Golf threads

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, Reed or deed said:

Not really. 
 

The way you said it implied that all clubs are like that, or that was the crack in general.

When it absolutely isn’t. 

It was a factual observation of a golf club ive been to with members in an attempt to get a pint which i couldnt cos i didnt comply to the dress-code. Wankers

I didn't imply anything. 

Your aggro defensiveness is only highlighting the arshehole golfer attitude we are talking about. 
 

 

 

 

[Henry]

8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Big snooty cunts

 

8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

wee poofy gloves

GBN and DA

[manboobs109]

The game itself looks alright, if a bit time consuming. The clothes etc not so much. Reduce it to 10 holes, reduce the length of them(100 yards or so max) and cut out all the daft shoes etc and I'd maybe give it a go.

[Bluto10]

8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Big snooty cunts comparing wee poofy gloves is hardly "rockin' ".

what if they are life changing ones?

 

GLOLF

[Quagmire]

22 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

The game itself looks alright, if a bit time consuming. The clothes etc not so much. Reduce it to 10 holes, reduce the length of them(100 yards or so max) and cut out all the daft shoes etc and I'd maybe give it a go.

Nah that’s half the problem in Scotland for golf, too many wankers trying to zoom round then fuck straight off in the motors afterwards. Add in beer stops, girl caddy’s and try and improve the weather a little bit and you’ve got yourself a day out on the piss. Unfortunately I took things too far last time I played and lost my golf clubs so I’m semi retired at the minute. 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Quagmire said:

Nah that’s half the problem in Scotland for golf, too many wankers trying to zoom round then fuck straight off in the motors afterwards. Add in beer stops, girl caddy’s and try and improve the weather a little bit and you’ve got yourself a day out on the piss. Unfortunately I took things too far last time I played and lost my golf clubs so I’m semi retired at the minute. 

Like I say I like the look of the game itself. There's a club right at the bottom of my street as well.

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Like I say I like the look of the game itself. There's a club right at the bottom of my street as well.

You should give it a go. A nice walk, chat with your mates, few beers. A great way to spend an afternoon. 

[Reed or deed]

14 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

You weren't bothered about spreading covid? So selfish.

They have an outdoor area.

Perfect in summer.

[Reed or deed]

5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He is one angry little dweeb.

Ooft.

You’re the big shot that started mouthing about golfers.

Prick

[Reed or deed]

Couple of whoppers on the line here.

Cod end is fillin up here 

[Arabian Knight]

vice makkin a few waves wi thir baws n brollies..thir gloves ir a tae bad innaw

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

vice makkin a few waves wi thir baws n brollies..thir gloves ir a tae bad innaw

A pair of marigolds would work fine probably.

[Hoofball]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

G O L F

 

G O L

 

 

L O L

I’d have went with 

 

GOLF

 

GOL

 

OL

 

LOL

[Reed or deed]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You’re the whopper being caught here,getting all angry sticking up for ‘golf’.?

No, not angry.

Just can’t be done with arseholes making bullshit statements. 

Now fuck off and take your bike along your weegie canal or something ye freak. 

[Tommy]

I guess it’s lads who are pish at golf that slag it off.

The same ones will slag off sex. ?

[Bluto10]

GLOLF

[maryhilldon]

46 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

 

Now fuck off and take your bike along your weegie canal or something ye freak. 

^ Total meltdown.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

I think the OP had misjudged what The Pub section of AFCHat is all about.

[Jigsaw666]

Only thing that gets on my tits when playing is folk constantly saying "nice shot" or even worse "good ball" every time it lands on short grass. Just hit the thing and move on.

[Ke1t]

Albatross and Rough.. those are two more golfing terms. 

Terrible as a goalkeeper for Scotland. 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Aye, Alan Albatross just flapped at everything.

[Reed or deed]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You agreed that clubs were full of big posh pricks with an unjustified inflated sense of grandeur.

I used to think that some of your crack was funny min.

I just think now that you spend far too much time on here and have too much to say. Sick of seeing your shite posted everywhere.

?

[Reed or deed]

57 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

^ Total meltdown.

Weegie minker ^

[Bluto10]

rocket scientist must be the ultimate golf loser.

even the ellon club dweebs mocked him and his bum chum once he said on here

 

GLOLF

[Bluto10]

what’s your handicap pal?

 

a bloke on afc chat called bluto10

 

 

 

 

 

GLOLF

[Ke1t]

12 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Aye, Alan Albatross just flapped at everything.

Great at being born in Aberdeen, moving to Canada, being a Dandy (probably) and being massive into... and we're back on topic... golf. 

 

[Reed or deed]

On 1/1/2022 at 10:50 PM, Sooper-hanz said:

It's the utter wankery and snobbishness from the kind of cunt that frequents a golf club that makes it the sport of cunts. 

That is what you said.

Quite different from what you are claiming to have said. Your statement doesn’t specify elements of particular types of golfer.

What you have said above is just absolute sweeping statement horseshite, which goes to show how much of an ignorant prick you are ?

Loads of cracking folk play golf ye weasel

[Dons79]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

 

It does. Wanks and snobs. 

And cunts sure ?

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You agreed that clubs were full of big posh pricks with an unjustified inflated sense of grandeur.

There's no need for personal attacks on me you prick. ?

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, Reed or deed said:

Weegie minker ^

Deep breaths mate,  try breathing into a paper bag.