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Things what you haven’t done (yet)

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1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Fucked Susannah Reid while fingering the queen

Necrophilliac (allegedly) 

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28 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Had a poached egg

Been on Tindr

Tasted Buckfast 

Nae just post on the original thread?

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15 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Nae just post on the original thread?

I did have a feeling there was an original thread, Mobz but I wondered if it was ‘ films you had never watched’ or similar . 

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47 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I did have a feeling there was an original thread, Mobz but I wondered if it was ‘ films you had never watched’ or similar . 

It was things you haven’t done that most folk have 

you mentioned the poached egg in that one too (the MRI must have damaged your brain)

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11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

It was things you haven’t done that most folk have 

you mentioned the poached egg in that one too (the MRI must have damaged your brain)

Think Ive headed too many footballs, matey.😂

 

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Things I haven't done... yet.

* Rag-dolled Vorders

 

 

 

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Until very recently I'd never watched a Bond film. Watched one and it was shit. I'd always thought they were fun romps but the cunt's pus was tripping him all the way through. 3/10 no tits.

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Oh... never stalked anyone... none of you are THAT fucking interesting.

What's it like stalking other posters, stalkers?

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10 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

You cant assume gender these days. 

Sexist as fuck to never pan a bird's face in, if we're being honest.

Never hitting a woman is suggesting they're too weak to take a punch.

Real feminists knock fuck out of them.

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5 hours ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Started a business on my lunch break.

Jealousy takes many forms.

Its going quite well thanks. Small profit already.

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10 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Jealousy takes many forms.

Its going quite well thanks. Small profit already.

That’s great, no cunt asked.

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2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

 

59-AB8-A16-2636-4-B1-C-8-C59-6-F7-D0-BC7

You may have got the fish you were angling for skipper, but there is still no hiding your absolutely shite boat.

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