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[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Who? 

Have a look min.  You're an intelligent man.

[Parklife]

9 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Have a look min.  You're an intelligent man.

At least one of us is. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

At least one of us is. 

Look closer.

[Betty Swallicks]

9 hours ago, milne_afc said:

https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thecourier.co.uk%2Ffp%2Fnews%2Fcourts%2F3580981%2Fhorse-molester-back-on-register-after-sex-assault-at-perth-mcdonalds%2F

 

The 76-year-old, who was arrested for indecency in 2013 after he was seen with his hand up a horse’s backside. When confronted by the foal’s disgusted owner, he said: “I’m very lonely.”

Prosecutors had also asked for Nicoll to be banned from McDonald’s.

Asked by Sheriff Robert Vaughan about the possibility of deferring sentence for more reports, Mr Somerville said: “I don’t see that is necessary. “He is 76 and is somewhat set in his ways.”

Nicoll, of Kincardine Road, Crieff, responded: “What am I going to do? “Just stay in my home? “I’ve got to get my car MOT’d and that.”

 

LOL!

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Simply Red]

^hahahha

[ericblack4boss]

12 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Hmmm, wonder if that’s my ex colleagues waf (she’s Thai) 

Could be ,she is Thai,. He is a business man in the area

[Ke1t]

32 minutes ago, Dad said:

Asp Taylor 

Ryan Jack. 

[Don Fonte]

24 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Ryan Jack. 

Top posting.

[chief_wiggum]

13 hours ago, Dal Riata Don said:

Bad blood boiling up.

Probably something liken to Straw Dogs going on. 

Mix in Covid and folk have had enough. 

I'd imagine it's fuck all to do with covid ? I'm guessing there's a crime of passion taken place, wife cheating on bloke, he finds out tries to kill her, then goes after the bloke, doesn't fully explain the other shooting though.

[Guest milne_afc]

13 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

I'd imagine it's fuck all to do with covid ? I'm guessing there's a crime of passion taken place, wife cheating on bloke, he finds out tries to kill her, then goes after the bloke, doesn't fully explain the other shooting though.

It’s a crime of frustration, brought about by back pain and mental health issues. The older victim was a dismissive chiropractor.

[Poodler]

did we run a poll on who’d pump her? 
 

The more I see her the more she becomes an unlikely sex object. Think it’s that big tits and awkward demeanour. Feel like she would be easily lead in the bedroom. 
 

 

 

[Ke1t]

8 minutes ago, Poodler said:

did we run a poll on who’d pump her? 
 

The more I see her the more she becomes an unlikely sex object. Think it’s that big tits and awkward demeanour. Feel like she would be easily lead in the bedroom. 
 

 

 

Right in her plumbum. 

[Guest milne_afc]

6 hours ago, Poodler said:

did we run a poll on who’d pump her? 
 

The more I see her the more she becomes an unlikely sex object. Think it’s that big tits and awkward demeanour. Feel like she would be easily lead in the bedroom. 
 

 

 

Fuck off

[Beachend Bootboy]

I wiz nae fan o' Doris but when yeh see the two fuckin' options left, well sometimes better the devil you know.

There are no other options coz that fuckin' weet blunket Starmer is never gonna be a threat to the Torys.  We're fucked and gettin' fuckeder.

[Poodler]

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/11/rise-in-popularity-of-anal-sex-has-led-to-health-problems-for-women
 

 

the female anal orgasm is a truly wonderful moment to experience.

[cheesepipes]

4 minutes ago, Poodler said:

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/11/rise-in-popularity-of-anal-sex-has-led-to-health-problems-for-women
 

 

the female anal orgasm is a truly wonderful moment to experience.

When a woman actually removes your penis from her vagina to then guide it up her bumhole is one of life's greatest pleasures. 

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

When a woman actually removes your penis from her vagina to then guide it up her bumhole is one of life's greatest pleasures. 

 

On this we agree.  Fantastic talent.

[BrianFaePerth]

Some alarm will be going off at moobzoid towers. He’ll be along soon to show his disgust at such a foreign practice.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

A Stalinist-esque purge happening in Russia...?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-stabbed-girlfriend-50-times-27698755.amp?fr=operanews

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/onlyfans-star-brutally-hacked-death-27708818.amp?fr=operanews

Brutal.

[Poodler]

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-62513216
 

 

100,000 vaccines arriving soon. 
 

anyone seen data relating to how this smallpox vaccine helps with monkeypox? 
 

or are we just accepting that the vaccine dudes are the good guys again? 
 

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, Poodler said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-62513216
 

 

100,000 vaccines arriving soon. 
 

anyone seen data relating to how this smallpox vaccine helps with monkeypox? 
 

or are we just accepting that the vaccine dudes are the good guys again? 
 

 

Brighton.  Lolzzzz.

[Parklife]

27 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Brighton.  Lolzzzz.

@Poodler loves a visit to Brighton. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

that’s the Israel bootlicking begun (liket Beachend Bootlicker) 
 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/liz-truss-faces-backlash-over-claim-woke-civil-service-strays-into-antisemitism/ar-AA10AIRm

Hail Zion high.  

[Poodler]

49 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

that’s the Israel bootlicking begun (liket Beachend Bootlicker) 
 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/liz-truss-faces-backlash-over-claim-woke-civil-service-strays-into-antisemitism/ar-AA10AIRm

A substantial donation must have arrived in her office 

 

 

wouldn’t shag her now fwiw

[sigh]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

 

wouldn’t shag her now fwiw

Liz Truss or Priti Patel?

Or as a threesome?

Or let them do a show together then walk away?

[Poodler]

I’d request a Gaza Strip from them 

 

[sigh]

3 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I’d request a Gaza Strip from them 

 

Do you reckon the collar and cuffs match with Lizzie?

Or do either have a brazilian?

Or big hairies?

(think the heat is getting to me, off for a lie down)

[CCB III]

I've always maintained I'd like a shot of Patels bunda

[CCB III]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

that’s the Israel bootlicking begun (liket Beachend Bootlicker) 
 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/liz-truss-faces-backlash-over-claim-woke-civil-service-strays-into-antisemitism/ar-AA10AIRm

Gonna be funny to see the centrist/right of the party get raging about the baseless claims. 
 

It's their own fucking fault. Made it so anti semitism was a potent weapon in disparaging political opponents, now it's being used back on them, like it was always going to. 
 

Get it up them, to be fucking honest. 

[ericblack4boss]

It would be Mourdant I'd love to have ride