Poodler Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: Let’s hope the hat isn’t looking to sponsor anyone IIRC there was a time when the club were courting the Hat about potentially becoming the official forum it was around the time the original HYEHAW thread appeared Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Ouch. Khans London. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-62570923 Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, Roberto said: There is no chance. Agreed. Rocket was a prick but he definitely wasn't a total fucking moron. 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 "I heard the news today, oh boy." Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 50 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: "I heard the news today, oh boy." "I can't close my eyes and make it go away" Would normally say "Love U2" to this but Bono is a prick. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, The Boofon said: "I can't close my eyes and make it go away" Would normally say "Love U2" to this but Bono is a prick. 100% Fuck U2. I was quotin' The Beatles. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 30 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Are you a roughcaster BB Wise up. I'm a skilled tradesman. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Do you know anything about sun tunnels? ( on the off chance you're a builder or roofer) Is that that fad where folk suntan their arseholes? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Do you know anything about sun tunnels? ( on the off chance you're a builder or roofer) What part of skilled didn't you understand? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: fair enough Yup. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Aye, been up for hours. Me inna'. Nice up here too. Gonna hae an ice cream at Lossie shortly. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: Get your driver one as well. He will. My shout too. Might just hae a Magnum fae the Co-op or Spar. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 7 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: He will. My shout too. Might just hae a Magnum fae the Co-op or Spar. Watch yourself on the way out. Outside the Spar is a dangerous place. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: These are splendid. Never tried them. Will seek one out. I do like Biscoff. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 9 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Watch yourself on the way out. Outside the Spar is a dangerous place. In Lossie? Nah, teuchter country. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said: In Lossie? Nah, teuchter country. Incorrect. Canna be a teuchter if you've got a beach. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: In Lossie? Nah, teuchter country. It's a Co-op as it happens so I'm safe. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 minute ago, The Boofon said: Incorrect. Canna be a teuchter if you've got a beach. Disagree. A teuchter (as in judged in Aberdeen) is ony cunt fae ootside the City limits. Country or coast. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 25 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: It's a Co-op as it happens so I'm safe. Not all Co-ops are safe places, BB min..... https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/co-op-shop-worker-stabbed-24753879 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Not all Co-ops are safe places, BB min..... https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/co-op-shop-worker-stabbed-24753879 Big difference between Brum and NE Scotland tho. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 30 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Incorrect. Canna be a teuchter if you've got a beach. You'll tend to find the coastal inhabitants of the north-east descend from inland, inbred nae-richter farming people. I am, for one. My fucker of a grandfather was fae Fyvie, deep in the heartland of farmland incest and naerichtness. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 7 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: You'll tend to find the coastal inhabitants of the north-east descend from inland, inbred nae-richter farming people. I am, for one. My fucker of a grandfather was fae Fyvie, deep in the heartland of farmland incest and naerichtness. My ma' wiz born in Fyvie. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 15 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Big difference between Brum and NE Scotland tho. I remember, back in 2015, our local Co-op, which is about 25 yards from my house, was cordoned off along with the terrace block I stay in, until the Bomb Disposal squad arrived and dealt with a "suspicious" package left unattended in the lane adjacent to the shop earlier on that day. Couldn't get into my house for 4 hours or so after coming back from a job interview with Slater's in Aberdeen. Surprisingly, it was an empty package wrapped in tinfoil. The local curtain-twitchers, shite-steerers, and gossips said a quine dressed in a burqa pushing a pram was spotted discarding the package at around 5:30am that morning. Fucking unfounded cow dung. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-33315534 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Just now, Beachend Bootboy said: My ma' wiz born in Fyvie. You may be able to testify to this then min.? Link to comment
sigh Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 24 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I remember, back in 2015, our local Co-op, which is about 25 yards from my house, was cordoned off along with the terrace block I stay in, until the Bomb Disposal squad arrived and dealt with a "suspicious" package left unattended in the lane adjacent to the shop earlier on that day. Couldn't get into my house for 4 hours or so after coming back from a job interview with Slater's in Aberdeen. Surprisingly, it was an empty package wrapped in tinfoil. The local curtain-twitchers, shite-steerers, and gossips said a quine dressed in a burqa pushing a pram was spotted discarding the package at around 5:30am that morning. Fucking unfounded cow dung. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-33315534 Did you get the job though? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 27 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: You may be able to testify to this then min.? https://youtu.be/e0Y37E9rqqg Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 16 minutes ago, sigh said: Did you get the job though? Did I fuck min, I'm afraid. The boy Colin who interviewed me wasn't impressed at all I was an outpost dweller who used public transport. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: https://youtu.be/e0Y37E9rqqg I thought Messrs Williamson and Browne were going to descend into a rendition of "I Love a Lassie, a Bonny, Bonny Lassie...." instead of the ye olde Irish song. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Hunt for suspect seen running from scene of mobility scooter murder in Greenford, West London | Daily Mail Online There's a shock. Athletic chap. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 29 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Hunt for suspect seen running from scene of mobility scooter murder in Greenford, West London | Daily Mail Online There's a shock. Athletic chap. They bloody love running 2 Link to comment
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