AFChat Awards 2021

[Henry]

Yes, it's that time of year again. Once you've opened up your advent calendar on the first of December, thoughts inevitably return to the great festive tradition that is the Hat Awards.

I'll tally up the votes and announce the winners sometime on Weds 15th December.

This year's categories are:

Best Poster:

Funniest Poster:

Lifetime Achievement Award:

Best Thread:

Best Rivalry:

Must Do Better Award:

Moment of the Year:

Most Negative Poster Award:

Best Newcomer:

 

As usual, the user suggested awards are normally the best part of this thread, but these won't be counted as I can't be fucked.

Best of luck to all for the 2021 awards. 

Couple of issues to note:

You don't have to vote in every category

Confirmed previous winners of the Lifetime Achievement are as follows - 

Roberto

Stoney

Dynamo

Boofon

Harcus

Kelt

MT

Bluto

Sooper-Hanz

[Redforever86]

Best Poster: Consi

Funniest Poster:

Lifetime Achievement Award: Mobby

Best Thread:

Best Rivalry:

Must Do Better Award:

Moment of the Year:

Most Negative Poster Award: 

Best Newcomer: Fridge

[Fridge]

41 minutes ago, Henry said:

Yes, it's that time of year again. Once you've opened up your advent calendar on the first of December, thoughts inevitably return to the great festive tradition that is the Hat Awards.

I'll tally up the votes and announce the winners sometime on Weds 15th December.

This year's categories are:

Best Poster:

Funniest Poster:

Lifetime Achievement Award:

Best Thread:

Best Rivalry:

Must Do Better Award:

Moment of the Year:

Most Negative Poster Award:

Best Newcomer:

 

As usual, the user suggested awards are normally the best part of this thread, but these won't be counted as I can't be fucked.

Best of luck to all for the 2021 awards. 

Couple of issues to note:

You don't have to vote in every category

Confirmed previous winners of the Lifetime Achievement are as follows - 

Roberto

Stoney

Dynamo

Boofon

Harcus

Kelt

MT

Bluto

Sooper-Hanz

Hang on where’s my biggest glue pot award?

[Parklife]

17 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Hang on where’s my biggest glue pot award?

Ben Shepard said it got beaten to death. 

[Fridge]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Is alternate awards going to be a different thread ?  I had an idea for categories of

‘ Which poster has the toughest mate?”

” worst dressed poster” 

“ best alcoholic “
 

 

 

Most likely person on here to get arrested or incarcerated for mental health issues

 

[manboobs109]

28 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Ben Shepard said it got beaten to death. 

Worst #bantz of the year

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, Henry said:

Yes, it's that time of year again. Once you've opened up your advent calendar on the first of December, thoughts inevitably return to the great festive tradition that is the Hat Awards.

I'll tally up the votes and announce the winners sometime on Weds 15th December.

This year's categories are:

Best Poster: Fridge

Funniest Poster: Pipes

Lifetime Achievement Award: Buzzard

Best Thread: Walter smith deed

Best Rivalry: Everyone v canada

Must Do Better Award: Betty 

Moment of the Year: Hat making national media 

Most Negative Poster Award: Red Richard

Best Newcomer: Fridge

 

 

[Parklife]

Best Poster: The buzzard

Funniest Poster: Henry 

Lifetime Achievement Award: Bad Mobby 

Best Thread: Choi's for Denner 

Best Rivalry:  MAD vs Multiculturalism

Must Do Better Award: Brian from Perth 

Moment of the Year: Rocket trying to weasel out of paying Hanz £100. Hilarious  

Most Negative Poster Award: fine n dandy 

Best Newcomer: Consi (only noticed him posting this year) 

[BrianFaePerth]

9 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

Best Poster: The buzzard

Funniest Poster: Henry 

Lifetime Achievement Award: Bad Mobby 

Best Thread: Choi's for Denner 

Best Rivalry: TBC 

Must Do Better Award: Brian from Perth 

Moment of the Year: TBC 

Most Negative Poster Award: fine n dandy 

Best Newcomer: Consi (only noticed him posting this year) 

Cheers Parky. A must do better from you is equal to a poster of the year from right thinking people.

Pity there’s so few of them here.

[jamiesd]

Best Poster: Roberto

Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes

Lifetime Achievement Award: BadMobby

Best Thread: Aberdeen sack Derek Mcinnes

Best Rivalry: Parklife /Manboobs

Must Do Better Award: 

Moment of the Year: Any of Rockets rants 

Most Negative Poster Award: 

Best Newcomer: Fridge

 

[Zeus]

Best Poster: Fridge

 

Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes

 

Lifetime Achievement Award: Henry 

 

Best Thread: Choi's For Denner

 

Best Rivalry: Reebit vs the Yon Takeaway Boy 

 

Must Do Better Award: Torry Tosser (too much references to Talksport) 

 

Moment of the Year:  Pakora revelations 

 

Most Negative Poster Award: Fine n Dandy 

 

Best Newcomer: Jack Gurr

 

 

[Guest]

Best Poster: Ke1t

Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes

Lifetime Achievement Award: BadMobby

Best Thread: What you drinking today? (mizers) 

Best Rivalry: Parklife /Manboobs

Must Do Better Award: Torry Tosser

Moment of the Year: NEM claiming vax altered DNA 

Most Negative Poster Award: Fine n Dandy

Best Newcomer: Fridge

[Poodler]

Choi’s, fuck, that surely is the thread of the year!!

[NEM]

8 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

 

Best Poster: Ke1t

Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes

Lifetime Achievement Award: BadMobby

Best Thread: What you drinking today? (mizers) 

Best Rivalry: Parklife /Manboobs

Must Do Better Award: Torry Tosser

Moment of the Year: NEM claiming vax altered DNA 

Most Negative Poster Award: Fine n Dandy

Best Newcomer: Fridge

That was last year you thick cunt ?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Best Poster: NEM/Manboobs

Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes

Lifetime Achievement Award: Dom Sullivan

Best Thread: Coronavirus

Best Rivalry: Parklife, ConsiCanBoogie1903 & Redforever86 v Every Other Poster

Must Do Better Award: Redforever86

Moment of the Year: Captain Caveman's Return 

Most Negative Poster Award: Parklife

Best Newcomer: jamesd

 

[manboobs109]

22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Best Poster: Consi ( a complex character)

Funniest Poster: Henry ( a dry sense of humour that appeals to me ). Most cunts on here make me laugh tbh. Mentions to pipes, Mobz, Moobz, kelt, Dayts, Roberto . Loads.

Lifetime Achievement Award: Mobz ( should have had it before I did ) . Honourable mention to Parkie as well. 

Best Thread: Euro sweepstake. Everyone a winner ?

Best Rivalry:  Anyone bickering on the football forum. Gets nasty at times. 

Must Do Better Award: Parkie has to get that pub built ?

Moment of the Year: Rozzers pathetic attempt at trying to avoid paying me for a £100 bet. Prick.

Most Negative Poster Award: eh like him as a chap but ol’ Moobz is naturally pessimistic so he gets it. ?

Best Newcomer: Fridge

One man's pessimist is another man's realist.

[Henry]

Best Poster: The Buzzard. This award would surely be the highlight of the year for our man at Holyrood.

Funniest Poster: I'm returning to old favourite cheesepipes

Lifetime Achievement Award: BrianFraePerth. To log on faithfully every day despite near universal disdain takes some doing

Best Thread: Choi's, ah seys, Choi's!

Best Rivalry: Consi vs NEM. Consi has shown a remarkable dedication to arguing this year.

Must Do Better Award: Bluto. His contributions in the drinking thread aren't even worth reading any more. Name of a random beer, capital S, followed by #now. Dreary.

Moment of the Year: Got to be Bluto bragging about the eight bottles of beer he drank one night.

Most Negative Poster Award: Westhill Wanderers. Painfully repetitive reading about he predicted the Glass shitshow. 

Best Newcomer: huncunts, just for the name.

[Redforever86]

7 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Best Poster: NEM/Manboobs

Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes

Lifetime Achievement Award: Dom Sullivan

Best Thread: Coronavirus

Best Rivalry: Parklife, ConsiCanBoogie1903 & Redforever86 v Every Other Poster

Must Do Better Award: Redforever86

Moment of the Year: Captain Caveman's Return 

Most Negative Poster Award: Parklife

Best Newcomer: jamesd

 

Claimed ?

[Guest]

29 minutes ago, NEM said:

That was last year you thick cunt ?

Amazing how easy

 

Edit; 

 

Admitted you said it tho. 

[styrofoamplates]

Best Poster: Parklife

Funniest Poster: Sooper-Hanz

Lifetime Achievement Award: Parklife

Best Thread: The Cryptos

Best Rivalry: Consi v anyone when he's had a few

Must Do Better Award: N/A

Moment of the Year: Pakoragate 

Most Negative Poster Award: Westhill Wanderers

Best Newcomer: Fridge

[NEM]

44 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Amazing how easy

 

Edit; 

 

Admitted you said it tho. 

I've never denied saying it - context dafty

[NEM]

4 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Drugs are bad.

Heinekkens going down or that the vax kicking in?  ?

[NEM]

Just now, Roberto said:

It's altered my DNA...

For the better hopefully - you might stop posting so much pish....

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

27 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Drugs are bad.

They can work now and again, depending on the scenario??

[Reed or deed]

Best Poster: Kelt

Funniest Poster: Dad

Lifetime Achievement Award: Brian fae Perth

Best Thread:What you drinking today

Best Rivalry: Manboobs v Parklife

Must Do Better Award: Parklife 

Moment of the Year: 

Most Negative Poster Award: Westhill Wanderers

Best Newcomer: 

[Ramandu]

Best Poster: Manboobs

Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes

Lifetime Achievement Award: Brian fae Perth

Best Thread:

Best Rivalry: Consi windmilling at all comers

Must Do Better Award: MT - used to be king of this place

Moment of the Year: Rocket banned for being a rocket.

Most Negative Poster Award: Westhill

Best Newcomer: Consi (the return of)

[Quagmire]

Has the Hat went Woke dropping the Biggest Gluepot award?

[Dons79]

Best poster> KELT

funniest poster>cheesepipes

lifetime achievement award>bad mobby

best thread>Choi’s for denner

best rivalry>consi vs everybody

must do better award>frankie has been posted missing this year

moment of the year>rockets meltdown

most negative poster of the year>shoofta

best newcomer>dad after his hiatus (huff)

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, Ramandu said:

Best Poster: Manboobs

Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes

Lifetime Achievement Award: Brian fae Perth

Best Thread:

Best Rivalry: Consi windmilling at all comers

Must Do Better Award: MT - used to be king of this place

Moment of the Year: Rocket banned for being a rocket.

Most Negative Poster Award: Westhill

Best Newcomer: Consi (the return of)

Here we go. 2 votes in already. I've got 4 I know I can bank on so it looks like POTY in the bag AGAIN.

[Ke1t]

I usually don't participate in popularity contests, since I think you're all* just terrific. 

 

Best Poster: Roberto (No, YOU Are ?? )

Funniest Poster: Mobby

Lifetime Achievement Award: Poddles

Best Thread: Mobby's 2013 Thread, Have You Ever Killed An Animal Before. 

Best Rivalry: Parky vs Every Other Cunt On The Site

Must Do Better Award: Every Other Cunt On The Site

Moment of the Year: Dave Cormack's Public Mental Breakdown. "HUN CUNTS LIKE YOU, KENNY!" Te-rrific. 

Most Negative Poster Award: Probably One Of The Cunts I Have Blocked

Best Newcomer: None Have Caught The Eye. Must Do Better, Nubs. 

Best Non-Don: Grays Baby Lion. 

 

 

* with a couple of obvious exceptions, who are just dreadful, dreadful human beings.