Summer 2022 Transfer Window

[shut up meg 1,417]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Was an early morning bit o sarcasm.

I know nothing 

You'll come good

[shut up meg 1,417]

22 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

I''m guessing late 30's or early 40's and still lives at home with his folks

Do you think he likes a bet as well?

[ERNIE 30]

7 hours ago, Sonoftherock said:

That’s what I was thinking! Can’t help himself!  However, he is obviously just excited… as he is a fan too, like the rest of us.

He is supposed to act like a chairman

[AyrshireSheep 253]

Dave Cormack really doesn't help himself does he? Even if he meant he agreed that it was a good week on the signing front there will now be fans expecting us to sign both Ronan and McGrath. I'd much prefer Ronan out of the 2 and he's probably the one we could sign first as McGrath would likely be a loan due to his contract at Wigan. But i'd still take him just as a GIRFUY to the Jutes. 

[Parklife 1,199]

1 minute ago, AyrshireSheep said:

Dave Cormack really doesn't help himself does he? Even if he meant he agreed that it was a good week on the signing front there will now be fans expecting us to sign both Ronan and McGrath. 

Dunno if you can hold DC accountable for fans being sad wee virgins TBH. 

[TheRedPrawcess 92]

What has Cormack said? I'm not on Twitter.

[The Boofon 4,610]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Was an early morning bit o sarcasm.

I know nothing 

Love Fawlty Towers.

 

Edited June 24 by The Boofon

[AyrshireSheep 253]

12 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Dunno if you can hold DC accountable for fans being sad wee virgins TBH. 

There are plenty of sad wee cunts on twitter but you know what's going to happen now. Twitter will be full of "Announce Ronan and McGrath".

But anyway, let's hope for a big signing today along with unveiling the new kit. 

[fine-n-dandy 1,117]

9 minutes ago, AyrshireSheep said:

There are plenty of sad wee cunts on twitter but you know what's going to happen now. Twitter will be full of "Announce Ronan and McGrath".

But anyway, let's hope for a big signing today along with unveiling the new kit. 

Is yesterday’s 6’3” signing not big enough for you?

[minijc 1,120]

3 hours ago, muttonhumper said:

At being full of shite? 

Definitely up there.

That's nae very nice min, you should know that I'm well sourced up, me and baldy Bob with the top info.

[Zeus 1,563]

38 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Love Fawlty Towers.

 

Class

[StandFree1982 1,647]

2 hours ago, DD1903 said:

Or...he was agreeing that it's been a good week for signings...

 

1 hour ago, Helmet said:

Cormack might be agreeing with the first part though.

The Agree part maybe.

The "need to be patient" part followed by the zipped mouth emojis was definitely about the second part though.  

[DD1903 886]

 

5 minutes ago, StandFree1982 said:

 

The Agree part maybe.

The "need to be patient" part followed by the zipped mouth emojis was definitely about the second part though.  

There aren't any 'zipped mouth' emojis in his tweet.

[StandFree1982 1,647]

2 hours ago, Sonoftherock said:

If we win a trophy during his time, it’s going to be funny to see how he reacts! He’ll be front and centre of the action, giving it big licks - no doubt about that!

tbh, if we win a trophy or 2, I doubt anyone would care if he built a statue of himself wanking furiously over a photo of himself.  

[zeroisgod76 575]

12 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

 

There aren't any 'zipped mouth' emojis in his tweet.

The emojis show his big old shiny teeth.

[StandFree1982 1,647]

12 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

 

There aren't any 'zipped mouth' emojis in his tweet.

looked like it initially on my phone. But you're correct, they are 

[The Gee Man 155]

Tobias signed for Rotterdam, o well we move on

[AyrshireSheep 253]

1 hour ago, fine-n-dandy said:

Is yesterday’s 6’3” signing not big enough for you?

Nope. Want a 7ft giant. 

[Poodler 3,332]

4 minutes ago, The Gee Man said:

Tobias signed for Rotterdam, o well we move on

How did you miss thon boy posting that 4 times last night? 

[Studebaker-90 1,051]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

How did you miss thon boy posting that 4 times last night? 

I don’t think I’ve ever seen him write anything down, he must have some sort of system! 

[Tord31 842]

One more signing for this week or not?

We were promised 5-7.

[Studebaker-90 1,051]

Signing to be announced later today. Done deal. Just coordinating things with the kit release. 

[Ernie McCracken 849]

54 minutes ago, StandFree1982 said:

tbh, if we win a trophy or 2, I doubt anyone would care if he built a statue of himself wanking furiously over a photo of himself.  

if he did that, then he'd probability win me round. 

[TheRedPrawcess 92]

1 minute ago, Ernie McCracken said:

if he did that, then he'd probability win me round. 

What, win a trophy or the wanking statue?

[Dad 2,050]

34 minutes ago, The Gee Man said:

Tobias signed for Rotterdam, o well we move on

Fuck him

We're no looking for cunts with no ambition - rotterdam LOL

[minijc 1,120]

10 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Signing to be announced later today. Done deal. Just coordinating things with the kit release. 

Long wait until September. 

[Ernie McCracken 849]

5 minutes ago, TheRedPrawcess said:

What, win a trophy or the wanking statue?

The wanking statue. 

[Kincardine_Mearns_Red 86]

13 minutes ago, Dad said:

Fuck him

We're no looking for cunts with no ambition - rotterdam LOL

Nae loss tbh. If signing for Sparta Rotterdam is the height of your ambitions then he would have been as well staying in Norway.

Edited June 24 by Kincardine_Mearns_Red

[TheRedPrawcess 92]

1 minute ago, Ernie McCracken said:

The wanking statue. 

Just checking if we were on the same page. 

We are

[Dad 2,050]

1 minute ago, Kincardine_Mearns_Red said:

Nae loss tbh. If signing for Sparta Rotterdam are the height of your ambitions then he would have been as well staying in Norway.

Darn tootin son

Dumb cunt