Sooper-hanz Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Had a poached egg Been on Tindr Tasted Buckfast Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 19 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Had a poached egg Been on Tindr Tasted Buckfast Sounds like a great Friday night Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 I don’t do those things every Friday night. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Fucked Susannah Reid while fingering the queen Link to comment
NEM Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said: Fucked Susannah Reid while fingering the queen Necrophilliac (allegedly) Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Fucked Susannah Reid while fingering the queen GBN Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 15 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Nae just post on the original thread? I did have a feeling there was an original thread, Mobz but I wondered if it was ‘ films you had never watched’ or similar . Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Driven a fiat 500 to Brighton 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: It was things you haven’t done that most folk have you mentioned the poached egg in that one too (the MRI must have damaged your brain) Think Ive headed too many footballs, matey.? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Things I haven't done... yet. * Rag-dolled Vorders Link to comment
shut up meg Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Poodler said: Driven a fiat 500 to Brighton Passenger? 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Until very recently I'd never watched a Bond film. Watched one and it was shit. I'd always thought they were fun romps but the cunt's pus was tripping him all the way through. 3/10 no tits. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 I've never shat myself and fell asleep at 7.30pm in Groningen. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Poodler said: Driven a fiat 500 to Brighton But you have driven a Fiat 500 and go short breaks to Brighton Nursey. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_test Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Started a business on my lunch break. 2 Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 I’ve never hit a woman. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Oh... never stalked anyone... none of you are THAT fucking interesting. What's it like stalking other posters, stalkers? Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Reed or deed said: I’ve never hit a woman. You cant assume gender these days. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 10 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: You cant assume gender these days. Sexist as fuck to never pan a bird's face in, if we're being honest. Never hitting a woman is suggesting they're too weak to take a punch. Real feminists knock fuck out of them. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 5 hours ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: Started a business on my lunch break. Jealousy takes many forms. Its going quite well thanks. Small profit already. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 10 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Jealousy takes many forms. Its going quite well thanks. Small profit already. That’s great, no cunt asked. Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: That’s great, no cunt asked. No one ever does. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 55 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: That’s great, no cunt asked. 50 minutes ago, Parklife said: No one ever does. 5 Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 16 hours ago, cheesepipes said: You cant assume gender these days. Fucking mental that innit Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: You may have got the fish you were angling for skipper, but there is still no hiding your absolutely shite boat. 1 Link to comment
Ramandu Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 27 minutes ago, Reed or deed said: You may have got the fish you were angling for skipper, but there is still no hiding your absolutely shite boat. ? Was just about to comment on that, it looks like a bath. Link to comment
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