Dante Polvara

[RED_JOHN]

35 minutes ago, BonnieDon said:

We beat Hibs to sign this lad. I like that.

Keep that quiet, looked what happened with Ojo.

[Macski]

This lad certainly looks good in that highlights reel. There's no argument, that's definitely a much lower level, however, he appeared much better than those around him. That included his own team mates too though, you could see miscontrols from them just as the clips were ending etc. Bringing him into a group with better players around him, should help him.

[The Gee Man]

Tbf no one does a “highlight “ reel where they look mediocre 

[StandFree1982]

On 1/11/2022 at 8:13 PM, Dandyesque said:

When he's 6 foot and 4 

And scoring the goals

That's Polvara

When the studs hit the knee

Turns his leg into Jelly

That's a Simmie. 

[starryfish]

Will he be here and signed before Tuesday?

[Don_Corleone]

2 hours ago, The Gee Man said:

Tbf no one does a “highlight “ reel where they look mediocre 

You obviously didn't see the Teddy Jenks one.

[Millertime]

2 hours ago, StandFree1982 said:

When the studs hit the knee

Turns his leg into Jelly

That's a Simmie. 

Would work better "to" jelly but then would still require you to pronounce jelly as "jelleeeee"

Try that again?

[Dons79]

53 minutes ago, Don_Corleone said:

You obviously didn't see the Teddy Jenks one.

Was the worst highlights reel I have ever seen on any player ever. If a was him I’d ask for it to be taken down, doesn’t do the boy any favours at all

[StandFree1982]

1 hour ago, Don_Corleone said:

You obviously didn't see the Teddy Jenks one.

 For reference! 

Some personal highlights include:

• Getting the ball and falling over
• Took a shot that was blocked by a defender
• Getting the ball, running into space then passing it straight to the opposition
• Getting the ball, turning and hoofing it up the field to opposition defender
• Attempting a through ball. Failed to beat defender.
• Attempted a through ball. Too hard and went out for a goal kick
• Slicing a shot miles wide

Now, i'm not having a go at Jenks here. It's more the fact someone's created a highlights reel and included some of the worst highlights of any player i've seen.  The above list are things most players do throughout a season, if they didn't they wouldn't be playing at Aberdeen or Brighton, but to include them in a "best of" video....baffling.

[NEM]

Ha ha that’s surely a piss take? ?

[StandFree1982]

12 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Would work better "to" jelly but then would still require you to pronounce jelly as "jelleeeee"

Try that again?

It's a work in progress.

Have you seen Get Back? They took forever to work on one line, let alone a full song...

[Dr_Manhattan]

Reminds me of the Upper Class Twit Of The Year Month Python sketch.

[aberdeen1970]

1 hour ago, StandFree1982 said:

 For reference! 

Some personal highlights include:

• Getting the ball and falling over
• Took a shot that was blocked by a defender
• Getting the ball, running into space then passing it straight to the opposition
• Getting the ball, turning and hoofing it up the field to opposition defender
• Attempting a through ball. Failed to beat defender.
• Attempted a through ball. Too hard and went out for a goal kick
• Slicing a shot miles wide

Now, i'm not having a go at Jenks here. It's more the fact someone's created a highlights reel and included some of the worst highlights of any player i've seen.  The above list are things most players do throughout a season, if they didn't they wouldn't be playing at Aberdeen or Brighton, but to include them in a "best of" video....baffling.

We must just have the basic wyscout package

[Don_Corleone]

2 hours ago, StandFree1982 said:

 For reference! 

Some personal highlights include:

• Getting the ball and falling over
• Took a shot that was blocked by a defender
• Getting the ball, running into space then passing it straight to the opposition
• Getting the ball, turning and hoofing it up the field to opposition defender
• Attempting a through ball. Failed to beat defender.
• Attempted a through ball. Too hard and went out for a goal kick
• Slicing a shot miles wide

Now, i'm not having a go at Jenks here. It's more the fact someone's created a highlights reel and included some of the worst highlights of any player i've seen.  The above list are things most players do throughout a season, if they didn't they wouldn't be playing at Aberdeen or Brighton, but to include them in a "best of" video....baffling.

Haha it's 3 minutes of pure comedy. I think he makes about 1 decent pass in the whole thing, doesn't have a single shot on target. Always worth a look if you're needing a laugh! 

[sheepcrooky]

9 hours ago, StandFree1982 said:

When the studs hit the knee

Turns his leg into Jelly

That's a Simmie. 

When the studs hit the shin

And Durrant’s career’s in the bin

That’s a Simmie. 

[Millertime]

Any interviews by him yet?

And is he actually here?

[Don_Corleone]

10 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Any interviews by him yet?

And is he actually here?

No.

No.

[NEM]

2 hours ago, sheepcrooky said:

When the studs hit the shin

And Durrant’s career’s in the bin

That’s a Simmie. 

We have a winner ?

[PondHopper]

On 1/12/2022 at 10:39 PM, BonnieDon said:

We beat Hibs to sign this lad. I like that.

Hibs was recruiting him. Aberdeen was not. His coach had to reach out. 

Explains all sorts of things. Like why Devlin gets more time versus dumping him for the likes of Calvo. 

If all these puff piece articles were true about AFC understanding the US market of course...

[RED_JOHN]

He was hot in demand 

Scored against the huns whilst unmanned 

That’s Polvara

 

Could change that to Scott Brown 

[Zeus]

^just what I come on to say*

 

*going by insta 

 

Polvara will come good - on Tuesday 

[minijc]

Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista

Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista

Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista

To the tune of Re Rewind by Artful Dodger featuring Craig David.

[Bournemouth Gee]

Chilled on Sunday

[Don_Corleone]

Dante Polvara... your defence is terrified

Dante Polvara... your defence is terrified

Dante Polvara... your defence is terrified

Na nana na Polvara Polvara Polvara 

Na nana na Polvara Polvara 

[Ten Caat]

37 minutes ago, minijc said:

Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista

Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista

Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista

To the tune of Re Rewind by Artful Dodger featuring Craig David.

Cracked open the bottle of absinthe you got for Xmas?

[minijc]

11 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Cracked open the bottle of absinthe you got for Xmas?

Nah

[Guest]

1 hour ago, minijc said:

Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista

Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista

Pol-Var-A The crowd shout goal assista

To the tune of Re Rewind by Artful Dodger featuring Craig David.

Maybe the worst ever 

 

Takes some doing 

[Kiriakov33]

11 hours ago, Roberto said:

The big man looks to be on his way to Scotland.

Certainly looks as if he will arrive today. He has an Italian passport but not sure if that helps in the visa process these days.  
Might we see a cameo on Tuesday night ?  

[Tommy]

9 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Maybe the worst ever 

 

Takes some doing 

 Maybe. ?

[Redmist1903]

50 minutes ago, Kiriakov33 said:

Might we see a cameo on Tuesday night ?  

Given he'll probably still be jet lagged and never trained with a professional team in his life I would think t highly unlikely. He'll maybe get a novelty place on the bench though to sample the atmosphere.