Holiday's 2022

[Guest findlay_1903]

50 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Who's looking after Sone like?!

Been to Vilamoura, has a few Irish bars but mind yir wallet of heading to thon marina!

Sone is going to his aunties, fair bit of fluff like, her husband is teetotal. 
For the watching. 

[Parklife]

I don't he's being serious, ladzzz. 

[Zeus]

Findlays marriage will come good with a trip to Faro

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Hes good to have about the place

[Guest findlay_1903]

42 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Findlays marriage will come good with a trip to Faro

Just be fine to be away without a snivelling pussy like sone not wanting to booze. 

[NEM]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

I don't he's being serious, ladzzz. 

You don't say Sherlock

[Dons79]

Thank fuck it was Findlay posting and not zero, shoofta would be right on that faro line like a rat up a drainpipe.

sone will come good

dragon lady may not ?

[sheepcrooky]

Off to Tenerife today for a week of sun and sex. 

[BrianFaePerth]

10 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

Off to Tenerife today for a week of sun and solo sex. 

Enjoy!

[For Fecks Sake]

32 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

Off to Tenerife today for a week of sun and sex. 

Great that you can get away with your boyfriend at this time ?

[Parklife]

39 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Enjoy!

 

17 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Great that you can get away with your boyfriend at this time ?

Look, it's the Two Ronnies!! 

Cracking out the zingers this morning, Ladz! 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

Look, it's the Two Ronnies!! 

Cracking out the zingers this morning, Ladz! 

Mair like Baddiel and Baddiel. 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

 

Look, it's the Two Ronnies!! 

Cracking out the zingers this morning, Ladz! 

Is that a piley on?  I'm not sure what the official rules are. Is that a reverse piley on?  Are you allowed to have a pop at 2 posters at once?

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Is that a piley on?  I'm not sure what the official rules are. Is that a reverse piley on?  Are you allowed to have a pop at 2 posters at once?

A wee joke isn't a "piley-on", no. 

I'll be sure to tag you next time I see one happen though. 

[maryhilldon]

22 minutes ago, Parklife said:

A wee joke isn't a "piley-on", no. 

I'll be sure to tag you next time I see one happen though. 

?

[Parklife]

31 minutes ago, Roberto said:

RIGHT...

Cards on the table...

Fa's oot?

Highland goot

[For Fecks Sake]

5 hours ago, Parklife said:

 

Look, it's the Two Ronnies!! 

Cracking out the zingers this morning, Ladz! 

Great to know that you appreciate my comical genius ?

It's Friday, time to kick back and enjoy yourself ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Got the parks booked for our two week motorhome sojourn. Three in total.  Sunshine (nae likely), fishin', photography, walkin', cyclin', eatin' and chillin'. Mega.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Captain Caveman said:

Hopefully no phone reception or wifi

Very poor internet banter that min.  Very poor indeed.

[BrianFaePerth]

28 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Got the parks booked for our two week motorhome sojourn. Three in total.  Sunshine (nae likely), fishin', photography, walkin', cyclin', eatin' and chillin'. Mega.

N’ wankin’

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

N’ wankin’

I canna see me goin a fortnight withoot een.  Sneaky early mornin' visit to the shower block. Zip, lob, spurt.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I canna see me goin a fortnight withoot een.  Sneaky early mornin' visit to the shower block. Zip, lob, spurt.

Probably best to wait until you’re the only one in the shower block 

[Beachend Bootboy]

12 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Probably best to wait until you’re the only one in the shower block 

Hence the early mornin' visit min. However, the noise of the runnin' water will be help mask the noise of my thrapple in any case.

[Parklife]

Wanking in manky communal showers in Crieff, as a horse gets fisted in the background. 

What a holiday. 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Wanking in manky communal showers in Crieff, as a horse gets fisted in the background. 

What a holiday. 

Had to double check this wasn’t the WAYDT 

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 hours ago, Parklife said:

Wanking in manky communal showers in Crieff, as a horse gets fisted in the background. 

What a holiday. 

No, not Crieff.

[Beachend Bootboy]

33 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

? wot dreams are made of

Wet dreams right enough.  Heh, thank you.

[The Boofon]

Too early to start a 2023 thread so if anyone has been to Miami and rented a  house / villa/ apartment your recommendations would be highly appreciated.

[dave_min]

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

Too early to start a 2023 thread so if anyone has been to Miami and rented a  house / villa/ apartment your recommendations would be highly appreciated.

Shite. Avoid.

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

Too early to start a 2023 thread so if anyone has been to Miami and rented a  house / villa/ apartment your recommendations would be highly appreciated.

Every day is like Mardi Gras