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[sheepcrooky]

4 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

How is the Gonorrehoea anyway?

It gets better when you mum spreads calmaline lotions over my genitals. Top work ma CP. 

[cheesepipes]

21 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

It gets better when you mum spreads calmaline lotions over my genitals. Top work ma CP. 

She's prone to aggressive warts.

 

FYI.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

16 hours ago, Hagi's pubic hair said:

Boy wins competition with seagull impression

 

 

 

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A nine-year-old British boy has won a European championship with his uncanny impression of a seagull.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-derbyshire-68878025

What did the young lad get for coming first in the competition?

A loaf of bread, a sandwich, or a tray of chippy/chipper chips clarted in tomato sauce?

[sheepcrooky]

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/us-showbiz/1000lb-sisters-tammy-slaton-ditches-32668392

 

WYOWYN? A definite no from me. 

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, sheepcrooky said:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/us-showbiz/1000lb-sisters-tammy-slaton-ditches-32668392

 

WYOWYN? A definite no from me. 

Haven't looked, I'd take a BJ though.

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, sheepcrooky said:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/us-showbiz/1000lb-sisters-tammy-slaton-ditches-32668392

 

WYOWYN? A definite no from me. 

'Tammy looks incredible at just 285lbs' 😄

[milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

'Tammy looks incredible at just 285lbs' 😄

She should try limiting her feeding times to between 7pm-9pm

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

She should try limiting her feeding times to between 7pm-9pm

On the same day?