

(Happy and unhappy) memories of the Granny's ball. 🙄 Place has been closed down for more than 10 years noo. Good.

Just two places to go and get yer hole pretty much guaranteed.  Metro slightly older crowd and merried wimmin quit often (had a few o' them back then).  Happy Valley just any auld/young trollop.

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2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Friday night TV was very educational back then.😉

(Married with Children, Eurothrash, and The James Whale Show.....what a time to be alive).

And The Hitman and Her to wrap things up.

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1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Just two places to go and get yer hole pretty much guaranteed.  Metro slightly older crowd and merried wimmin quit often (had a few o' them back then).  Happy Valley just any auld/young trollop.

Sounds like the Royal up oor way min. 

Same band playing (they were alright though), decor from the 1940s, and stale beer. 

Well worth the £3 entry fee.

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1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Sounds like the Royal up oor way min. 

Same band playing (they were alright though), decor from the 1940s, and stale beer. 

Well worth the £3 entry fee.

Aye, could be the same sort o' dives like.  Never had a night oot in the Broch.  The Blue Toon a few times back in the day but never the Broch.

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3 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Good shout, Mr. Perry.👍

Forgot about Terry Christian, Katie Puckrik and co.

Fuck them it was Amanda de Cadenet that I was tuning in for 

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38 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said:

Fuck them it was Amanda de Cadenet that I was tuning in for 

She was hot but Katie Puckrik was filth. 

Edit: Random fact A d C has a bairn wi John Taylor from Duran Duran called Atlanta Noo.

Edited by Betty Swallicks

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