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[Arabian Knight]

its fae greysacks weddin nicht whin bairn1 wis cinceevd..full vids oan xhemster wi ez grunts n orgasm grimace 

[Parklife]

Looks like DJ Khaled. 

[Ke1t]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Looks like DJ Khaled. 

Love Dr Who's nemeses who can't climb stairs and shout EXTERMINATE! n'at. 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Decent.  A Scottish Dr Who.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-61371123

Local lad done good. Makes me proud to be Dundonian. 

[Torry Tosser]

7 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Local lad done good. Makes me proud to be Dundonian. 

Lovely Scottish name.

[Simply Red]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

100 percent. It's not that I don't like talking I just hate how they feel a need to fill what they perceive to be an awkward silence with small talk. I'd rather they just concentrate on their job. You can't talk and concentrate fully on the hair cut at the same time. 

Used to get some shocking haircuts from wifies paying zero attention to the job in hand, just talking absolute garbage. If you cant focus on yir job and talk at the same time, just do the thing im paying you for please.

What a revelation when i started getting it done (my haircuts) by guys. Always good.

Dont go near any of the fuckers now tho which is terrific. No.2 all over every week at home by me??‍? 
 

 

 

 

[The Boofon]

7 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

100 percent. It's not that I don't like talking I just hate how they feel a need to fill what they perceive to be an awkward silence with small talk. I'd rather they just concentrate on their job. You can't talk and concentrate fully on the hair cut at the same time. 

 

18 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Used to get some shocking haircuts from wifies paying zero attention to the job in hand, just talking absolute garbage. If you cant focus on yir job and talk at the same time, just do the thing im paying you for please.

What a revelation when i started getting it done (my haircuts) by guys. Always good.

Dont go near any of the fuckers now tho which is terrific. No.2 all over every week at home by me??‍? 
 

 

 

 

Hahaha.

 

Fucking hell.

 

Would love to see the two of you in a car in total silence driving along so you can concentrate.

 

"Don't fucking speak to me I'm driving."

[Studebaker-90]

Always go to the Turks for your haircut. Generally pretty good and they don’t bother trying to speak 

[Studebaker-90]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Because they hate you and want to rape your missus 

As long as they give me a haircut for 15 quid and don’t witter on then fair enough 

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

As long as they give me a haircut for 15 quid and don’t witter on then fair enough 

Dunno if I've mentioned before but my hairdresser has massive tits. They keep brushing up against you, terrific. Standard of haircut unimportant.

[Studebaker-90]

Go get the camera 

[The Boofon]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Seriously ,when you decide to stop cutting your own hair and venture into a barbers you'll see what we mean.

Haha. What's a haircut?

 

Come ashore Hanz if a person can't be trusted to do their job without having conversation they're probably not the best place to go for a haircut.

 

 

 

 

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, The Boofon said:

 

Hahaha.

 

Fucking hell.

 

Would love to see the two of you in a car in total silence driving along so you can concentrate.

 

"Don't fucking speak to me I'm driving."

You've missed my point.

If youre not capable of doing a haircut adequately and talking at the same time, which some aren't, then stop talking and concentrate. We’re talking about absolute monstrosities here. Total mongos.

Short back and sides aswell. Not like I've ever asked for a tricky haircut either.

The blokes that used to cut my hair liked a wee chat but was obvious they were concentrating on the haircut aswell.

 

[Simply Red]

Check out staff having a prolonged chat with a customer even tho theres a queue of folk waiting. Fucking rude, sometimes the fault of the female customer tho who cant wait to talk raw shit to another human and/or let the rest of the queue know her story.

Time and a place for these chats. Queues of folk waiting, get a fucking move on. 

[The Boofon]

13 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Check out staff having a prolonged chat with a customer even tho theres a queue of folk waiting. Fucking rude, sometimes the fault of the female customer tho who cant wait to talk raw shit to another human and/or let the rest of the queue know her story.

Time and a place for these chats. Queues of folk waiting, get a fucking move on. 

Now that is annoying as fuck. Likewise when they wait until the total is announced and then go and take out their purse / wallet.

Should have it ready. You know you're going to have to pay for it FFS.

 

Move this post to Pet Hates mods.

[Redforever86]

I’m sure I’ve told this before but I once had a hair cut so bad the bird cut herself, stopped half way through and never charged me for it. 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I’m sure I’ve told this before but I once had a hair cut so bad the bird cut herself, stopped half way through and never charged me for it. 

You sure that wasn't a sexual encounter? 

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You sure that wasn't a sexual encounter? 

No, must of lasted a good ten minutes.  

[Studebaker-90]

7 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I’m sure I’ve told this before but I once had a hair cut so bad the bird cut herself, stopped half way through and never charged me for it. 

Because she was so depressed over the shit quality of the haircut?

[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Because she was so depressed over the shit quality of the haircut?

Try better next time. 

[Redforever86]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

crikey

Try better next time. 

[Redforever86]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

I like to have a few beers before a haircut. 

Nothing screams socially inadequate more apart from a DWT t-shirt. 

[Reed or deed]

1 hour ago, Simply Red said:

Check out staff having a prolonged chat with a customer even tho theres a queue of folk waiting. Fucking rude, sometimes the fault of the female customer tho who cant wait to talk raw shit to another human and/or let the rest of the queue know her story.

Time and a place for these chats. Queues of folk waiting, get a fucking move on. 

One of the most annoying things ever that.

Ignorant cunts that dee that.

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That's nonsense. You could apply the same logic to any social occasion where you drink alcohol in that case.

Do you count sitting in silence while someone cuts your hair as a social occasion?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Ain't been in a barber for the best part of 20 years. Do it myself. No1 every 7-10 days.  Skin'eds rool yah bass??

[Bournemouth Gee]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-61379507

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Bournemouth Gee said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-61379507

 

Fuckin' lesbo cunt's shouldn't be near the game anyway.  Fuckin' netball, stick to it.

[Redforever86]

58 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Do you count sitting in silence while someone cuts your hair as a social occasion?

Exactamundo. 

[Parklife]

54 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Fuckin' lesbo cunt's shouldn't be near the game anyway.  Fuckin' netball, stick to it.

U wot? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

U wot? 

U wot?