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[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

It's a yes from me

To the fashion tips?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 hours ago, Simply Red said:

What about toddlers ‘graduating’ from nursery to primary school? 

Grad parties for toddlers

Babyshowers

Trick or treating.

Fucking american garbage getting scoffed up by fucking imbeciles. 

Absolutely spot on min. 

You can add "Friends", the Superbowl, and the Academy Awards ceremony to that list as well.

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Absolutely spot on min. 

You can add "Friends", the Superbowl, and the Academy Awards ceremony to that list as well.

Ach I'm sure you'll make one, one day. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

13 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Ach I'm sure you'll make one, one day. 

??.

It's not a thing I've been able to master in my 43+ years on the planet, so doubt I'll be able to do it anytime soon?. 

[sheepcrooky]

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/virgin-man-looking-love-hes-26915510
 

Anyone on here ?

[Redforever86]

24 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/virgin-man-looking-love-hes-26915510
 

Anyone on here ?

He'll nae find a virgin over the age of 15 now Poodlers in toon. 

[dazzy_deff]

https://news.sky.com/story/calling-a-man-bald-is-sexual-harassment-employment-tribunal-rules-12611690?fbclid=IwAR1HjKz4Zs6G9gu1RFkNFlfzmuqKRkNCPBcuPlxUgrj36kS5xqdlundi3Vg

 

Good to see @Parklife, @CCB III and @Big Hat Logan would be hauled over the coals by HR for their attitudes towards the baldies.  

[The Boofon]

6 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

https://news.sky.com/story/calling-a-man-bald-is-sexual-harassment-employment-tribunal-rules-12611690?fbclid=IwAR1HjKz4Zs6G9gu1RFkNFlfzmuqKRkNCPBcuPlxUgrj36kS5xqdlundi3Vg

 

Good to see @Parklife, @CCB III and @Big Hat Logan would be hauled over the coals by HR for their attitudes towards the baldies.  

CCB having a nightmare.

 

First it was the denial of openly using drugs now he's in breach of sexual harassment laws.

 

What a fucking idiot.

[dazzy_deff]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

There's different levels of bald - the loser type who are your Prince William, Brian Stelter, Larry David, Jada Pinkett Smith, Dazzy Deff cunt.. 

Then you've the cool cunts like Woody Harrelson, Ross Kemp, Jason Statham, Joe Rogan, Zinedine Zidane..

I, obviously fit in to the latter group. 

Consi will get karma taking a huge bite out of his ass will end up looking like George Costanza.   Wee fat baldy. 

You not a thinning junkie who possesses a combover? Baldy denial. 

Embrace it min - BIC every 2nd day and live the dream. 

[dazzy_deff]

4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Tried it during the pandemic when the barbers were shut. 

Looked more Irvine Welsh than Joe Rogan - Fuck that shit. 

Junky cunt.

[Parklife]

42 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

https://news.sky.com/story/calling-a-man-bald-is-sexual-harassment-employment-tribunal-rules-12611690?fbclid=IwAR1HjKz4Zs6G9gu1RFkNFlfzmuqKRkNCPBcuPlxUgrj36kS5xqdlundi3Vg

 

Good to see @Parklife, @CCB III and @Big Hat Logan would be hauled over the coals by HR for their attitudes towards the baldies.  

I've no issue with baldies at all. Just don't try and compensate for it by having a big beard.

It looks bad. 

[dazzy_deff]

9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Bald old git.

Imagine you in a band. 

 

Im younger than you min. 

[dazzy_deff]

16 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I've no issue with baldies at all. Just don't try and compensate for it by having a big beard.

It looks bad. 

Big beards in general are shit. Usually the work of smellys. 

A finely trimmed heavy stubble number works best to avoid you looking like a thumb. 

[Studebaker-90]

23 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Big beards in general are shit. Usually the work of smellys. 

A finely trimmed heavy stubble number works best to avoid you looking like a thumb. 

Or Duncan goodhew 

[Betty Swallicks]

On 5/12/2022 at 3:27 PM, Poodler said:

So you’d pump 2, 3 and 5?

 

22 hours ago, Ke1t said:

8 - 1 - 8 - 7 - 8 - 4 - 8 - 2 - 8 - 5 - 8 - 3 - 8 - 6 - 8

I assure you this isn't some kind of 'missing a bit' fetish. 

Comments that don't make sense?

 

[Redforever86]

5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/05/13/pub-called-vogue-cornish-village-vogue-sued-vogue-magazine/

"We have a history of rebellion (in Cornwall)"

 

Yet he still wasted his time replying to the cunts. 

[Ke1t]

13 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

 

Comments that don't make sense?

 

I'd point you to Number 8's leg. 

Wherever it is. 

[Betty Swallicks]

3 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

I'd point you to Number 8's leg. 

Wherever it is. 

Nope. 

[Ke1t]

3 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Nope. 

Well then I'm afraid I can be of no further help in regards to this particular query. 

 

[Betty Swallicks]

1 minute ago, Ke1t said:

Well then I'm afraid I can be of no further help in regards to this particular query. 

 

Thank fuck. 

[Ke1t]

Just now, Betty Swallicks said:

Thank fuck. 

Cutting stuff, Mr Wilde. 

[Betty Swallicks]

1 minute ago, Ke1t said:

Cutting stuff, Mr Wilde. 

 

[manboobs109]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lads-who-went-out-one-26939092

Fuck off.

oh we're so crazy, it was so spontaneous we just filmed it all.

wankers.

[Misers Hill]

Jesus fuck. Can't even bury the poor woman ?Cunts.https://news.sky.com/story/shireen-abu-akleh-israeli-security-forces-arrest-mourners-at-funeral-of-al-jazeera-journalist-shot-dead-in-west-bank-12612091

[Ke1t]

17 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lads-who-went-out-one-26939092

Fuck off.

oh we're so crazy, it was so spontaneous we just filmed it all.

wankers.

So, a couple of guys go abroad, and nothing really of note happened except it was maybe a bit spontaneous?

Presumably it's a slow news day. 

[Misers Hill]

5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Yip, those Israelis are off the rails (i’m anti-scalextric) 

Had all the TR7's...en black jps 7??

[BrianFaePerth]

That’s you fucked @Bad_Mobby

https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/a39905344/alien-contact-400000-years-away/

 

[The Boofon]

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/yob-throws-plant-pot-through-26953645

 

Fran Healy has to be number 1 suspect. ?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/yob-throws-plant-pot-through-26953645

 

Fran Healy has to be number 1 suspect. ?

My money's on Lilyan Thuram?.

[Poodler]

Those scenes in Israel/ Palestine are an absolute disgrace. 
 

endorsed by the Israeli government aswell.

 

who own Patel