Henry Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Yes, it's that time of year again. Once you've opened up your advent calendar on the first of December, thoughts inevitably return to the great festive tradition that is the Hat Awards. I'll tally up the votes and announce the winners sometime on Weds 15th December. This year's categories are: Best Poster: Funniest Poster: Lifetime Achievement Award: Best Thread: Best Rivalry: Must Do Better Award: Moment of the Year: Most Negative Poster Award: Best Newcomer: As usual, the user suggested awards are normally the best part of this thread, but these won't be counted as I can't be fucked. Best of luck to all for the 2021 awards. Couple of issues to note: You don't have to vote in every category Confirmed previous winners of the Lifetime Achievement are as follows - Roberto Stoney Dynamo Boofon Harcus Kelt MT Bluto Sooper-Hanz Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Best Poster: Consi Funniest Poster: Lifetime Achievement Award: Mobby Best Thread: Best Rivalry: Must Do Better Award: Moment of the Year: Most Negative Poster Award: Best Newcomer: Fridge Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 41 minutes ago, Henry said: Yes, it's that time of year again. Once you've opened up your advent calendar on the first of December, thoughts inevitably return to the great festive tradition that is the Hat Awards. I'll tally up the votes and announce the winners sometime on Weds 15th December. This year's categories are: Best Poster: Funniest Poster: Lifetime Achievement Award: Best Thread: Best Rivalry: Must Do Better Award: Moment of the Year: Most Negative Poster Award: Best Newcomer: As usual, the user suggested awards are normally the best part of this thread, but these won't be counted as I can't be fucked. Best of luck to all for the 2021 awards. Couple of issues to note: You don't have to vote in every category Confirmed previous winners of the Lifetime Achievement are as follows - Roberto Stoney Dynamo Boofon Harcus Kelt MT Bluto Sooper-Hanz Hang on where’s my biggest glue pot award? Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 17 minutes ago, Fridge said: Hang on where’s my biggest glue pot award? Ben Shepard said it got beaten to death. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Is alternate awards going to be a different thread ? I had an idea for categories of ‘ Which poster has the toughest mate?” ” worst dressed poster” “ best alcoholic “ Most likely person on here to get arrested or incarcerated for mental health issues Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 28 minutes ago, Parklife said: Ben Shepard said it got beaten to death. Worst #bantz of the year Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Henry said: Yes, it's that time of year again. Once you've opened up your advent calendar on the first of December, thoughts inevitably return to the great festive tradition that is the Hat Awards. I'll tally up the votes and announce the winners sometime on Weds 15th December. This year's categories are: Best Poster: Fridge Funniest Poster: Pipes Lifetime Achievement Award: Buzzard Best Thread: Walter smith deed Best Rivalry: Everyone v canada Must Do Better Award: Betty Moment of the Year: Hat making national media Most Negative Poster Award: Red Richard Best Newcomer: Fridge Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Best Poster: The buzzard Funniest Poster: Henry Lifetime Achievement Award: Bad Mobby Best Thread: Choi's for Denner Best Rivalry: MAD vs Multiculturalism Must Do Better Award: Brian from Perth Moment of the Year: Rocket trying to weasel out of paying Hanz £100. Hilarious Most Negative Poster Award: fine n dandy Best Newcomer: Consi (only noticed him posting this year) Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 9 minutes ago, Parklife said: Best Poster: The buzzard Funniest Poster: Henry Lifetime Achievement Award: Bad Mobby Best Thread: Choi's for Denner Best Rivalry: TBC Must Do Better Award: Brian from Perth Moment of the Year: TBC Most Negative Poster Award: fine n dandy Best Newcomer: Consi (only noticed him posting this year) Cheers Parky. A must do better from you is equal to a poster of the year from right thinking people. Pity there’s so few of them here. Link to comment
jamiesd Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Best Poster: Roberto Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes Lifetime Achievement Award: BadMobby Best Thread: Aberdeen sack Derek Mcinnes Best Rivalry: Parklife /Manboobs Must Do Better Award: Moment of the Year: Any of Rockets rants Most Negative Poster Award: Best Newcomer: Fridge Link to comment
Zeus Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Best Poster: Fridge Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes Lifetime Achievement Award: Henry Best Thread: Choi's For Denner Best Rivalry: Reebit vs the Yon Takeaway Boy Must Do Better Award: Torry Tosser (too much references to Talksport) Moment of the Year: Pakora revelations Most Negative Poster Award: Fine n Dandy Best Newcomer: Jack Gurr Link to comment
Guest Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Best Poster: Ke1t Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes Lifetime Achievement Award: BadMobby Best Thread: What you drinking today? (mizers) Best Rivalry: Parklife /Manboobs Must Do Better Award: Torry Tosser Moment of the Year: NEM claiming vax altered DNA Most Negative Poster Award: Fine n Dandy Best Newcomer: Fridge Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Choi’s, fuck, that surely is the thread of the year!! Link to comment
NEM Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 8 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Best Poster: Ke1t Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes Lifetime Achievement Award: BadMobby Best Thread: What you drinking today? (mizers) Best Rivalry: Parklife /Manboobs Must Do Better Award: Torry Tosser Moment of the Year: NEM claiming vax altered DNA Most Negative Poster Award: Fine n Dandy Best Newcomer: Fridge That was last year you thick cunt ? 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Best Poster: NEM/Manboobs Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes Lifetime Achievement Award: Dom Sullivan Best Thread: Coronavirus Best Rivalry: Parklife, ConsiCanBoogie1903 & Redforever86 v Every Other Poster Must Do Better Award: Redforever86 Moment of the Year: Captain Caveman's Return Most Negative Poster Award: Parklife Best Newcomer: jamesd Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Best Poster: Consi ( a complex character) Funniest Poster: Henry ( a dry sense of humour that appeals to me ). Most cunts on here make me laugh tbh. Mentions to pipes, Mobz, Moobz, kelt, Dayts, Roberto . Loads. Lifetime Achievement Award: Mobz ( should have had it before I did ) . Honourable mention to Parkie as well. Best Thread: Euro sweepstake. Everyone a winner ? Best Rivalry: Anyone bickering on the football forum. Gets nasty at times. Must Do Better Award: Parkie has to get that pub built ? Moment of the Year: Rozzers pathetic attempt at trying to avoid paying me for a £100 bet. Prick. Most Negative Poster Award: eh like him as a chap but ol’ Moobz is naturally pessimistic so he gets it. ? Best Newcomer: Fridge One man's pessimist is another man's realist. Link to comment
Henry Posted December 1, 2021 Author Share Posted December 1, 2021 Best Poster: The Buzzard. This award would surely be the highlight of the year for our man at Holyrood. Funniest Poster: I'm returning to old favourite cheesepipes Lifetime Achievement Award: BrianFraePerth. To log on faithfully every day despite near universal disdain takes some doing Best Thread: Choi's, ah seys, Choi's! Best Rivalry: Consi vs NEM. Consi has shown a remarkable dedication to arguing this year. Must Do Better Award: Bluto. His contributions in the drinking thread aren't even worth reading any more. Name of a random beer, capital S, followed by #now. Dreary. Moment of the Year: Got to be Bluto bragging about the eight bottles of beer he drank one night. Most Negative Poster Award: Westhill Wanderers. Painfully repetitive reading about he predicted the Glass shitshow. Best Newcomer: huncunts, just for the name. 1 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 7 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Best Poster: NEM/Manboobs Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes Lifetime Achievement Award: Dom Sullivan Best Thread: Coronavirus Best Rivalry: Parklife, ConsiCanBoogie1903 & Redforever86 v Every Other Poster Must Do Better Award: Redforever86 Moment of the Year: Captain Caveman's Return Most Negative Poster Award: Parklife Best Newcomer: jamesd Claimed ? Link to comment
Guest Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 29 minutes ago, NEM said: That was last year you thick cunt ? Amazing how easy Edit; Admitted you said it tho. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Best Poster: Parklife Funniest Poster: Sooper-Hanz Lifetime Achievement Award: Parklife Best Thread: The Cryptos Best Rivalry: Consi v anyone when he's had a few Must Do Better Award: N/A Moment of the Year: Pakoragate Most Negative Poster Award: Westhill Wanderers Best Newcomer: Fridge Link to comment
NEM Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 44 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Amazing how easy Edit; Admitted you said it tho. I've never denied saying it - context dafty Link to comment
NEM Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, Roberto said: Drugs are bad. Heinekkens going down or that the vax kicking in? ? Link to comment
NEM Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Just now, Roberto said: It's altered my DNA... For the better hopefully - you might stop posting so much pish.... Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 27 minutes ago, Roberto said: Drugs are bad. They can work now and again, depending on the scenario?? Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Best Poster: Kelt Funniest Poster: Dad Lifetime Achievement Award: Brian fae Perth Best Thread:What you drinking today Best Rivalry: Manboobs v Parklife Must Do Better Award: Parklife Moment of the Year: Most Negative Poster Award: Westhill Wanderers Best Newcomer: Link to comment
Ramandu Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Best Poster: Manboobs Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes Lifetime Achievement Award: Brian fae Perth Best Thread: Best Rivalry: Consi windmilling at all comers Must Do Better Award: MT - used to be king of this place Moment of the Year: Rocket banned for being a rocket. Most Negative Poster Award: Westhill Best Newcomer: Consi (the return of) Link to comment
Quagmire Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Has the Hat went Woke dropping the Biggest Gluepot award? Link to comment
Dons79 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Best poster> KELT funniest poster>cheesepipes lifetime achievement award>bad mobby best thread>Choi’s for denner best rivalry>consi vs everybody must do better award>frankie has been posted missing this year moment of the year>rockets meltdown most negative poster of the year>shoofta best newcomer>dad after his hiatus (huff) Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Ramandu said: Best Poster: Manboobs Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes Lifetime Achievement Award: Brian fae Perth Best Thread: Best Rivalry: Consi windmilling at all comers Must Do Better Award: MT - used to be king of this place Moment of the Year: Rocket banned for being a rocket. Most Negative Poster Award: Westhill Best Newcomer: Consi (the return of) Here we go. 2 votes in already. I've got 4 I know I can bank on so it looks like POTY in the bag AGAIN. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 I usually don't participate in popularity contests, since I think you're all* just terrific. Best Poster: Roberto (No, YOU Are ?? ) Funniest Poster: Mobby Lifetime Achievement Award: Poddles Best Thread: Mobby's 2013 Thread, Have You Ever Killed An Animal Before. Best Rivalry: Parky vs Every Other Cunt On The Site Must Do Better Award: Every Other Cunt On The Site Moment of the Year: Dave Cormack's Public Mental Breakdown. "HUN CUNTS LIKE YOU, KENNY!" Te-rrific. Most Negative Poster Award: Probably One Of The Cunts I Have Blocked Best Newcomer: None Have Caught The Eye. Must Do Better, Nubs. Best Non-Don: Grays Baby Lion. * with a couple of obvious exceptions, who are just dreadful, dreadful human beings. Link to comment
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