RED_JOHN Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 35 minutes ago, BonnieDon said: We beat Hibs to sign this lad. I like that. Keep that quiet, looked what happened with Ojo. 1 Link to comment
Macski Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 This lad certainly looks good in that highlights reel. There's no argument, that's definitely a much lower level, however, he appeared much better than those around him. That included his own team mates too though, you could see miscontrols from them just as the clips were ending etc. Bringing him into a group with better players around him, should help him. Link to comment
The Gee Man Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Tbf no one does a “highlight “ reel where they look mediocre Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 On 1/11/2022 at 8:13 PM, Dandyesque said: When he's 6 foot and 4 And scoring the goals That's Polvara When the studs hit the knee Turns his leg into Jelly That's a Simmie. Link to comment
starryfish Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Will he be here and signed before Tuesday? Link to comment
Don_Corleone Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 2 hours ago, The Gee Man said: Tbf no one does a “highlight “ reel where they look mediocre You obviously didn't see the Teddy Jenks one. 2 1 Link to comment
Millertime Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 2 hours ago, StandFree1982 said: When the studs hit the knee Turns his leg into Jelly That's a Simmie. Would work better "to" jelly but then would still require you to pronounce jelly as "jelleeeee" Try that again? Link to comment
Dons79 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 53 minutes ago, Don_Corleone said: You obviously didn't see the Teddy Jenks one. Was the worst highlights reel I have ever seen on any player ever. If a was him I’d ask for it to be taken down, doesn’t do the boy any favours at all Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Don_Corleone said: You obviously didn't see the Teddy Jenks one. For reference! Some personal highlights include: Getting the ball and falling over Took a shot that was blocked by a defender Getting the ball, running into space then passing it straight to the opposition Getting the ball, turning and hoofing it up the field to opposition defender Attempting a through ball. Failed to beat defender. Attempted a through ball. Too hard and went out for a goal kick Slicing a shot miles wide Now, i'm not having a go at Jenks here. It's more the fact someone's created a highlights reel and included some of the worst highlights of any player i've seen. The above list are things most players do throughout a season, if they didn't they wouldn't be playing at Aberdeen or Brighton, but to include them in a "best of" video....baffling. Link to comment
NEM Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Ha ha that’s surely a piss take? ? Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 12 minutes ago, Millertime said: Would work better "to" jelly but then would still require you to pronounce jelly as "jelleeeee" Try that again? It's a work in progress. Have you seen Get Back? They took forever to work on one line, let alone a full song... Link to comment
Dr_Manhattan Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Reminds me of the Upper Class Twit Of The Year Month Python sketch. Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 1 hour ago, StandFree1982 said: For reference! Some personal highlights include: Getting the ball and falling over Took a shot that was blocked by a defender Getting the ball, running into space then passing it straight to the opposition Getting the ball, turning and hoofing it up the field to opposition defender Attempting a through ball. Failed to beat defender. Attempted a through ball. Too hard and went out for a goal kick Slicing a shot miles wide Now, i'm not having a go at Jenks here. It's more the fact someone's created a highlights reel and included some of the worst highlights of any player i've seen. The above list are things most players do throughout a season, if they didn't they wouldn't be playing at Aberdeen or Brighton, but to include them in a "best of" video....baffling. We must just have the basic wyscout package Link to comment
Don_Corleone Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 2 hours ago, StandFree1982 said: For reference! Some personal highlights include: Getting the ball and falling over Took a shot that was blocked by a defender Getting the ball, running into space then passing it straight to the opposition Getting the ball, turning and hoofing it up the field to opposition defender Attempting a through ball. Failed to beat defender. Attempted a through ball. Too hard and went out for a goal kick Slicing a shot miles wide Now, i'm not having a go at Jenks here. It's more the fact someone's created a highlights reel and included some of the worst highlights of any player i've seen. The above list are things most players do throughout a season, if they didn't they wouldn't be playing at Aberdeen or Brighton, but to include them in a "best of" video....baffling. Haha it's 3 minutes of pure comedy. I think he makes about 1 decent pass in the whole thing, doesn't have a single shot on target. Always worth a look if you're needing a laugh! Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 9 hours ago, StandFree1982 said: When the studs hit the knee Turns his leg into Jelly That's a Simmie. When the studs hit the shin And Durrant’s career’s in the bin That’s a Simmie. 4 1 Link to comment
Millertime Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Any interviews by him yet? And is he actually here? Link to comment
Don_Corleone Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, Millertime said: Any interviews by him yet? And is he actually here? No. No. Link to comment
NEM Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 2 hours ago, sheepcrooky said: When the studs hit the shin And Durrant’s career’s in the bin That’s a Simmie. We have a winner ? Link to comment
PondHopper Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 On 1/12/2022 at 10:39 PM, BonnieDon said: We beat Hibs to sign this lad. I like that. Hibs was recruiting him. Aberdeen was not. His coach had to reach out. Explains all sorts of things. Like why Devlin gets more time versus dumping him for the likes of Calvo. If all these puff piece articles were true about AFC understanding the US market of course... Link to comment
RED_JOHN Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 He was hot in demand Scored against the huns whilst unmanned That’s Polvara Could change that to Scott Brown Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 ^just what I come on to say* *going by insta Polvara will come good - on Tuesday Link to comment
minijc Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista To the tune of Re Rewind by Artful Dodger featuring Craig David. 1 Link to comment
Bournemouth Gee Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Chilled on Sunday Link to comment
Don_Corleone Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Dante Polvara... your defence is terrified Dante Polvara... your defence is terrified Dante Polvara... your defence is terrified Na nana na Polvara Polvara Polvara Na nana na Polvara Polvara Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 37 minutes ago, minijc said: Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista To the tune of Re Rewind by Artful Dodger featuring Craig David. Cracked open the bottle of absinthe you got for Xmas? Link to comment
minijc Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 11 minutes ago, Ten Caat said: Cracked open the bottle of absinthe you got for Xmas? Nah Link to comment
Guest Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 1 hour ago, minijc said: Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista To the tune of Re Rewind by Artful Dodger featuring Craig David. Maybe the worst ever Takes some doing Link to comment
Kiriakov33 Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 11 hours ago, Roberto said: The big man looks to be on his way to Scotland. Certainly looks as if he will arrive today. He has an Italian passport but not sure if that helps in the visa process these days. Might we see a cameo on Tuesday night ? Link to comment
Tommy Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 9 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Maybe the worst ever Takes some doing Maybe. ? Link to comment
Redmist1903 Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 50 minutes ago, Kiriakov33 said: Might we see a cameo on Tuesday night ? Given he'll probably still be jet lagged and never trained with a professional team in his life I would think t highly unlikely. He'll maybe get a novelty place on the bench though to sample the atmosphere. Link to comment
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