Random Thought of the Day....

[johnstrac]

14 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Major wasn’t shitier than Thatcher. 

She's the exception, truly horrible woman.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Can a female ferret and a male dog make love and produce a hybrid?

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Can a female ferret and a male dog make love and produce a hybrid?

Yes, and they all get housed in Marconi Road.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

7 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Yes, and they all get housed in Marconi Road.

??....and up by my manor as well min. Macaroni Road is just partly in existence nowadays, as some of the original houses made way for Faroese style houses back in 2007.

 

[Ke1t]

On 8/13/2022 at 3:15 AM, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Alexander Johnson is completely incomparable with previous PMs.

He is cowardly, weak, incapable, incompetent, indecisive, incoherent, untrustworthy, dangerous, deadly, and deceitful. He is pure fucking scum. 

You could have been describing Bojo there. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Bored the day? (And pet sitting) 

I'm bored every day min. I'm on about my next door neighbour's creature (dog/ferret cross?). 

An odd specimen that constantly barks and who tries its best to mimic a king cobra when I'm oot in my backie. 

The animal I was pet sitting last week is a proper, lovely border collie canine called Miller, named after God.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, Ke1t said:

You could have been describing Bojo there. 

I was ??.

[Beachend Bootboy]

11 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

??....and up by my manor as well min. Macaroni Road is just partly in existence nowadays, as some of the original houses made way for Faroese style houses back in 2007.

 

Ah ok. Been a while since I was there.  Drove through in January to a funeral in Rosehearty but wasn't long in the Broch. 

Marconi certainly had a bad rep back in the day.  Bit like Logie/Manor and San/Fer in the toon.

[Ke1t]

14 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I was ??.

Ha... I'm a fucking retard. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Ah ok. Been a while since I was there.  Drove through in January to a funeral in Rosehearty but wasn't long in the Broch. 

Marconi certainly had a bad rep back in the day.  Bit like Logie/Manor and San/Fer in the toon.

It did like min, as you rightly say, but I found the folk alright. Rosehearty is ok, especially a night in the Fettercassa.

Some of my good school pals came fae the Marconi neighbourhood. 

Reputation usually proceeds the actual truth though. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

34 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Ha... I'm a fucking retard. 

Na, yer nae min.

The repetitive use of the naming word when he is spoken about in the UK press or on TV does my napper in as it is not his actual Christian name. 

[johnstrac]

Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, johnstrac said:

Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman.

??I wonder how many folk will fact check that like I did.  True tho.  Nice one.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

20 minutes ago, johnstrac said:

Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman.

A lovely, educational thought and fact.

Mr. Numan was on TV-AM the other day and I'm sure he said he was 68 years old. Still looks like he was back in 1979.?

[Beachend Bootboy]

33 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

A lovely, educational thought and fact.

Mr. Numan was on TV-AM the other day and I'm sure he said he was 68 years old. Still looks like he was back in 1979.?

Some fuckin' wigs the cunt wears tho.  Somebody should have a word.  Tone them doon a bit like Gaz.  Deid cat stuff min.

[CCB III]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

??I wonder how many folk will fact check that like I did.  True tho.  Nice one.

Nobody now because you did it for us 

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Nobody now because you did it for us 

Your gratitude is greatly appreciated.

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I'm bored every day min. I'm on about my next door neighbour's creature (dog/ferret cross?). 

An odd specimen that constantly barks and who tries its best to mimic a king cobra when I'm oot in my backie. 

The animal I was pet sitting last week is a proper, lovely border collie canine called Miller, named after God.

You thinking of fucking it?

Pervert.

[johnstrac]

3 hours ago, johnstrac said:

Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman.

I was informed of this by another, it's not my own research.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

14 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

You thinking of fucking it?

Pervert.

No chance. I'll leave the fucking of animals to this chap here.....

[BrianFaePerth]

Is that Viz nowadays? Not even funny 

[Beachend Bootboy]

10 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Is that Viz nowadays? Not even funny 

Agreed.  Used to love it but started gettin' a bit repetitive.  That said, ain't read it for a few years.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Is that Viz nowadays? Not even funny 

No, it's fae the Viz back in the day when newsagents had it on a lower shelf, instead of the top shelf nowadays.

Mind you, hardly any newsagents stock it now due to mainstream culturists choosing to be offended and upset with such literature. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Why does a mouse when it spins?

Answers on a postcard please.

[Redforever86]

3 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

 

Mind you, hardly any newsagents stock it now due to mainstream culturists choosing to be offended and upset with such literature. 

Or maybe just the majority of people who buy it get a subscription and it isn't worth newsagents stocking it?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

16 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Or maybe just the majority of people who buy it get a subscription and it isn't worth newsagents stocking it?

True.

(Loved Spandau Ballet)

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Why do dogs walk round with in circles before they take a shit

Do they walk anticlockwise in the southern hemisphere?

@antipadeans

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Can you ride a bike if you have gout??

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Can you ride a bike if you have gout??

Depends where you have the gout.  In the feet or legs, then not likely.  Other places, maybe.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Depends where you have the gout.  In the feet or legs, then not likely.  Other places, maybe.

It's gout of the hallux, so I'm led to believe min.