Studebaker-90 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 26 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Were you the prom queen Studs? I already told you I was masterbating in the cloak room Link to comment
CCB III Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 20 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: aye wise up consi, you’re from dyce min It was one of the good things we were allowed. The bloody prom. Link to comment
CCB III Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 22 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: It's a lot of utter nonsense. Instagram, middle class, bollocks. Get it to fuck. It's a bunch of horny teenagers playing dress up and getting pished. High jinks at worst, yi miserable al' tart. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 8 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said: Now thats crying out for a thread Saturday night at the Holburn West The ice discos on a Friday night were prime hunting ground back in the day. Then up the side of Broadhill to get some stinky fingers. Bloody terrific. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, CCB III said: It's a bunch of horny teenagers playing dress up and getting pished. High jinks at worst, yi miserable al' tart. Teenagers don't need stupid fucking made up American pish with limos and tuxedos to get up to high jinx. It's for fucking Yanks and it can get to fuck. It'll be American football and cheerleaders next. Link to comment
CCB III Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Teenagers don't need stupid fucking made up American pish with limos and tuxedos to get up to high jinx. It's for fucking Yanks and it can get to fuck. It'll be American football and cheerleaders next. Had an ex girlfriend who did cheerleading. Would not. Knock. It. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Teenagers don't need stupid fucking made up American pish with limos and tuxedos to get up to high jinx. It's for fucking Yanks and it can get to fuck. It'll be American football and cheerleaders next. Dyce didn’t have a prom in my day, must have been a new fad. Like those big jumpers. speaking of cheerleaders…reds n co wonder if anyone at the club will face retrospective action over that in years to come Link to comment
CCB III Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Just now, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Pics ? No? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Just now, CCB III said: Had an ex girlfriend who did cheerleading. Would not. Knock. It. Fucking hell. I give it ten years and you fucking cunts will have us singing the star spangled banner. Some fucking communist you are, going to the prom in your tux and dry humping the cheerleader. 8 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 38 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Fucking proms at hotels. What a lot of shit. I can't put into words how much I hate all that shit. What about toddlers ‘graduating’ from nursery to primary school? Grad parties for toddlers Babyshowers Trick or treating. Fucking american garbage getting scoffed up by fucking imbeciles. Link to comment
CCB III Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Just now, manboobs109 said: Fucking hell. I give it ten years and you fucking cunts will have us singing the star spangled banner. Some fucking communist you are, going to the prom in your tux and dry humping the cheerleader. When I was 17 my political ideals weren't even in their infancy. Just thought about grass, tbh. A bit like you now, but you're at least 50 Link to comment
CCB III Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Just now, Simply Red said: What about toddlers ‘graduating’ from nursery to primary school? Grad parties for toddlers Babyshowers Trick or treating. Fucking american garbage getting scoffed up by fucking imbeciles. Got to say I agree with all of this, maybe not trick or treating- thats just a bit of fun. Babyshowers are a minging exercise in begging. The toddler graduation thing is purely for parents to post on social media, the child will categorically not remember that. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, Simply Red said: What about toddlers ‘graduating’ from nursery to primary school? Grad parties for toddlers Babyshowers Trick or treating. Fucking american garbage getting scoffed up by fucking imbeciles. It's all Facebook pish. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Guising has always been a thing. Come on to fuck. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 30 minutes ago, CCB III said: When I was 17 my political ideals weren't even in their infancy. Just thought about grass, tbh. A bit like you now, but you're at least 50 They still aren't you daft wee spunker. Get back to me when you've lived a little. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 18 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Teenagers don't need stupid fucking made up American pish with limos and tuxedos to get up to high jinx. It's for fucking Yanks and it can get to fuck. It'll be American football and cheerleaders next. Simmer doon, Alf Garnett. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Slush puppies are American, right? Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-brit-tourist-dies-magaluf-26943373 A shite way to go. Cheap pills. Magaluf. 7 story fall. Video doing the rounds as well, some thud. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 11 minutes ago, Parklife said: Guising has always been a thing. Come on to fuck. Its not called guising anymore now tho is it. Trick or treating. Be saying trunk and sidewalk, and you do the math soon too. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 24 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Some fucking communist you are, going to the prom in your tux and dry humping the cheerleader. Add in a few "fucking"s and say that in voice of Malcom Tucker in "the thick of it" and it's funny as fuck. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Its not called guising anymore now tho is it. No, because then it'd be confused with a night out on the pull with Rumpus. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 24 minutes ago, Simply Red said: What about toddlers ‘graduating’ from nursery to primary school? Grad parties for toddlers Babyshowers Trick or treating. Fucking american garbage getting scoffed up by fucking imbeciles. I raise you Gender reveals. Admittedly more tricky now that there are hunners, apparently. 1 Link to comment
Hagi's pubic hair Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 23 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-brit-tourist-dies-magaluf-26943373 A shite way to go. Cheap pills. Magaluf. 7 story fall. Video doing the rounds as well, some thud. He's a pussy. Quote Reports suggest the man might have been trying to balance on the rails of the hotel and slipped. He fell more than 15 metres. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Reekie dock fell from that height a couple of months ago at a party upstairs in OKH. He fell off ebbe‘S shoulders Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 8 hours ago, sheepcrooky said: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/calling-men-bald-sexual-harassment-26947271?1= Jeezo. What a fucking world we live in. Tup and his legal team are preparing a case against the hat Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 4 hours ago, CCB III said: Studs is right, it was all about abdy getting a hotel after, getting pished and trying to ride someone. Sounds like a night out with cheesers Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 10 hours ago, 1903Fitba said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-brit-tourist-dies-magaluf-26943373 A shite way to go. Cheap pills. Magaluf. 7 story fall. Video doing the rounds as well, some thud. Where could one see this video? Link to comment
sigh Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Now, that would be some night! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10807237/Woman-opens-living-TWO-vaginas-TWO-uteruses.html Link to comment
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manboobs109 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, The Boofon said: https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/8856944/big-boobs-same-mistakes-outfits-never-button-shirt/ It's a yes from me Link to comment
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