Its all wrong .

[Reed or deed 861]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I'm interested in all odd stories such as the one TC told. We're all humans at the end of the day. That milk bottle up the bum actually happened to a fellow human. I'd love to hear his story from beginning to end. 

I bet you would.

And you’d want to use the milk on your frosties as well.

[Sooper-hanz 2,080]

1 minute ago, Reed or deed said:

I bet you would.

And you’d want to use the milk on your frosties as well.

Do you think the bottle was full? When I imagine it the bottle is empty. 

[Reed or deed 861]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do you think the bottle was full? When I imagine it the bottle is empty. 

Full and in the process of making cheese with vigorous twerking.

[Sooper-hanz 2,080]

2 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Full and in the process of making cheese with vigorous twerking.

@Ten Caat Can you confirm if this milk bottle was full or empty ?

[Hoofball 94]

38 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I was also wondering when he left the hospital was he thinking " Never again!" or " Maybe I"ll go for something a bit smaller next time"

They may well have told him the procedure of how they would remove said milk bottle so he knew what to do next time he got one jammed up his arse

[1903Fitba 1,078]

I used to know a boy who said he fisted one of the Venga boys (bloke on bloke) 

Got arrested for assaulting some bloke pumping his boyfriend for crack cocaine. 

Always high as a kite. Strikes me as someone who Poodler would knock about with.
 

[Poodler 3,164]

Sounds like a ledge tbf 

[muttonhumper 1,841]

16 hours ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

Ooft.. now that's a project for Neil Tennant

A friend of mine who manages superyachts told of the occasion the Pet Shop Boys chartered from her.

They took half a dozen teenage boys with them.

They left faeces and all manner of bodily fluids on bedsheets and carpets.

The crew said it was their worst job(by) they had undertaken.

It was apparently a disgusting, nauseating experience for all on board catering for them.

Black (brown) balled from hiring from them again, but apparently they just go around all charter companies available, just moving on to the next one...

[Poodler 3,164]

1 hour ago, muttonhumper said:

A friend of mine who manages superyachts told of the occasion the Pet Shop Boys chartered from her.

They took half a dozen teenage boys with them.

They left faeces and all manner of bodily fluids on bedsheets and carpets.

The crew said it was their worst job(by) they had undertaken.

It was apparently a disgusting, nauseating experience for all on board catering for them.

Black (brown) balled from hiring from them again, but apparently they just go around all charter companies available, just moving on to the next one...

Hahaha

imagine the clean up after a prime Motley Crue

 

PSB  

[dazzy_deff 1,119]

1 hour ago, muttonhumper said:

A friend of mine who manages superyachts told of the occasion the Pet Shop Boys chartered from her.

They took half a dozen teenage boys with them.

They left faeces and all manner of bodily fluids on bedsheets and carpets.

The crew said it was their worst job(by) they had undertaken.

It was apparently a disgusting, nauseating experience for all on board catering for them.

Black (brown) balled from hiring from them again, but apparently they just go around all charter companies available, just moving on to the next one...

It's a sin.

[Chewie37 932]

19 hours ago, 1903Fitba said:

I used to know a boy who said he fisted one of the Venga boys (bloke on bloke) 

Got arrested for assaulting some bloke pumping his boyfriend for crack cocaine. 

Always high as a kite. Strikes me as someone who Poodler would knock about with.
 

Did you used to see this guy in the mirror?

[1903Fitba 1,078]

12 minutes ago, Chewie37 said:

Did you used to see this guy in the mirror?

More of a Daily Mail bloke I’d have thought. 

[Kilgore Trout 123]

20 hours ago, 1903Fitba said:

I used to know a boy who said he fisted one of the Venga boys (bloke on bloke) 

Got arrested for assaulting some bloke pumping his boyfriend for crack cocaine. 

Always high as a kite. Strikes me as someone who Poodler would knock about with.
 

I am prepared to pay this man a lot of money to pay a visit to my friend RJ . Tell him no lubricant required