Golf threads

[manboobs109]

Anybody play bowls? Always fancied it and reckon I hit the lower age range this year.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

These furious outbursts are the golf equivalent of taking your golf bats and snapping them across your knee.

[Quagmire]

6 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

These furious outbursts are the golf equivalent of taking your golf bats and snapping them across your knee.

That's another thing that doesn't get frowned upon here either. Launching of clubs into lakes after a bad shot. Will be retrieved by a amateur diver for the princely sum of a couple of quid and a embarrassed thank you. 

[NEM]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Further emphasising how golf twats think there is a class structure within their game.

Least they’ve moved on from the jam boy days ?

[King Street Loon]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

Class film

[cheesepipes]

Been on a few golf outings back in the early to mid 90s with my work. 

Tinnies from 8am, doobers round the course, soup n sandwich and sometimes just sack the second round for boozing, one time we necked some Es. 

Was spiffing good fun actually, well spliffing good fun... Haha.... Lolz.

 

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Anybody play bowls? Always fancied it and reckon I hit the lower age range this year.

Played a few times in the past,  great way to spend an afternoon in the sun.

[Bluto10]

petanque is good for boozing

[Reed or deed]

5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Or a golf bag.

Filled with dog turds.

I realise what your problem with golf is now.

Nae mates to make a group ?

The boy that is oot drinkin himsel, never mentions any mates. Probably fat bald and middle aged, lurker and bedroom dweller.

I bet that posting on here is the only interraction with humans you have 

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Played a few times in the past,  great way to spend an afternoon in the sun.

Aye I've had a pint a few times in my local club seems quite a chilled out place. Might give it a go in the summer.

[manboobs109]

I've got a fair way of settling this golf debate. Someone list the 6 biggest hat golf players vs the 6 biggest hat golf haters and I'll judge which is the biggest collection of cunts.

It's the only fairway.

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

I've got a fair way of settling this golf debate

[Quagmire]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Aye I've had a pint a few times in my local club seems quite a chilled out place. Might give it a go in the summer.

Think you’ve been saying that for about 4 years now. 

[manboobs109]

9 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Think you’ve been saying that for about 4 years now. 

Aye I have. It's like admitting you're an old cunt though innit. Plus I'd like someone to join at the same time.

[manboobs109]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

My dad and grandpa were big in the bowls game. More for the booze than anything tbf considering there’s only a few months you can play the game in Scotland and even then it has to be dry conditions.

There's a big indoor place in Dundee, one in Methil too I think.

[Misers Hill]

5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Pool is better than golf 

Seconded?

[Misers Hill]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

There's a big indoor place in Dundee, one in Methil too I think.

Nomore?

[Guest milne_afc]

Football(tv) > darts > pool > snooker > rugby > bmx > roller derby > world pipe band championship > spunky > golf(lol)

[Reed or deed]

Men who can’t play golf = men who can’t do their own DIY ??

[manboobs109]

I've taken the laddie to the Ice Hockey a couple of times and enjoyed the beers at the seat and that. They should make the puck flashing or something though coz you can't see the fucking thing.

[King Street Loon]

4 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I've taken the laddie to the Ice Hockey a couple of times and enjoyed the beers at the seat and that. They should make the puck flashing or something though coz you can't see the fucking thing.

Had a good night out at the ice hockey once here in Aberdeen. More enjoyable than I thought it would be.

[Redforever86]

19 hours ago, Reed or deed said:

Men who can’t play golf = men who can’t do their own DIY ??

I can’t play golf and can do DIY.

And my Da can play golf but can’t do DIY. 
 

Don’t think your argument holds up.  

[Betty Swallicks]

5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I don’t want to attempt to play golf and can’t be arsed doing DIY (leave that to the missus or pay some cunt) 

I’ve better things to do than both (doing DIY is a terrible boast anyway) 

Your missus does DIY in your hoose?

Is she "butch" or are you mental?

 

 

 

[Quagmire]

4 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Your missus does DIY in your hoose?

Is she "butch" or are you mental?

 

 

 

PSTDI. 

[Betty Swallicks]

1 minute ago, Quagmire said:

PSTDI. 

Dyslexic chat for postie?

[Reed or deed]

49 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I can’t play golf and can do DIY.

And my Da can play golf but can’t do DIY. 
 

Don’t think your argument holds up.  

Fair enough like ?

[manboobs109]

15 hours ago, King Street Loon said:

Had a good night out at the ice hockey once here in Aberdeen. More enjoyable than I thought it would be.

I have a pathological hatred of American sports but even I enjoyed it.

[Reed or deed]

27 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Him trying to equate golf (lol) with masculinity was irony at its best.

Aye ok colonel shit lips.

 

 

[Parklife]

40 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Him trying to equate golf (lol) with masculinity was irony at its best.

So is you trying to equate diy with it, to be fair. 

[Reed or deed]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Are you on the golf committee of your local club ?

Nope. Fuck that shit.