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[Ramandu 314]

Where did the old thread go?

Man realises that thing he wasted buckets of cash on is worthless. It'd take a heart of stone not to laugh.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61102759

Edited April 14 by Ramandu

[Sooper-hanz 2,054]

27 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Where did the old thread go?

Man realises that thing he wasted buckets of cash on is worthless. It'd take a great of stone not to laugh.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61102759

Jesus

[BrianFaePerth 2,524]

Like Dad trying to flog his DWT t-shirts.

[manboobs109 2,817]

What's the thoughts on this Rwanda thing?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61097114

[BrianFaePerth 2,524]

Totally racist making black folk go to black countries 

[Parklife 950]

8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

What's the thoughts on this Rwanda thing?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61097114

What's your thoughts? 

[Bad_Mobby 4,462]

13 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

What's the thoughts on this Rwanda thing?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61097114

Bojo looking to deflect attention 

It’ll get defeated in court anyway (the daft racists) 

[Sooper-hanz 2,054]

13 minutes ago, Parklife said:

What's your thoughts? 

BOOM!

[Ramandu 314]

29 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

What's the thoughts on this Rwanda thing?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61097114

Beautiful country, would recommend a visit.

[manboobs109 2,817]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

What's your thoughts? 

It's just going to end up a total farce. I'd imagine a few solicitors chambers are opening Rwandan offices now.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog 230]

42 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

It's just going to end up a total farce. I'd imagine a few solicitors chambers are opening Rwandan offices now.

Paul Lefevre will be all over it like a rash as an opportunity to excrete and gain even more filthy lucre. 

"Are you Rwandan and feel you've been unfairly treated by the Foreign Office? Well we're hear for you to get the justice you deserve."

Edited April 14 by Matt Armstrong's Dog

[shut up meg 1,374]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

What's the thoughts on this Rwanda thing?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61097114

I haven't read anything about, heard it briefly on the radio earlier today, the first thing I thought was it sounded similar to the Nazis sending the Jews to Madagascar in the early 40s.

[Bad_Mobby 4,462]

21 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Paul Lefevre will be all over it like a rash as an opportunity to excrete and gain even more filthy lucre. 

"Are you Rwandan and feel you've been unfairly treated by the Foreign Office? Well we're hear for you to get the justice you deserve."

Paul Leyellowfever 

[Kilgore Trout 121]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

What's the thoughts on this Rwanda thing?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61097114

Trying to win back the English northerners who have been expressing some discontent recently

Sup for the Brexit table 

[manboobs109 2,817]

1 hour ago, shut up meg said:

I haven't read anything about, heard it briefly on the radio earlier today, the first thing I thought was it sounded similar to the Nazis sending the Jews to Madagascar in the early 40s.

Not convinced it's "similar"

In fact it's nothing like it.

It's a stupid idea though, I'll give you that.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog 230]

51 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Paul Leyellowfever 

Paul Le Fiver is not eenuf. 

[Parklife 950]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

It's just going to end up a total farce. 

Well, that we totally agree on. 

[Woolenrouge 34]

If I were Rwandan I would be well pissed off if my country was facilitating a cunt colonial nation like the British in anything.

[Bad_Mobby 4,462]

If I was Rwandan, I’d go about showing my cock off to everyone 

[Ke1t 4,258]

1 hour ago, shut up meg said:

I haven't read anything about, heard it briefly on the radio earlier today, the first thing I thought was it sounded similar to the Nazis sending the Jews to Madagascar in the early 40s.

It's seems closer to this. 

 

[Sooper-hanz 2,054]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

If I was Rwandan, I’d go about showing my cock off to everyone 

So..., you're Rwandan then?

[Redforever86 1,684]

Good deal for Rwandan’s can come to Britain on holiday and don’t need to pay for the flight home.

[Ke1t 4,258]

Best thing Britain can do is let folk in from all over the world, hand over a town to each of them, and diversify the culture. 

It can be like Epcot, only shitter, obviously, because the weather's piss. 

 

Edited April 14 by Ke1t

[Bad_Mobby 4,462]

2 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Best thing Britain can do is let folk in from all over the world, hand over a town to each of them, and diversify the culture. 

It can be like Epcot, only shitter, obviously, because the weather's piss. 

 

Best thing Britain can do is get nuked 

[Ramandu 314]

1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

Best thing Britain can do is let folk in from all over the world, hand over a town to each of them, and diversify the culture. 

It can be like Epcot, only shitter, obviously, because the weather's piss. 

Someone was suggesting something a little like that when we were giving Hong Kong folk the right to live here. Take a bit of emptyish land somewhere and make it available to any HKer who wants.  They get to have their laws, their way of doing things. We don't need to build anything, just make sure there's a decent broadband connection.

Hong Kong has no natural resources and they turned it into an economic powerhouse through sheer grit, ingenuity and reasonably priced financial services. Stands to reason they could do it again. Hong Kong 2.0 would be amazing, I'd want them to do it here. Hong Kong on Don.

[Ke1t 4,258]

23 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Someone was suggesting something a little like that when we were giving Hong Kong folk the right to live here. Take a bit of emptyish land somewhere and make it available to any HKer who wants.  They get to have their laws, their way of doing things. We don't need to build anything, just make sure there's a decent broadband connection.

Hong Kong has no natural resources and they turned it into an economic powerhouse through sheer grit, ingenuity and reasonably priced financial services. Stands to reason they could do it again. Hong Kong 2.0 would be amazing, I'd want them to do it here. Hong Kong on Don.

Not a bad idea at all... though within 20 years Scots would be third class citizens in their own country behind the Hong Kongers and the English in that order, and Peebles (or wherever they settled... I'm thinking Peebles) would look like this. 

Think of all the cash they would generate for London, though. 

 

[Bad_Mobby 4,462]

2 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Not a bad idea at all... though within 20 years Scots would be third class citizens in their own country behind the Hong Kongers and the English in that order, and Peebles (or wherever they settled... I'm thinking Peebles) would look like this. 

Think of all the cash they would generate for London, though. 

 

That would look lovely at the mouth of the Don 

[Ramandu 314]

I think it'd look amazing. There wouldn't be all the nonsense planning regulations, so we'd be able to build a shiny new stadium wherever we wanted. And the food would improve.

[Ke1t 4,258]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

That would look lovely at the mouth of the Don 

Aberdeen's forward-thinking cooncil would never allow it. 

 

[Ke1t 4,258]

Nah, min... love some big cities. Paris, New York, London, brilliant places. 

Never been to Asia, but would likely spontaneously combust with joy in Tokyo or Seoul. 

Currently pissing it down in the Japanese capital.