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[maryhilldon]

41 minutes ago, Poodler said:

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/9325592/ryan-giggs-x-rated-poem-kate-greville/
 

 

Giggs going full Brent and writing a poem ????

' I fell in love with you at first site,  I remember because I was high as a kite'  

?  Normally folk forget things when they're wrecked.

[tutankamun]

2 hours ago, Poodler said:

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/9325592/ryan-giggs-x-rated-poem-kate-greville/
 

 

Giggs going full Brent and writing a poem ????

 

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Jesus. Imagine getting that read out in court . 

Come on lads, this is all bollocks.

Amber Heard, Depp

Vardy v Coleen Rooney.

Wagatha Christie 

Giggs. Poetry. Lol

Wake up

[maryhilldon]

6 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

 

Come on lads, this is all bollocks.

Amber Heard, Depp

Vardy v Coleen Rooney.

Wagatha Christie 

Giggs. Poetry. Lol

Wake up

Wake up to what? We all know it's bollocks. 

[maryhilldon]

7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

dad, I’ve been lifted 5 times for assault 

Only 5?  This surprises me.

[tutankamun]

20 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Wake up to what? We all know it's bollocks. 

Glad to hear it ?

Problem is, most of the world actually believe this shit.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, tutankamun said:

Glad to hear it ?

Problem is, most of the world actually believe this shit.

Believe what? These things are real,  they're just not important.

[tutankamun]

8 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Believe what? These things are real,  they're just not important.

Are they real?

[tutankamun]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

What are you on about?  Do you think it’s all staged ??

No doubt

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Giggs will get off. 

Giggs always gets off, usually with his brothers burd.

[tutankamun]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Giggs will get off. 

Well he cried, it’s a given ?

[Poodler]

Never knew Giggs had the spade in him

all this makes sense now 

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 hours ago, Poodler said:

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/9325592/ryan-giggs-x-rated-poem-kate-greville/
 

 

Giggs going full Brent and writing a poem ????

Fuck. He deserves jail for that alone.  That Consi and Parky levels of cringe and Cavey levels of intelligence (ie none).

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 hours ago, Poodler said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-62591911
 

 

back in the limelight. She’s not letting go of her 5 minutes of fame

 

as we rightly predicted 

Was always gonna be the case.  More deflection from this fuckin trout bein' a shite parent.  Complete attention seekin' slag.

[Poodler]

I agree wi yi min!

 

that’s worrying! 

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I agree wi yi min!

 

that’s worrying! 

Cheap MSM coverage for the reality TV audience.  Them that watch Love Island, Cookin' competition programs and Big Brother, Jungle shite.  Fuckin morons.

You agree with me because you know I'm generally right. Oh yeah.

[Ramandu]

6 hours ago, tutankamun said:

No doubt

Don't speak.

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Ramandu said:

Don't speak.

we're still nae spikin 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Do you reckon the judges come in early on a Monday morning. 

Aye Jim, youre last in and you forgot the bacon rolls.  You get the latest attention-avoiding footballer nonce versus the latest attention seeking daft bint.

[Joe pike]

10 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Eh? 
 

you wanted Eastern Europeans gone = have to take on more darkies for trade deals 

YOU

ARE 

STUPiD 

Surely you are not that daft? (you are) 

Politics

L

O

L

Not your scene Nobby.

[The Boofon]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11126879/Angry-Vogue-Williams-SLAMS-awful-passenger-refused-swap-seats-plane.html

 

Z List celebrity moans about someone not swopping seats but they did actually swop seats.

 

Vogue said: 'Spenny was like, 'would you mind doing window instead of aisle so we can be all together?' and he's like 'yes Spencer, I would mind.'

'We were just like, 'oh, okay dude, that's okay,' and so anyway when he realised he was being an absolute t**t, he looked at me with a newborn baby and the two kids beside me, 'he was like okay, fine, fine I'll do it.'

 

Jesus Christ.

 

 

[Joe pike]

7 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11126879/Angry-Vogue-Williams-SLAMS-awful-passenger-refused-swap-seats-plane.html

 

Z List celebrity moans about someone not swopping seats but they did actually swop seats.

 

Vogue said: 'Spenny was like, 'would you mind doing window instead of aisle so we can be all together?' and he's like 'yes Spencer, I would mind.'

'We were just like, 'oh, okay dude, that's okay,' and so anyway when he realised he was being an absolute t**t, he looked at me with a newborn baby and the two kids beside me, 'he was like okay, fine, fine I'll do it.'

 

Jesus Christ.

 

 

Another non story from another non celebrity.

[For Fecks Sake]

6 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Another non story from another non celebrity.

Sad fact is, it will be a huge deal and story to a certain demographic who hang on every word of these z list celebrities.

[Parklife]

28 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

“Mum-of-three Vogue also said it is a 'nightmare' to have children on a plane and encouraged listeners to assist when possible. 

She said: 'I feel like when people have kids, it is a nightmare on flights. If you can in any way help them out, do.'

 

Thicko has kids, then moans about the reality of having kids. 

Fuck off. 

[manboobs109]

Imagine someone suggesting helping a fellow human being? 

Crazy talk.

[Parklife]

19 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Imagine someone suggesting helping a fellow human being? 

Crazy talk.

You troll so hard. 

But in the end, it doesn't even matter. 

 

[Guest milne_afc]

Children and mouthy guffy tarts shouldn’t be allowed on aeroplanes. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Who the fuck is Vague Williams?

[Kilgore Trout]

16 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Like a relatively well spoken weegie now. None of your nasally 'awrite big man' stuff. I'm sure bits of tuechter are still evident, it's hard wired I would think. Give me a few days back up the road and it'd be 'what like gudgie?'

I think it’s called non regional loon. I’ve been down in shitesville since 1992. Haven’t completely succumbed . If you were born in Farfar it’s always going to be lurking somewhere in the background .

faither was a good Kemnay man in a 

 

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Who the fuck is Vague Williams?

The story is pretty loose on the details. 

[CCB III]

47 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said:

I think it’s called non regional loon. I’ve been down in shitesville since 1992. Haven’t completely succumbed . If you were born in Farfar it’s always going to be lurking somewhere in the background .

faither was a good Kemnay man in a 

 

I lived in Dundee for years and stopped saying "eh" and started saying "iy"

 

immediately and rightfully hounded out of me