Summer 2022 Transfer Window

[Tommy]

19 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Mini has sent me the appropriate whatsapp with the information to keep me suitably dry. A true ITK'er.

He really is the real deal.

[aberdeen1970]

Guys, ffs, Cormack says whatever will help him best at the time he is speaking.

 

[Zeus]

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[bonzodaddy73]

Everything's gonna be just fine..

[Tommy]

??

[Yerdas Selzavon]

Just now, zeroisgod76 said:

Nadir Çiftçi?

IMO if its legit it will be Durmus, ex St-Mirren after all.

[aberdeen1970]

1 minute ago, Yerdas Selzavon said:

Hey wait, I'm sure i've heard this one somewhere before

Love The Smiths

[zeroisgod76]

Just now, Tommy said:

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Nadir Çiftçi?

[Yerdas Selzavon]

1 minute ago, Tommy said:

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Hey wait, I'm sure i've heard this one somewhere before

[Ernie McCracken]

2 minutes ago, Tommy said:

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The next signing is from Turkey, or the next signing is an absolute Turkey? 

[aberdeen1970]

2 minutes ago, Ernie McCracken said:

The next signing is from Turkey, or the next signing is an absolute Turkey? 

Bringing back Tyler Chicken

[JamieMT]

10 hours ago, cruickc2 said:

you know this as fact, fuck off you prick, 

Wasn't stated as fact and should have been fairly apparent it was tongue in cheek. You appear very angry, like the Devil Dug in Still Game. Maybe a finger up the arse would help calm you too.

[Yerdas Selzavon]

1 minute ago, CCB III said:

Anthony Stewart of Wycombe incoming. 
 

And you can take that to the fucking bank. 
 

#ITK

Thats not a very turkish sounding name

[CCB III]

Anthony Stewart of Wycombe incoming. 
 

And you can take that to the fucking bank. 
 

#ITK

[aberdeen1970]

2 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Anthony Stewart of Wycombe incoming. 
 

And you can take that to the fucking bank. 
 

#ITK

29 year old centre back who is 5ft 10

Meltdowns incoming on many levels!!

[StandFree1982]

2 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Anthony Stewart of Wycombe incoming. 
 

And you can take that to the fucking bank. 
 

#ITK

5ft 10" 

Hope he's not going to be defending corners against the likes of Ash Taylor and Andy Considine then! 

[Tommy]

6 minutes ago, Ernie McCracken said:

The next signing is from Turkey, or the next signing is an absolute Turkey? 

Apologies.

 This should have been in where are you going next holiday thread.

[Yerdas Selzavon]

Maybe he's got crazy strength and jumping reach

[WesthillWanderersFC]

6 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Love The Smiths

People are right to ASK the question why nothing is happening.   
People are beginning to PANIC.

WELL I WONDER if we’ll sign anyone today?   
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE, we’ll still be shite, moan the fans.

Cormack has promised to back the manager. BIGMOUTH STRIKES AGAIN.

THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT in Steven Gunn’s office as he awaits agents to return his calls.   
The calls don’t come.   
HEAVEN KNOWS I’M MISERABLE NOW, moans Steven, crying PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, LET ME GET WHAT I WANT 

 

[dazzy_deff]

13 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Anthony Stewart of Wycombe incoming. 
 

And you can take that to the fucking bank. 
 

#ITK

32 games in the championship last season. 33 in league 1 season before. That's more like it. If this is true, you'll be challenging mini in the ITK stakes. 

[Bournemouth Gee]

There's a club and you'd like to go

[aberdeen1970]

12 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

People are right to ASK the question why nothing is happening.   
People are beginning to PANIC.

WELL I WONDER if we’ll sign anyone today?   
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE, we’ll still be shite, moan the fans.

Cormack has promised to back the manager. BIGMOUTH STRIKES AGAIN.

THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT in Steven Gunn’s office as he awaits agents to return his calls.   
The calls don’t come.   
HEAVEN KNOWS I’M MISERABLE NOW, moans Steven, crying PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, LET ME GET WHAT I WANT 

 

Half A Striker

Never Signed No One Ever

Some Players' Add Ons are Bigger than Other players' Add Ons

[aberdeen1970]

5 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Even if this is  untrue, you'll be challenging mini in the ITK stakes. 

FTFY

[dazzy_deff]

2 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

FTFY

jealousy is an awful trait. 

[StandFree1982]

5 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Half a Striker

Never Signed No One Ever

Some Player's Add Ons are Bigger than other Player's Add Ons

at 5ft 10", its clear that Some Players are Bigger Than Others

 

[aberdeen1970]

2 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

jealousy is an awful trait. 

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[jamiesd]

Has the leap of a salmon

[Zorba]

Does anyone know who the Turk is? I heard we were looking at Ozturk , who scored the 40 yarder in the Edinburgh derby, a few weeks ago.

Also Ross County have pulled off a good bit of business if they manage to sign Yan Dhanda. Looked a real player for Swansea.

Edit - Just seen someone mention Ilkay Durmus, doubt it's him he had a very good season at Lechia Gdansk and another 12 months on his contract. They also have either Europa League or Conference League next season.

[Yerdas Selzavon]

1 minute ago, Zorba said:

Does anyone know who the Turk is? I heard we were looking at Ozturk , who scored the 40 yarder in the Edinburgh derby, a few weeks ago.

Also Ross County have pulled off a good bit of business if they manage to sign Yan Dhanda. Looked a real player for Swansea.

Take it from one who has experience with such things, I think the Turk may be fictional.

[DelMonte]

3 minutes ago, Yerdas Selzavon said:

Take it from one who has experience with such things, I think the Turk may be fictional.

You’ve never said.