Hagi's pubic hair Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 4 hours ago, shut up meg said: FnD bit on the side I bet she's a good shag though! Link to comment
BIG FAN Posted November 23, 2021 Author Share Posted November 23, 2021 It’s great reading all the replies especially when none relate to the football topic,I think you all must be related ,I posted a general topic in regards to fans how they can now affect a game and you lot cannot understand the basics of the topic.As long as your we gang are all happy it means I have made your Monday’s brighter only problem is how do you lot get passed Tuesday . Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 17 minutes ago, BIG FAN said: It’s great reading all the replies especially when none relate to the football topic,I think you all must be related ,I posted a general topic in regards to fans how they can now affect a game and you lot cannot understand the basics of the topic.As long as your we gang are all happy it means I have made your Monday’s brighter only problem is how do you lot get passed Tuesday . Fuck off, ya dog nonce 3 1 Link to comment
Hoofball Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 37 minutes ago, BIG FAN said: It’s great reading all the replies especially when none relate to the football topic,I think you all must be related ,I posted a general topic in regards to fans how they can now affect a game and you lot cannot understand the basics of the topic.As long as your we gang are all happy it means I have made your Monday’s brighter only problem is how do you lot get passed Tuesday . I get past Tuesday by vandalising old firm cakes. Have you ever vandalised an old firm cake? Link to comment
BIG FAN Posted November 23, 2021 Author Share Posted November 23, 2021 52 minutes ago, reekie_dock said: Fuck off, ya dog nonce i dont understand your humour or your pals ,can i join your we gang ,we could meet after school or does your mummy walk you home? Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 Do you have any sexy kids? Asking for @manboobs109 2 Link to comment
Hoofball Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, BIG FAN said: i dont understand your humour or your pals ,can i join your we gang ,we could meet after school or does your mummy walk you home? No chance, the minimum requirements are being able to spell the word “wee” as in little. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 3 hours ago, BIG FAN said: It’s great reading all the replies especially when none relate to the football topic,I think you all must be related ,I posted a general topic in regards to fans how they can now affect a game and you lot cannot understand the basics of the topic.As long as your we gang are all happy it means I have made your Monday’s brighter only problem is how do you lot get passed Tuesday . To get by my Tuesday I’ve dug up rickson and going to have an adults version of playing operation!, got my metal hoop attached on to my jump leads, excellent entertainment.are you a sock wanker or do you prefer tissues?.would you rather hump a gorgeous dead stunner, or a live scheme junkie rat bird that’s stinking?.are you a straight laced, lives with your mum pedo?. Link to comment
perthshirered Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 5 hours ago, BIG FAN said: It’s great reading all the replies especially when none relate to the football topic,I think you all must be related ,I posted a general topic in regards to fans how they can now affect a game and you lot cannot understand the basics of the topic.As long as your we gang are all happy it means I have made your Monday’s brighter only problem is how do you lot get passed Tuesday . I know the basics of the topic, you big beast. It contains nougat, hazelnuts and caramel, not to mention chocolate. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it. 3 Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 8 minutes ago, perthshirered said: I know the basics of the topic, you big beast. It contains nougat, hazelnuts and caramel, not to mention chocolate. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it. I've a project on the go to work out how many mice i can catch with a one snickers bar Five mice down and i still have three quarters of the choc bar left Mind you i'm sure the old marathon bar was much bigger size than snickers Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 1 minute ago, RedArmyFakshun said: I've a project on the go to work out how many mice i can catch with a one snickers bar Five mice down and i still have three quarters of the choc bar left Mind you i'm sure the old marathon bar was much bigger size than snickers How many of those mice do you think you could fit up your arse ? Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, reekie_dock said: How many of those mice do you think you could fit up your arse ? Ooft.. now that's a project for Neil Tennant Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 43 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said: Ooft.. now that's a project for Neil Tennant "Gerbilling" was rumoured to be quite a thing in the gay community about 20 years back. Although any time I saw it mentioned it was always a hamster that got used rather than a gerbil. Considering the objects I have seen or heard of that have been removed from inside folks' arses that got stuck (and ive seen the x ray evidence of a few)......a rodent was never one (and you'd imagine that the risk would be pretty high given that they supposedly went in alive and therefore capable of moving up the alimentary tract for some distance before they inevitably suffocated). But rodents do have seriously sharp teeth and claws and would easily do a lot of damage to the extremely fragile tissue of the anus and rectum, especially when trapped and desperately trying to escape from the horrific situation it would have found itself in. Again, no injuries came in that I know of that were caused as such. Apparently there was a video going round of a Yank stuffing a dead rat up his arse years back.......maybe this is where the myth started Link to comment
perthshirered Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 1 hour ago, RedArmyFakshun said: I've a project on the go to work out how many mice i can catch with a one snickers bar Five mice down and i still have three quarters of the choc bar left Mind you i'm sure the old marathon bar was much bigger size than snickers No rush, it's a marathon etc etc. Link to comment
perthshirered Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Ten Caat said: "Gerbilling" was rumoured to be quite a thing in the gay community about 20 years back. Although any time I saw it mentioned it was always a hamster that got used rather than a gerbil. Considering the objects I have seen or heard of that have been removed from inside folks' arses that got stuck (and ive seen the x ray evidence of a few)......a rodent was never one (and you'd imagine that the risk would be pretty high given that they supposedly went in alive and therefore capable of moving up the alimentary tract for some distance before they inevitably suffocated). But rodents do have seriously sharp teeth and claws and would easily do a lot of damage to the extremely fragile tissue of the anus and rectum, especially when trapped and desperately trying to escape from the horrific situation it would have found itself in. Again, no injuries came in that I know of that were caused as such. Apparently there was a video going round of a Yank stuffing a dead rat up his arse years back.......maybe this is where the myth started Do you think the hamster that Freddie Starr aye had been inside a man's ringpiece? That makes the act even worse. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 29 minutes ago, Ten Caat said: "Gerbilling" was rumoured to be quite a thing in the gay community about 20 years back. Although any time I saw it mentioned it was always a hamster that got used rather than a gerbil. Considering the objects I have seen or heard of that have been removed from inside folks' arses that got stuck (and ive seen the x ray evidence of a few)......a rodent was never one (and you'd imagine that the risk would be pretty high given that they supposedly went in alive and therefore capable of moving up the alimentary tract for some distance before they inevitably suffocated). But rodents do have seriously sharp teeth and claws and would easily do a lot of damage to the extremely fragile tissue of the anus and rectum, especially when trapped and desperately trying to escape from the horrific situation it would have found itself in. Again, no injuries came in that I know of that were caused as such. Apparently there was a video going round of a Yank stuffing a dead rat up his arse years back.......maybe this is where the myth started That's what puts me off tbh. 1 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 41 minutes ago, Ten Caat said: "Gerbilling" was rumoured to be quite a thing in the gay community about 20 years back. Although any time I saw it mentioned it was always a hamster that got used rather than a gerbil. Considering the objects I have seen or heard of that have been removed from inside folks' arses that got stuck (and ive seen the x ray evidence of a few)......a rodent was never one (and you'd imagine that the risk would be pretty high given that they supposedly went in alive and therefore capable of moving up the alimentary tract for some distance before they inevitably suffocated). But rodents do have seriously sharp teeth and claws and would easily do a lot of damage to the extremely fragile tissue of the anus and rectum, especially when trapped and desperately trying to escape from the horrific situation it would have found itself in. Again, no injuries came in that I know of that were caused as such. Apparently there was a video going round of a Yank stuffing a dead rat up his arse years back.......maybe this is where the myth started Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 Here @Ten Caat what's the most unusual thing that you have seen on Xray that has been placed up an arsehole? Or the biggest thing. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 And did you recognise that Poodler was the patient? Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 31 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: That's what puts me off tbh. You're doing it all wrong You start with a ribbed tube up the arse that the gerbils run around inside Sheesh, amateurs Link to comment
shut up meg Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: And did you recognise that Poodler was the patient? The minute he heard "fit like min, giggity" he knew who it was. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 38 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Here @Ten Caat what's the most unusual thing that you have seen on Xray that has been placed up an arsehole? Or the biggest thing. I saw an aubergine once from a party also remember a perf/ stoma formation from a fisting got a few others but maybe too specific for here Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 14 minutes ago, Poodler said: I saw an aubergine once from a party also remember a perf/ stoma formation from a fisting got a few others but maybe too specific for here So an aubergine is fairly common? Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Here @Ten Caat what's the most unusual thing that you have seen on Xray that has been placed up an arsehole? Or the biggest thing. A milk bottle (pint) Had to be removed under general anaesthetic EDIT.....the guy who put it up himself claimed he did so as he was trying to stretch his piles...... Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 15 minutes ago, Ten Caat said: A milk bottle (pint) Had to be removed under general anaesthetic EDIT.....the guy who put it up himself claimed he did so as he was trying to stretch his piles...... There must be a point where you just know it's not going to budge and you're going to have to go to A&E. That must be a overwhelming realisation. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: There must be a point where you just know it's not going to budge and you're going to have to go to A&E. That must be a overwhelming realisation. You are clearly very interested in this subject. Some might say too interested. Bum fiddler. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 Just now, Reed or deed said: You are clearly very interested in this subject. Some might say too interested. Bum fiddler. I'm interested in all odd stories such as the one TC told. We're all humans at the end of the day. That milk bottle up the bum actually happened to a fellow human. I'd love to hear his story from beginning to end. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 What if it is, in fact, all right? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 I was also wondering when he left the hospital was he thinking " Never again!" or " Maybe I"ll go for something a bit smaller next time" Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: I'm interested in all odd stories such as the one TC told. We're all humans at the end of the day. That milk bottle up the bum actually happened to a fellow human. I'd love to hear his story from beginning to end. I bet you would. And you’d want to use the milk on your frosties as well. Link to comment
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